A/N: Hello people reading this! I'm going to attempt to update this everyday, but with the end of term and everybody assigning essays and whatnot that might not happen. Anyways, a little Doctor Who/Sherlock crossover. Enjoy! :D
"Sherlock," John stopped in his tracks as he walked into the living room, "Sherlock! Is this yours?"
"You have to be specific, John," Sherlock marched into the kitchen wearing a dark blue dressing gown, "It depends on what you're looking..." But his voice trailed away as he spotted what John was referring to.
"Another one of your experiments, I imagine?" John said, annoyed. Sitting in the middle of the living room was a big, blue police telephone box.
"This isn't mine..." Sherlock said, bewildered. "Why would you think that?"
"Okay, let's think," John said, "Head. In the refrigerator. Eyes. In the microwave. Sherlock, you experimented on me!"
"Yes, but I saw that necessary." Sherlock said. He stepped forward and tugged on the doors which said pull to open. When nothing happened, Sherlock kicked the doors. Still, the box did not open.
"Well, we can't just leave it there!" John said.
Suddenly, the doors swung in and a man in a tweed jacket and bowtie bounded out, the doors swinging shut behind him. "You could have knocked, you know. It's not that difficult!" He said indignantly to the stunned Sherlock and John.
"Yes, well," John said, "We assumed it was empty."
"Well, that's stupid! Why would you think that?" the man said, "Sorry. I'm the Doctor. And I appear- " he looked around " –to have landed in your sitting room. Sorry about that."
John looked perplexed. "How did-"
"Landed?" Sherlock interrupted John, "What do you mean?"
"TARDIS landed here. Don't know why…" the Doctor patted the side of the blue telephone box, "Who are you?"
"Sherlock Holmes." Sherlock said.
"John. John Watson." John said.
"Sherlock Holmes and John Watson. Alright then," the Doctor said more to himself, "Now why would the TARDIS bring me here? What do you have going on? What's- "
"Sorry," John said, "What's a TARDIS?"
"TARDIS!" the Doctor said and patted the blue telephone box again. He continued muttering to himself about why he could have been there when he spotted a file open on the coffee table. "Ha! Crime scene!" the Doctor picked up the file, but before he could read it, Sherlock pulled it from his grasp.
"It's solved already." Sherlock said shortly and tossed it back onto the coffee table.
Without warning, the door to the sitting room burst open and two men in black suits walked, with purpose, in.
"I'm sorry; they were knocking so I let them in." Mrs. Hudson said, coming in behind the men, "You're not in trouble again Sherlock, are you?"
ALSO: Sorry the chapters are kind of short. I had this written out in a notebook with these set chapters (which I might want to mention makes the chapters look a lot longer) and now I'm transcribing it so... Sorry if you don't like the shortness.
