Monster Akatsuki RP! Ichiban! Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

Monster Akatsuki RP, Ichiban!

So here is the story.

This is the original Monster Akatsuki rp. This one and Yon-ban are the only ones that were successfully saved to my computer.

I plan on reposting it as a story on Quizilla as well. In the meantime, I have to come up with a way to score it.

You will have to score it yourself here. There is a code at the bottom, so keep track of the numbers you choose. Add them up and you have your score. The results are at the bottom.

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So here's the story. You live in a small town in the middle of nowhere. It's the summer, so there is no school. You look how you look, only 'perfected', and you live in a little neighborhood called Clarkston.

Moving on…..

So you are out washing your car when you notice a non-descript white van up to the house across the street. Whoever was driving it was kinda a bad driver, because they almost knocked down their own mailbox.

You stare as a nice-looking redheaded man got out of the van and went into the house.

'Wait a second,' you thought to yourself, 'that house has been empty for quite a while, and I don't remember anyone moving in…. I wonder what's up…'

-1)I'd go introduce myself….

-2) I think I'll just keep an eye on things for now…..

-3) I might go ask my neighbors. See if they know anything about it….

-4) Is this the part where the hot guys come in? I'm totally going over there….

-5) Let me guess…..

1) You are about to walk over there when your dad growls, "Get back to work…"(you were supposed to be washing the car)

2)You go back to washing the car

3) You catch Mrs. Kinzy, your nosy next door neighbor, watching them as well

4) Gee…what do you think?

5) No. Never.

Your next door neighbor waves at you from over the fence.

"It's such a nice day out!" Mrs. Kinzy calls to you. You smile politely and get back to work.

"Do you by any chance know who those young men are that seem to have moved in across the street?" she asked.

"Young men?" you ask, "I've only seen one…." you told her.

"Oh, no my dear, There are at least three. A redheaded man, a Blond girl and a very tall one…he always wears the Hawaiian print shirts…."

You shrugged.

"I think I might go give them a welcoming gift…. Bake them some cookies…" she said, going back into her house. You laugh and continue washing the car….

…Later on, your dad went to work and Your mom went to a meeting. Your younger sibling was at a friend's house and you were at home. You were watching an episode of Naruto Shippuuden, when you heard a knock on the door. Without even really thinking about it, you get up and open the door.

Mrs. Kinzy is standing there with a plate of cookies. She smiles as you open the door. "Sweetie, I forgot about a previous engagement I had with the girls. Would you be an angel and give these to the new neighbors…." she said, handing you the plate. Without waiting for a reply, she pats you on the cheek and turns to the running car on the street.

"be sure to get their names…..I'll stop by later to see what you've found out!" she called as the car sped away…

-1) Crazy old bat….

-2) I wanna meet the hot guys!

-3) stares at cookies. "What just happened?"

-4) Heavy sigh as you close the door and go back to your show.

-5) I'll bring it over to them in a few….

1) Yeah, you got her about right

2) Don't we all….

3) Your crazy nosy neighbor just recruited you to spy on the new neighbors….

4)You totally forget about taking it over to them until….

5)same as 4

Whatever the case, you don't see the van out there, so you decide to wait. It's nearly 4 p.m. before you hear the screeching of tires on pavement. You peek out the curtains and see the same van from before. Four people jump out. The first one was really tall and was wearing a Hawaiian print shirt, the second was the same good-looking redhead from before, another was a white haired guy dressed like a goth and the last one was a man with dark hair pulled back into a pony tail, his well toned body showing through his wife-beater.

-1) Daaaannnggg! That black haired one is hawt!

-2) Ok…better bring the cookies over….and warn them about Mrs. Kinzy

-3) Ooohh! They're all so hawt! Better primp up a little….

-4) Hmmmm….they look like…Nah…..

-5) this is still booorrrrinnnng…..

