Summary: Naruto gets sucked into the word of DNAngel. Now he has to become his own phantom thief to steal artwork before Dark does to get back home.

This idea came from no where and now I'm putting it up. Please don't flame me.

Just to let you know, this probably won't be updates much because my computer at home is crappy, other people need to use it, and I really need to do some homework once in a while so don't be mad.

Warning: I might put a little Satoshi x Naruto, I'm not sure but I'm tempted to. Up to you guys to vote. Think about it first and see if you like it though.

Prologue

In a quiet little town full of busy people and rushing students, Daisuke Niwa ran from his house in an attempt to get to school on time. His other half, the famous phantom thief, stayed unheard in his mind berating and teasing him for being so spacey.

Unfortunately, because of their horsing-around, the small spark of energy that surged through the air went unnoticed.

Chapter 1 (Short prolugue, I know...)
'Augh, my head! What happened?'

A tightly closed eyelid blinked a bit before opening to show large sky blue eyes. Bright, spiky, short blond hair laid its head…and on its face…and ears…and body?

It seems that an adorable semi-chibi fox cub had fallen from…somewhere, and was rubbing its head—as best as it could—with its shiny dark brown paw. Too bad that fox was once a young blond haired, blue eyed boy who's dream was to be a hokage. And he doesn't even know he's a fox…

…yet.

"Geez, what the hell happened?"

Of course, being the tiny animal that it was, this came out as a few yips and growls.

Looking around, the young shinobi-turned-fox named Uzumaki Naruto stood up on shaky le-ahem…paws, or at least tried, before falling over. Grunting, he tried again. It was then that he noticed something a little…off.

In Town…

At that moment, all people throughout the town heard a long howl that made everyone stop what they were doing immediately and look around in confusion.

"Mrs. Niwa, what do you suppose that is? I've never heard such a horrible shriek! Do you suppose there is something wrong?"

"I don't know. Maybe there's a wounded animal somewhere, but I never thought a howl could be so loud. Anyway, I'll take two pounds of these thank you!"

"My pleasure!"

Back with Naruto…

'KYUUBI! WHAT'S WITH THE PAWS! AND FUR! AND TAIL?!?'

"Kid, shut up. I told you it wasn't a good idea to play around with my chakra. You tried to control too much at one time. Now you ask me to help you. You should have listened when I said not to play around with your stupid techniques using my chakra!

'All right, all right, I get it! You were right and I was wrong! Are you happy now?!'

"Che. Not if you say it like that…"

'Whatever. Listen, why am I a fox? And, where are we?'

"You act like I know everything. I told you strange things might happen if you played around with my chakra like you did. I wouldn't have given you my chakra if I knew something this big would happen, but you just wouldn't shut up! Now look where you got us!"

'That's the problem. I don't know where we are!'

"Shush. As for being a fox, I had to protect your body from the stupid journey. Now the essence of my chakra has made you able to change shape at will. Unfortunately, this is now your true form, meaning that if you changed shape to look human but ran out of chakra to keep it up you'd change back to a fox."

'Great... At least I can change back!-sigh-That's good. So how do we get back then? Should I use your chakra again?' (A/N: heh, it rhymes.)

"No you baka! Who knows where we'd end up next! Besides, this whole thing has drained us both. We don't have chakra to spare so you change change too much for too long for now."

'Please tell me your joking. Crap! I guess we'll have too find somewhere to stay till our chakra levels are back to normal. Do you have any ideas on how we could get back then.'

"Listen, I sense some strange powers in this world. There must be someone who can get us back to our world. But first explore the land, we ca not risk drawing attention to ourselves. ('Don't you mean myself!') It is best that we learn the ways of these people before we move about.

'You're right. We should also find out who or what that power is coming from.'

Through the town, the small fox wondered with a mission. He observed the people without being detected and was able to gather a mental layout of the town. After which he went back o the woods nearby to plan things out.

Although he didn't like it, that night he stole some clothing from a local store so he'd be able to walk around town in human form without people staring at his awesome ("Yeah, right!)" orange jumpsuit.

In the morning, he dressed casually but put a henge around himself to change his hair so it looked tamer and conceal the whisker marks. He had grown after the Chuunin Exams and Sasuke's defect, he had lost some of his baby fat, became taller though still a little shorter than average and his tan got a little darker.

'Kuso. Everyone's going to get upset when I get back. Ero-sennin will get in so much trouble if Tsunade gets word of this, especially since we just left for our training!'

His musings were interrupted by loud squeals and giggles that he easily recognized: fan girls. Naruto wondered if there was someone popular like his ex-teammate in this world so decided to eavesdrop a little. What could it hurt?

