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Things That Never Happened in The Series of Unfortunte Events
1: Sunny falls in love with Count Olaf
2: Klaus and Violet admit to having a love affair
3: Klaus and Violet admits to having Sunny
4: Their parents lit the fire because of the shame
5: The incredably deadly viper did kill Uncle Monty
6: After the news of the viper killing Uncle Monty, Sunny goes emo, her reason being that Uncle Monty was her one true love
7: Klaus reveals that he is infact.. in love with his left shoe
8: Count Olaf falls in love with a stripper names Cindy, and a llama named Bob
9: Cindy and Bob fall in love and run off to the circus together, where they end up falling into the pit of death
10: Count Olaf, lonely and sad, falls in love with Klaus's left shoe
11: Klaus and count Olaf battle to the death for the shoe, but upon almost killing each other, they fall madly in love and run off to Vegas where they get married, Count Olaf claiming he is a woman
12: Klaus is shocked, almost leaving Count Olaf, but then found an upside....three somes with Count Olaf and the shoe
13; After three weeks of wonderful three somes, the shoe runs away with a spoon, making Count Olaf and Klaus go emo, cutting their wrists with shoe laces..
14: Violet admits to being in love with her hand
15: Violet argues the law against marrying body parts, claiming that her hand is just as beautiful as a reall person
16: Violet's left hand leaves her for Klauses left shoe
17: Violet gets dragged around everywhere with the shoe and her hand (you know because they are attached)
18: She finally gets mad and hires a dirty smelly wood chopper to cut her hand off
19: After this the wood chopper and Violet fall in love, and move to Forks, where Edward steals the Wood Choppers heart
20: Count Olaf falls madly in love with Uncle Monty's dead body, claiming that he thinks the body is quite sexy
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