1) *sighing and saking head at you*

2) Good thinking…

3) You get out your best lip gloss….(me: Ironwill, go get the cast iron skillet)

4) *giggles innocently* they look like who, dear?

5) Go eat sh….that'll make it interesting….(quiztaker: homunculust, that is not very nice!)

Whatever the case, you get the cookies, and head over to their house. When you get over there, you find that they left the door open….

-1) I walk right in…it's only breaking and entering if you open and/or break the door….

-2) I'll politely knock and wait for them to answer…

-3) I'll peek in, but I stop there. I wonder what the place is like….

-4) I'll knock, but if they don't answer, I'm going in. I wanna meet them….

-5) I'll knock, but if they don't answer, I'm going back to my you-tube….

1) you walk in…

2) You wait for about thirty minutes…

3) The living room has nothing but couches…enough space for about 10 people, and nothing else.

4) They don't come to the door and you go in…

5) You turn to leave

As you enter/wait/leave, you hear a huge explosion from somewhere near the rear of the house. Without thinking, you walk in and walk down the hall. You are about to enter the room where the explosion happened when the hair on the back of your neck raises. You turn to see the white haired goth guy leaning against the wall. "What have we here?" he said without smiling.

That's when you knew you were in trouble.

Another man emerged from the room behind you. This one you hadn't seen before. He had blond hair pulled up into a unique style and wore a artistically designed sweatshirt. You could tell he was the 'girl' Mrs. Kinzy was talking about before….

"I see we have an intruder…." the blonde boy said…

-1) I'm ganna die!

-2) Deidara? Hidan?

-3) they're even hotter in Real life…. And scarier

-4) No response…just run…

-5) "Just came to welcome you to the neighborhood" you say, handing Hidan the plate of cookies. Then you walk past him to leave. It's not like you really wanted to be there…

1)Eventually, but not now…

2) That's right…you little clever….

3) you got the scarier right….

4) Hidan grabs you by the arm as you try to leave.

5) same as 4

"Where do you think you're going?" Hidan asked, grabbing your arm.

Realizing who these people were, you silently began to panic. You caught your breath as you told them, "Hi. I'm ________ .Your door was open, so I came on in. I brought you cookies…" You thrust them into Hidan's hands.

He didn't even look down at them. He threw them off to the side and grabbed your arm and Deidara grabbed your other arm. They dragged you down to the basement and threw you into the laundry room.

"We'll keep her here until the neighbors come back…" Deidara said, shutting the door and locking it behind you….

-1) Now I'm ganna die!

-2) Well, It looks like it's gonna be a long wait….sits down

-3) I'm not going to take this…. digs around for tools to escape with

-4) Those Bastards! When I get my hands on them….

-5) Why did they have to do this? I mean, even if I told someone who they were, no one would really believe me anyway….

1) no. now get a grip!

2) you fall asleep waiting….

3) it takes you at least an hour to find a screwdriver…

4) You'll what? Can I watch?

5) Because they are S-ranked criminals….

Anyhoo, it's about two hours before the door opens again. You look up to see the tall guy standing in the door…your best guess is that it's Kisame…but his skin isn't grey…it's normal….in fact, he looks normal except for his height. He is carrying what you are guessing to be Samehada behind him. "Get up." he orders, "Leader wants to see you…"

You get up and follow him.…Do you say anything?

-1)nope…I don't want to give him a reason to do anything….

-2) No…I just wanna see what happens next

-3) Uh, yeah. "WTF do you think you're doing? If I'm not back by the time my family is home, they are going to come searching for me…."

-4) No. And I know you aren't going to kill me…

-5) Yes. *bluffing* "You do realize that by keeping me here, you are forging some very dangerous enemies in this world…"

1) He seems concerned about how quiet you are…

2) same as 1

3) He laughs. "It's not like they're going to find you alive…"

4) you explode. Why? Because I can make you do that.

5) Kisame raises a brow and says, "I'm not worried…"

If you picked 4, I bring you back to life….because I love tormenting myself and everyone around me.

