"There she is, that piss shit!" Kagome hissed and wanted to throw up. Seeing Mikasa made her stomach churn, so Kagome threw her lunch away because she lost her appetite. "AWWWWWW, that's a waste of food." Inuyasha said with great sorrow in his heart. He had really been eyeing her ham and cheese sandwich.

Mikasa walked out of Mrs. HiFiv's room where Inuyasha had cruelly used male dominance and forced Kagome to spy for him while he got his really bendy fluffy sword ready to kill Mikasa.

"I'll bring the tessaiga," murmured Inuyasha angrily.

"Yeah, so we'll meet at the Ecchi booth," the dynamic duo shuddered at Mikasa's nasally voice. She pointed her thumb and index finger in an "L" shape and said to Fredric, "Did you watch that link I sent you?"

Kagome did that unconscious nudging thing that Inuyasha complained that she did whenever her poor eyes caught site of that shit. "Look, Mikasa's talking to Fredric." Fredric was a 2nd amendment fanatic and Mikasa's best friend.

"Okay! Anime convention here we come," Fredric said, hoisting his AK-74 over his shoulder while readjusting his army hat.

At that point, Kagome went berserk. She grabbed Inuyasha and shook him, ignoring the fact that 5 million characters of different fandoms were staring at them. "OMG HAHAHA ARGH Inuyasha!" she squealed. "Let's go to the con! I mean, I don't think my family who lets me skip out of school and hang out with you and risk my life would care if I go with you to anime con! BUT OH SHIT!" kagome looked SUPER DEPRESSED. "I DONT HAVE A COSPLAY READY!" She and Inuyasha began to cry because they knew that they had to go in their stupid normal clothes to the convention.

Mikasa was staring at them because for some reason she knew she had seen them before or heard of them. Just then Charlotte Dunois, Mikasa's girlfriend skipped by. "MY WAIFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU," Mikasa ran and GLOMPED HER.

"OMG YURI," Kagome pretended to look through her notifications on her phone.

It was raining on the day of the convention. Kagome and Inuyasha wore their stupid normal clothes and trudged inside. It reeked of otaku grease. They didn't even notice that people were taking pictures of them and uploading them to contribute to their Inuyasha fandom on Tumblr and getting 49283393048238293829337393829382829482928281 notes.

"WAAAAH WE ARE SO UGLY!" Kagome cried, walking past a failed Kagome cosplayer who had a messy wig and shiny costume.

"I KNOWWWWWW." Inuyasha cried walking past Richard Ian Cox.

"R U IN AP ART?" Richard asked them.

Meanwhile in the ecchi booth... "IS THAT MY TEACHER MRS. HIFIV?" Mikasa nasaled.

to be continued