Disclaimer: I do not own BTR as a band or as a TV show nor do I own any of them because if I did they would be doing stuff everyone here would enjoy

Warning: This story is rated M (fan fiction) TV-MA (if it was on TV) and R (if it was a movie; I think everyone would enjoy a movie with Carlos and Logan getting intimate ) for Dialogue, Language, Violence, and Sexual Content.

Before You Read: This story is a sequel to my first BTR fan fiction entitled "Round & Round". Please enjoy. Reviews are appreciated. Nice reviews may get you a cameo in my story!

Prologue

"Kendall! Kendall!" James exclaimed as he punched his sleeping friend with a pillow. "Wake up!"

"James, no one is going to steal your hairspray," Kendall muttered; squinting his eyes to focus on an angry James.

"They'd better have life insurance if they do," James responded. James sighed.

"Kendall, they're doing it again."

"Who?"

"Carlos and Logan."

"What are they doing?"

"Something that their best friends in the next room do not need to hear this late at night."

"Late night snacking?"

"No," James said, sighing at how stupid Kendall could be when he was tired. James meant that Carlos and Logan, the two lovebirds who had been going out for the last few months, were making love to each other AGAIN. James had the bed next to the wall next to Carlos and Logan's room, so he heard A LOT more moaning and screaming than his roommate Kendall did.

"Oh," Kendall said as he started to gain his composure. "They're making love again?"

"Yeah," James muttered.

Just then, Logan moaned Carlos' name so loud that both James and Kendall could have sworn that Ms. Knight and Katie heard them.

"Dude, Kendall, I think I have another plan," James announced as an idea popped in his head.

"What is it?"

"We're going to split them up."

Kendall's eyes grew big. "No, James, I'm not having any part of you breaking hearts."

"If you don't help me…" James started, "I'll show everyone the picture of your little thingy."

"And if you do that…" Kendall replied, "I'll simply stand there while everyone starts to come to assume things about you having a picture of my thingy."

"Touché," James said. "You may stay out of my plan. But by tomorrow night, I will be able to sleep once more without the sound of those rabid rabbits fucking each other's brains out!"

"That totally makes you sound like a selfish douche." Kendall said.

"Fuck you, Kendall," James laughed. "Fuck you."

And with that, James went to sleep formulating his diabolical plan to split Carlos and Logan up.

To be continued.