He brings you to the living room where 10 people sit around you (gotta include the Good Boy!). You stare at the one you guess to be Leader. He has bright orange hair, peircings….and a kilt….

-1) nice legs….

-2) WTF?

-3) LOL! I can totally see it…

-4) *stares* Why is leader wearing a skirt?

-5) ROFLMAO!!

1) Leader clears his throat when he catches you checking him out

2) he he he…..

3) so can I….

4) IT'S NOT A SKIRT!!

5) They all look at you like you are nuts….

"So this is the girl…." Pein said, looking you over.

"Can we just kill her?" Hidan asked, annoyed, "I haven't sacrificed to Jashin in over a week now thanks to this fucking world…."

"Down. She didn't know for certain that we were from another world until you guys decided to lock her in the laundry room…" Konan said, irritated. She was dressed in a grey, two piece pant suit, with glasses perched midway down her nose. She looked classy in contrast to Pein.

"She's right…," Sasori commented. You recognized him as the hot redhead driving the van. "But you guys just couldn't follow Leader-sama's orders…"

"Shut up!" Deidara snapped and an argument erupted.

"Shut it all of you!" Pein hissed and the room fell silent. He turned to you. "Give me one good reason why we should let you live…."

-1) "If you kill me, people will be looking for you in both your world and this one…."

-2) "I can show you weapons this world has the your world doesn't…."

-3) "I can help you out in this world… you know. Make sure neighbors don't get too snoopy, drive you all places…."

-4) "... What do guys wear under their kilts?"

-5) "I know things about your world that can help you take it over…."

1) Deidara pipes up, "Yeah, leader-sama. You did say that this world was supposed to be our safe haven….."

2)Everyone raises their brows and Hidan looks excited…

3)Sasori raises his hand. "We need her….I actually almost mowed over a couple of people on my way back from the store….."

4) Pein gets an anime vein and Konan giggles(FYI, they go commando….don't ask how I know….)

5) Now even Itachi looks interested….

"Fine…I let you live for now, but You will have to stay with us and you are not allowed out of the house without an escort…." Pein snapped, "You'll room with Konan until we return to our world…."

Konan got up to lead you to her room. But you stopped her before she got too far.

"Can I go grab a few things from my house?" you asked.

Pein glared at you. "No…."

"But…" you protested.

"Anything you need we'll purchase for you. We have enough money in this world thanks to that lawsuit Hidan launched against that one rich guy…." Pein said, getting up.

Hidan grinned, "Getting hit by a fucking car is fucking cool."

Deidara and Kisame rolled their eyes. Everyone got up and began to do their own thing.

Just then a man with messy black hair and a hockey mask came trotting in.

"Where's your usual mask, Tobi?" Konan asked.

"The guy down at the costume store said this was a better one…" he said.

Deidara got an evil grin. "Here Tobi. Have some candy…" he said, handing Tobi a lollipop.

Tobi happily took it and sat in the middle of the room, reminding you of a little kid. He unwrapped the sucker and went to put it in his mouth. The mask stopped him. He tried again, hitting the sucker against his mask.

Deidara laughed slightly.

"Deidara-senpai is mean to Tobi!" Tobi cried.

-1. I'd laugh too. Tobi deserves it for being so annoying….

-2. Deidara is being an ass, but I won't say anything about it. I don't want to piss them off.

-3. Tobi's wearing a hockey mask… that is funny….

-4. I'd hit Deidara for being mean to Tobi….

-5. "Hey Tobi, Lift up your mask slightly and put it in your mouth…"

1. Deidara flashes you a grin

2. Tobi continues to sit on the floor and try to figure out how to eat the sucker without lifting his mask. Deidara wonders what you are thinking.

