Disclaimer: I don't own Earthbound/ Mother or whatever the fuzz you call it.

There was a park where kids were playing, with their parents watching over them. Until...

Rrrriiiinnngggg!

"Teleporting gives me a headache," said the leader of the group.

"Well, let's just get this over with so we can go home," said the girl of the group.

"Nik, you got the camera?" asked the leader.

"Yeah, Nanten," Nik replied.

"Why do we have to do this now? I have to get home by 8 or else my parents will go Aloysis Minch on me," the third boy said.

"Seriously? Dang, I fell sorry for you, Jay." Said Nanten.

"Cameras ready." said the girl.

"Thanks, Sierra." Said Nanten.

"All right. Live in three, two, one." said Nik.

"Hey, people of Earth. This is NK12's Earthbound Truth or Dare. I'm your host, Nanten, along with My dear friends Jay and Sierra." announced Nanten.

"Hey!" yelled Nik.

"Oh, and our dear friend Nik." said Sierra.

"Thank you," he said.

"Now to the rules." started Jay. "Rule 1, we are going to have a 7 truth/dare limit for each review."

"I will also allow PM's if you want." stated Nanten.

"Rule 2, no yaoi or yuri. Were all straight in this fic. Any left in the reviewing area will be ignored." added Sierra.

"If you really want yaoi or yuri, go read Yaoigirly's ToD."stated Nanten.

"Rule 3, no sex or stuff like that. Making out is fine. Were trying to keep this T rated. Any left in the review area will also be ignored. Were kids man!" added Nik.

"If I fell like it, I'll allow them, but it will say *Insert sex time here*. So it won't be that worth it." stated Nanten.

"Rule 4, there won't be any immunizations in this. Any left in the... Well you know what I'm going to say! They just ruin the fun." added Nanten.

"And lastly! WE WILL ALLOW DARES ON OURSELVES!" they all yelled together.

"The characters will come in in the next chapter, since it's... *checks watch* 9:30."

"9:30! OH, SH*T! I HAD TO GET HOME AT 8:00!" said Jay as he started running home as fast as he could.

"What did your watch really say?" asked Sierra.

"7:30. XD" replied Nanten.

As she rolled her eyes, she hugged him and left.

When he was blushing, he noticed the camera was still on.

"NIK! GODDAMMIT! ...wait. Oh crap. Ummm, that wraps up this episode of NK12's Earthbound ToD. So see you guys next time." Nanten said really fast as he turned off the camera, and started heading home.

Yeah, I know. It's kinda a lame beginning, but so is everyone's first fanfiction. So read n' review please!