This is a PJO parody of Tansyheart's 'Win a Date with Nightcloud'.
The audience stared at the beautiful stage. On the wall were hot-pink hearts with a pink lemonade-like coller for the back ground with 'win a date with Drew' in sunshine yellow in the center of the wall. On the floor there was a hot-pink chair with a silver-lined glass table on the side. Near it were some dark-blue chairs that would look awesome in the Poseidon cabin. On the stage were a mooshroom, a zombie, a cat and a girl that wheres a lot of make-up. "Welcome to 'Win a Date with Drew'! I'm your camera man/cat and director Katie, the mooshroom is the announcer Betty, the zombie is the security-guard Bub, and the girl is Drew, who is our wonderful and extraordinary host. But, to keep this show running, we need the audience to give us Boys to try to win a date with Drew, questions for Drew to ask, and items for Bub to smack boys with when they do something wrong. The boys MUST be canon, but the questions and the items can be as random as, well, Random, who is the thing that gives my friend ideas. And the only boys you can't nominate are Bub and Nico. Why Nico? Unless you want him tourchord in a pink room and probably get hit in the head by one of Bub's random items, I recommend not using him. Also, Betty and Bub will have little devices on their chests so all of us can understand what in the name of StarClan they are saying. If any of the characters are absent, we will have our whiter, P.L.A.M., fill in for them. So let's play 'Win a Date with Drew'!"