3. Yeah… I thought so too.

4. You hit Deidara a little harder than you had planned and Tobi jumps up and runs over to see if he is OK.

5. Tobi obeys and begins to enjoy his sucker. Deidara glares at you for ruining his fun.

You guys were interrupted by Konan clearing her throat. "I must speak to the girl, if you don't mind…." she said, pulling you aside.

She took you into the kitchen and got out a day planner. "I'm going to need to know a few things about you….like your clothing size, style, favorite color…."

You sat in silence as she continued the list of things she needed to know. It took her five minutes to get through her list. "….. allergies, favorite foods, daily habits, any conditions you may need medicine for, and anything else you may need to tell me…."

-1. I'm not telling her a thing. The moment they have their back turned, I'm outta here…

-2. I take the planner from her and write down each one of the answers next to each one of the questions.

-3. I tell her to slow down, and answer each one as she asks it.

-4. I'm going to be very careful about my answers. Any one of them could use them against me….

-5. I answer all her questions in order that she asked without having to repeat a single one or have a single question repeated to me.

1. She says, "fine. We'll do this the hard way… and You'll have to deal with what you get."

2. "Well, that makes things easier for me…." she said

3. She slows down and it takes about ten minutes to complete.

4. You give her simple answers, and with each one, she tries to drag out more and more information out of you.

5. She is impressed by your intelligence.

"And now for a shopping spree…" she says to herself.

"Wait. Don't you think I should go along?" you asked.

"No. You can't leave the house. In fact, we have to keep the curtains closed now that you are here…. Oh, yeah. Got any hobbies? You're going to be spending a lot of time here. You'll need to get something to do." she said.

You frowned. "But wouldn't it be easier to just let me come with you?"

"I said no. I am doing my best to keep you alive. There are certain other members who would have just killed you and dumped you somewhere in our homeworld…" she snapped, "Now stay put."

You glared a bit before Kisame came in with a tuna fish sandwich. You stared at the sandwich and suddenly realized something…. You were hungry.

"What?" Kisame asked, taking a big bite of the sandwich.

-1. "I'm worried that Konan will pick out things that I hate….."

-2. "I'm hungry….I haven't eaten in a while."

-3. O.O "You eat fish?"

-4. Just stare at him and keep silent. If you spoke, it might give him reason to hurt you….

-5. "Nothing…." you say as you look away.

1. "Relax…." Kisame tells you, "Konan has good taste…"

2. He says, "Oh…."

3. He glares at you. "Yes I eat fish. I'm shark, not fish…."

4. He just stares back.

5. He shrugs it off.

Anyway, he goes over to the fridge and opens it up and gets out some dip and then gets into the cupboard. He pulls out a bag of chips.

"You Hungry?" he asked.

Cautiously, you nod.

He plopped the open dip down in front of you, and then opened the chips. He reached in and grabbed one.\

"Help yourself…" he told you, setting the chips in front of you. "so why'd you really come over here?"

You took a chip. "Partially because I wanted to meet the new neighbors, partially because I was sent over here to give you the cookies Mrs. Kinzy baked for you."

"You mean the ones Hidan threw on the floor? Pein was convinced they were poisoned…." Kisame told you.

You laughed as you bit into the chip. "No…" you replied, "But I did kinda want to warn you guys about her. She's nosy, kind of a gossip and she likes to spy on the neighbors…."

Kisame nodded as he ate another chip. He walked over to the fridge and opened it. You noticed that it was entirely full of pop of all different kinds. "Want one?" Kisame asked, pointing to the fridge.

After you told him the kind you wanted, he tossed you one. "We were really confused about everything that was happening in this world, until we got a TV. We saw an episode of 'Naruto' and panicked. Hidan and Deidara thought you were over here because you had figured us out…."

-1. "No one in this world would believe that cartoon characters could actually be alive…"

-2. "I'll be honest with you…. You guys looked so much like them…..but I thought I was imagining things."

-3. "No. I'm not that smart."

-4. "I can keep quiet. Please let me go home…."

-5. You say nothing…..

