i'm Awesome deal with it

by Graveyard Ninja

Life sucks but with him by my-side i think it can get a lot better. Evil but super cool Natsu and Juvia. warning: story will get super weird and crazy, get ready for this awesome ride. PS: please comment on this story.

Juvia pov:

I really hate life, i think everyday that it would be so much easier if i killed everyone that was around me by chopping off their heads. But i can't do that because i'm in a light guild ahahahahahahahah who i'm i kidding i was kicked out of fairy tail after i:

1) Stabbed Lucy in her leg

2) Painted Grays house red with pigs blood.

3)Stole all the strawberry cakes on Erazs' birthday.

AND

4) Caught having sex with Natsu in masters office.

I know you guys must be thinking what happened to Juvia?

And the answer to that is i got sick of life, friendship is nothing but to get by in life you need MONEY, MMOONNEEY! and more MONEY but to get money you need to be crazy, not care about anything and to have a hot guy backing you up (my one is Natsu.)

So the only thing that i can say now is:

Watch out world the lunatic is out for BLOOD.

If liked comment on the chapter because how can i carry on writing this If i don't know if anyone likes it.

And sorry for any grammar mistakes.