TOW Joey's a dad, a Friends fanfiction
Disclaimer:I do NOT own Friends
Summary: You know "TOW the jam"? Monica gets the forms from the sperm bank and Joey's is among them. At that time no one has withdrawn any (nicest way I could think of to put it sorry) but about six months later a girl who from this point on will refereed to as Helen Brix gets pregnant from that so this story is about how Joey copes with being a daddy.
Helen Brix was a 26 year old singleton when she decided to go to a sperm bank. You see she was desperate for a baby and thought this would be the quickest way to get one. So off she went. I definitely want someone artistic she thought to herself. "An artist or an actor maybe" she mused earning some very confused and scared looks from the rest of the people on the subway. Ah well she was getting off at the next stop anyway. When she arrived at the "bank" Helen paused for a brief moment to contemplate what she was about to do; when she came out of there she would have new life growing inside her. With that thought firmly imprinted on her brain she went inside. "Nice reception, clean looking building and nice friendly staff. Am I on the right planet?" Helen mused quietly as she walked to the desk. "Hi, I'm Helen Brix and I'd like to buy some sperm please" she cheerfully told the receptionist. The receptionist who incidentally was called Sarah gave her some forms and a "like I've never heard that one before" look then pointed to a table where she could fill them out. About half an hour after she handed the forms back Helen was met by a doctor and led into an ante-chamber.
Helen's P.O.V 3 hours later
Okay so that wasn't as simple as I thought it was gonna be. There are just so many people to chose from! Everything from actors to actual rocket scientist's. Whoever I chose someone out there is going to be a dad. I know I'll sort them into piles by career or should I do it by eye colour? I'll just pick one by their name. Ok here we go...
Randalf Hall no I don't think so
Larry Smityh uh uh next one
Will Fowl NEXT!
Harry Jallkin or
Mark Fisher nope
Cory Tam, Help they're all weirdo's! Hey wait
Joey Tribbiani he sounds nice. Well done Joey you're gonna be a daddy. Why the hell am I crying?!
I'll go back tomorrow. For now I need pizza!
A.N. Isn't it sweet they could have been made for each other. Sorry if this stinks; I've never written a story with an O.C. Before. Also they might not let you know the name of the person who is helping you bring life into the world but I want them to meet at some point. Please R&R.