Camping! Stuarts & Animals (Derek & Julian)
Part of the Camping! series.
It's a beautiful morning in the semi-wilderness. They boys have been drafted to help out at an animal sanctuary not far from the lodge they're staying at. They have been split into groups to carry out various tasks; mending fences, painting, feeding, cleaning and whatever other menial tasks the sanctuary guardians can think of.
Derek and Julian end up with the unenviable task of cleaning the outdoor pen of some rescued domesticated animals (2 camels, 5 goats, 3 ponies and a llama). Herbivores tend to excrete a considerable amount as Derek finds out. He's shoveling muck and other undesirables into a wheelbarrow for later disposal. Julian has the easier task of feeding the animals at the other end of the pen. "Hey there buddy….it's yummy. Yummy hay." Julian coos to the friendly baby camel eating out of his hand. "Aren't you cuuutee."
"Quit feeding them so much, I'm not done without the stuff they put out." Derek calls to him. How is it that he gets stuck shoveling crap while Julian gets to spend his time petting and playing with the animals?
The friendly llama senses his displeasure and trots over back to comfort him. It has been bugging Derek all morning, nibbling on his clothes and hair.
"It likes you D." Julian teases. "Ugh! Just distract it will you?" The llama is getting more aggressive, bumping Derek every time he turns around to continue his work. " What the fuck does it want?….I'll get out soon enough, SHOO!"
"Uh… D? It REALLY likes you." Julian sees something worrying. The animal is uh…aroused. And its intention becomes clear when it tries to mount Derek. "Fuck! Get off!" Derek shoves his suitor away and high tails it to the fence, the llama in amorous pursuit. He scrambles over the fence just in time.
Julian is draped over a bale of hay laughing so hard he is having trouble breathing. "Well now you know how the girls feel when you're on the prowl!"