It was a cold morning and those three idiots were running around like animals, the cook that blows almost everything up, that redhead maid who breaks everything and the gardener who's super strength was a pain in the neck. In his study sat a young boy with dark blue hair and an eyepatch, "Bring me something sweet, Sebastian." He said to the tall man dressed in a black tailcoat.

"Do you wish to ruin your dinner, young master?" He replied.

"What do you mean?"

"Why, Alois Trancy is coming for tea, were you not informed?"

"No. No I was not informed."

There was a long silence until Sebastian went to make some cake.

"B-BARDROY, THATS A BIT DANGEROUS, YES IT-" Said the maid until she was cut off with a BANG!

"Sorry, it just looked like it was gonna take a while so..." Coughed The cook.

"What have you three been doing?" Sighed Sebastian as he took the fruit cake to the young boy, Ciel. There was a knock the door just as Ciel was putting the fork in his mouth. "That must be Alois." Said the butler.

"CIELLLL?! Are you home?!" Shouted that blonde pervert.

"What do you want, Alois?" Replied Ciel, calmly.

"I want you." Smirked Alois.

"And by that, you mean you want to kill me?" Said Ciel, still calm.

"It means exactly what I said."

"Well come on then."

"Wait, what?"

Alois was already ontop of Ciel, smirking with excitement. "What are you going to do?" Asked Ciel. Alois dipped in and stole Ciel's first kiss and he blushed, furiously. They cuddled together for a while until Ciel asked a very serious question, "What do you think of me?" He asked, waiting for a reply.

"Well..." Said Alois.. He regretted that.

"Get out." Replied Ciel, his hair covering his face.

"W-What?" Asked Alois, confused.

"I SAID GET OUT!' Shouted Ciel with tears in his eyes.

"But I..." Stuttered Alois.

"Leave me alone."

"Fine." Said Alois, blankly and left, leaving Ciel to cry into his pillow.

"Sebastian, we may not have gotten revenge yet, BUT TAKE MY SOUL NOW." Ordered Ciel. "My lord, I cannot." Replied Sebastian.

"ITS AN ORDER!" Cried Ciel.

"CIEL. WAIT." Shouted a familiar voice.

"Go away, Alois."

"No. If you end your life, so will I."

"Alois..." Said Ciel.

"Yes?" Asked Alois.

"I love you."

"And I love you too."

What? Did you expect something good? Tough luck. Anyway, hope you enjoyed...

Ciel: I HATE YOU, SEL-CHAN.

Alois: I don't mind to much, heheh...

SHUT UP, YOU TWO.