He looked over to them: the first girl he noticed reminded him of Sakura and how she would worship the younger Uchiha. She wore a frilly dress and had long reddish-brown hair with large brown eyes and looked like she loved jewelry.

The second looked exactly like the first except her hair was cut short and was wearing some cute overalls and a white t-shirt underneath. 'Twins…' Naruto was surprised to hear her debate with the long haired girl he assumed was her sister about how someone seemed to be "…nothing but a criminal".

There were three others flocked around the two but Naruto couldn't get a good look at them with their backs turned to him.

"Oh, did you hear about how Dark tricked the police again? Dark is so cunning and handsome. I hope I can meet him sometime!"again. She wanted to say.

"Risa, don't get your hopes up! I certainly don't get what you see in that criminal! He stole a priceless and extremely valuable painting!"

"Riku, don't speak about Dark that way! I only look for your support as long as you don't try to steal my man!"

"There they go again. But it's true, Dark is probably the most handsome bachelor in the world! And he's so mysterious; living the life a thief and having those large wings to fly away with."

"Yeah. Can you imagine becoming Mrs. Dark Mousy! (A/N: I hate his last name.) We travel the world and every day would be a romantic dream!"

"In your dreams, besides, you wouldn't be able to go around much with the police looking for you."

That's all Naruto had to hear. It seems that this world's "Sasuke" was a flatterer who was good with women and a thief at that.

What the hell…

What's with women and bad boys…

'Seriously.'

"But he must steal these artworks for a reason. They said he only stole one painting, I don't see why he doesn't go after all the other pieces of art. There must be something about the ones he goes after. Find out more!"

'Okay, just shut up!'

Taking a breath, Naruto walked up to the girls.

"Excuse me but I'm new here and I couldn't help overhearing something about a phantom thief?"

Of course, as soon as they turned around they were drawn to Naruto, Kyuubi wouldn't accept anything less!

"Oh, uh, y-yes! Dark Mousy is a famous thief in our town. He known as the phantom thief because no one can ever catch him or stop him from stealing his target!"

"Yeah, he even leaves a card to the owners telling them what and at what time he's stealing the object."

"Dark also has large wings to fly with. No one knows how he hides them or where he might live even though his face and voice are recognizable."

"If you stick around town long enough you might just catch him in action. People usually crowd around so they could get a look at him in action!"

'I think we hit the jackpot Kyuu-chan. One thing about fan girls are that they're always willing to speak about their obsession. It's easy getting information.'

"So how long are you staying in town? Are you a foreigner?"

"Yeah, you speak Japanese so fluently."

"Oh, I'm trying not to stay for long, this was just and unexpected trip. And yes, I am a foreigner but not from the states. I'm sorry to take up your time, thank you for helping me out."

"Oh no, it was our pleasure."

"Hope to see you around!"

"Ditto!"

The Phantom Theif Informs Museum of Next Target

This was the cover story of a newspaper currently being read by our favorite blond.

'What a show off, he just wants people to give him a challenge. Bastard.'

Naruto had been in town for a few days already and had gotten used to the way things worked. He was lucky everyone in the town was so kind or he might not have gotten the newspaper he was currently reading.

"Who cares as long as we witness it? We need to watch him in action."

'Yeah yeah, I hear you. So let's get going, shall we?'

Deep inside the museum, police officers covered every hallway and corner with at least or more surrounding the piece. Unseen by all was the adorable chibi-fox Naruto watching everything that happened, waiting for the thief to show up. Suddenly the lights burned out, causing much panic and yelling about the Phantom Thief having arrived and going to steal the artwork.

As quick as the lights had turned off, they were on again leaving confused cops to rush to the scene. Arriving there, the saw object that needed protecting was gone. No one saw the tiny fox creep its way out…

…no on saw how the art was stolen…

…no one…

…except for a fox.

Chapter 1 End
Love it. hate it, I need answers!

If you're wondering why Naruto was playing around wit Kyuubi's chaka, it's because he wanted to make his attacks more powerful by using the purely demonic red chakra. He was trying not to let his chakra leak into it.

Okay, I absolutely suck at describing clothing so if there's anyone who's willing to help me out then by all means E-MAIL ME or say so in your review!

P.S.- I wasn't expecting this chapter to be so long so don't expect the others to be long either. Just a small warning to those who like it long.

One more thing: tell me if you want to know what's going on in Kanohagure. It may take a while as I haven't planned it but I'll do it if you guys want. Also, choose a yaoi coupling if you guys want to know what's going on on the other side.

Whether I do so or not depends on the votes I get for this chapter; so seriously, review. And I'm also waiting for a certain amount of votes until I update so please review!

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