1. "That's what I said…." Kisame said, reaching for his favorite pop.

2. Kisame laughs and opens a can of pop. "No, you weren't" he chuckles.

3. Kisame rolls his eyes as he takes a huge drink of his soda

4. "Sorry…. Now that Hidan and Deidara blew it, you have to stay here. Thank them, not me…."

5. He continues talking about the TV room in the basement and Itachi's addiction to video games….

Before another word could be spoken, Hidan entered the kitchen. Without a word, he looked you over and walked over to the fridge.

"Give it up Kisame. No girl in our world would like you, none in this world would like you…." he said, grabbing a soda.

Kisame tensed slightly and you glared at Hidan. Hidan noticed you glaring and snapped, "I wasn't talking to you, bitch"

-1. "Come back when your opinion is worth caring about…."

-2. "I like Kisame better than you right now…."

-3. "I don't give a damn whether or not you were talking to me. Apologize, now, or you will regret it…."

-4. I say nothing. I am not going to provoke him/he's not worth it.….

-5. You turn to Kisame. "Maybe we should have reminded Konan to pick up tampons….I think Hidan is PMSing….."

1. Kisame stops mid-sip and Hidan glares. "Worthless whore…" he snaps.

2. Kisame blushes slightly and Hidan shakes his head and smirks as he walks away….

3. "I look forward to regretting it…" he says as he walks away.

4. Hidan seems disappointed that he didn't get a rise out of you.

5. Kisame snorts soda and laughs. "I think they'd find a better use shutting you up…" Hidan snaps as he leaves the room.

Itachi and Pein come up from the basement. "We got the bunk built up in Konan's room. Sorry, but you're going to have to take top bunk…." Pein said, going to the cupboard and digging out a bowl and some cereal. Itachi walked right over to the fridge and took out a carton of milk from the shelf in the door. He chugged it as Pein glared at him.

"Dude…not cool." Pein snapped.

Itachi put the jug down and stared at Pein for a moment before passing the jug to him. "Sorry." he said.

Kisame sighed as a man you didn't recognize walked in. He was tall, and dressed kinda outdoorsy. He looked very familiar to you. You stared at him a moment as he stared back. He took a spray bottle from under the counter and left.

"Zetsu…." Kisame told you, seeing the confused look on your face…

-1. "But Zetsu is supposed to be part plant…."

-2. 'he was kinda hot…' you think. You only nod in response.

-3. "Hmmm…." you say as you take another chip, "He looks different…"

-4. "He seems shy…" you say, sipping your soda….

-5. "Oooohhh…. I see…." you say nodding slightly….

1. "Yeah, well I'm supposed to be grey….." Kisame said.

2. Kisame says, "Yeah. He's been trying to take care of some plants in the backyard….."

3. Kisame grins. "Yeah, isn't it great. Even us 'freaks' look normal"

4. "He's not used to human contact…. Kisame replies, "We've been feeding him raw steak and pork chops to keep him from eating people…."

5. Kisame only nods and scarfs down another chip….

So you and Kisame sit in the kitchen until about seven, talking. Konan comes in at that point. "I brought you clothes…." she said, dumping some bags at your feet.

You opened them up and began to fish through them. They were perfect, just your style….

"You're right, Kisame, she has good taste…." you said. That's when you noticed that something was missing.

"Ummmm……did you remember…..underwear?" you asked.

Konan blinked at you a moment before slapping her forehead. "Shoot! That's what I forgot…."

"I can get some for her. I was about to run and get some more paint…." Deidara said coming into the kitchen.

"And while your at it, pick up some more milk too….." Pein said, glaring at Itachi.

"I'll go…." Itachi said, looking a little frustrated.

"I'll go too. I haven't been out of the fucking house all week…" Hidan said.

You were about to protest, but Pein stepped in.

"Yeah, and bring home a pizza….or three...I'm starving."

You watched in horror as they left.

