Due to the previous version having appparently gone against the guidelines with its choices, the original 'The Life of Kaitou Kid' was deleted by the admin. Now, this is the same story, only the heists will be posted in complete chapters. For now, I'm only posting the previous heists so that you can read them (again).

Enjoy!

Heist 1: A Fishy Affair

Hakuba Saguru lined the basics of the plan to capture Kaitou Kid. Nakamori-keibu and the Kid Taskforce gaped.

"That's ridiculous!" the stunned inspector finally gasped out.

"It'll work better than any other plan." said Hakuba firmly.

"How so?" but the blond detective didn't answer.

So, the gem was set according to the plan. Nakamori-keibu was apprehensive to the crazed plan, but Hakuba Saguru was, much as the inspector didn't like to admit it, the person who had come closest to catching Kid. So they would try his idea for once, no matter how loopy it sounded.

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At the time of the heist, Kaitou Kid appeared in the room the gem had been set in with a poof of pink smoke… and wondered at the eerie blue-green glow.

Weird… There were no policemen in the room, ready to catch the phantom thief, but what was there horrified poor Kaito much more. Pictures of all kind of fish had been pasted on the walls; little plastic fish figurines hung from the ceiling; fish-shaped pillows littered the floor; and no, there were policemen there, only they were dressed in fish costumes.

But the worst part of it was, that there was a large sign with the words: 'The gem is in there, so get it if you dare!' in none other than Hakuba's handwriting. And the arrow on the board pointed down, onto a large aquarium with many fish swimming in it. The jewel was half buried in sand at the very bottom.

The famous Kaitou Kid gulped.

Kaito glanced at the fish tank and looked away immediately, shivering. NO WAY was he going to jump in there!

The door… To have to pass those fish! And who knows what Hakuba put over there.

The window seemed like the most reasonable choice. If he could only get to the roof, escaping would be a snap. And the only one in his way was a too-punctual high school detective.

Kaito started running towards Hakuba, forming a plan as he sprinted. Which involved his card gun, smoke bomb, and basically knocking Hakuba to the ground. That was, until it started raining sardine.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!" Kaitou Kid immediately braked and dodged it as well as he could. Which wasn't very good. The horrible silvery things were everywhere, and on his hat!

Hakuba Saguru held the bucket and looked on in satisfaction as Kaito slipped on a fish. "Get him!"

Though, the meticulous tantei left something out of his calculations. A police officer slipped on a sardine as well, crashing into the fish tank. Water started gushing out of the hole in the glass, along with some small fish and pebbles. The taskforce frantically tried to close the hole, but it was in vain. Some gathered buckets to put the escaped fish in.

In the chaos, they had forgotten one very important personnel, Kaitou Kid. But as he lay on the ground in semi-consciousness that it was no wonder.

Kaito regained his wits just in time to see the gem rolling out of the tank. Grabbing it, he shoved Hakuba who was caught off guard and leapt out of the window to climb up to the roof. There, he flew off on his white wings, with Nakamori-keibu (who was guarding the roof) cursing at him.

Once he reached his home, his knees went weak and he collapsed onto his bed.

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The next day, Kuroba Kaito sat with his head on his desk.

"Hey, Kaito…" Aoko poked him. Kaito raised his head to look at her. "Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!" she held a Nemo plushie. "Isn't it cute?" she asked wickedly, shoving it into his face. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Kaito fell off his chair and fainted.

Aoko pouted. "And I just wanted to tell you that Hakuba-kun is going back to London."

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