-1. "This is going to suck….guys picking out my undies….I don't like this one bit…."

-2. "But…But… they don't even know my size…."

-3. "THOSE PERVERTS!"

-4. "Well… this should be interesting….." (thinks I have no control over it now….)

-5. eye twitch

1. Konan apologizes all over herself for forgetting them….

2. Konan whips out a cell phone. "I'll call ahead…."

3. "DON'T Yell….that's loud…" Konan replied, covering her ears.

4. "Don't worry…" Konan tells you, "The guys aren't really like that…."

5. Konan raises a brow at you and asks if you are OK.

"Anyway, you'll just have to live with the ones you got until they get back. We should start getting ready for bed… at least in your PJ's…." she said, guiding you down to the room. She took a few of your bags with her, leaving you to carry the other ones. When you got down there, you began to try on the clothes.

"They look good…." you said, "This must have cost a fortune!"

"Money really isn't an issue for us here. This world has a great legal system. All we do when we need money is shove Hidan in front of a car. Kakuzu pretends to be a doctor who saves him. Then we sue the driver…." she replied.

You laughed as you grabbed your pjs. You ran into the bathroom and changed into them.

Konan checked her watch. "Gawd. I hope those guys get back with the Pizza soon…"

The two of you sat an talked for another thirty minutes before Sasori came downstairs. "Pizza's here…" he called. The two of you followed him up. The guys all sat around the table. Sasori pulled over stools for you and Konan…

Sorry guys, gotta stop here. Next one will be much more exciting. I promise….but the next one will only be made If I receive 3 messages about this quiz in the next 48 hours…. And I have one more question for you…

Who do you think you are going to get along with the best?

1. Konan……She's clever and has good taste….

2. Kisame…...He's really nice and fun to hang out with

3. I really don't know.

4. Hidan……he plays rough and so do I.

5. Deidara…… Art is a bang!

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results!

17-31 pts: You are very stylish and concerned with aesthetics. Your element is earth. Potential.... Friends: Konan and Deidara think you have good taste. enemies: Kisame and Pein think you are a bit shallow. You're not quite sure, but you think you caught sasori staring at you when he thought you weren't looking, and you swear you saw itachi checking you out... I'll tell you more in the next RP.

32-45 pts: You are intellegent and calculating. Few details go unnoticed to you. Your element is air. Potential... Friends: Tobi likes that you helped him, and Itachi is impressed by your intellegence. Enemies: you are perhaps a little quick witted for Hidan, and Sasori is a little concerned about your presence... You aren't certain, but you're pretty sure you saw Pein actually smile when he saw you, and Itachi seems very interested in getting to know you.... I'll tell you more in the next RP.

46-59 pts: You are very kind and a bit of a humanitarian... Your element is water. Potential... Friends: Zetsu is surprised tha you are unafraid of him and Sasori is surprised by your willingness to help. Enemies: Itachi thinks you lack hatred and kakuzu thinks you won't last anywhere near the akatsuki. You see a funny look cross Kisame's face whenever he looks at you and Tobi surprised you when he asked for a hug... I'll tell you more in my next rp.

60-73 pts:You are quick witted and funny... Your element is fire. Potential.... Friends: Kisame gets a good laugh out of you and Pein enjoys your presence Enimies: Zetsu is afraid that soon, he will be the butt of your jokes and Konan thinks you need to take things more seriously. You notice Deidara hovering whenever you are around and Hidan likes the way you always have something to say... I'll tell you more about you in the next RP....

74-85 pts: You are Timid yet strong and enduring. Your element is wood. Poential.... Friends: Kakuzu sees you're hidden strength and Hidan likes the fact that you put up with him. Enemies:Deidara thinks that you let people walk all over you too much and Tobi ran into your stron side a little too fast for his taste. You notice Kakuzu eyeing you every once in a while and Zetsu seems to hover whenever you are near.... I'll tell you more in my next rp.