How Did You Die?

By Falconface

My name is Falconface and I'm hear in star clan to get the real story on how these warriors died. Since this is my first time doing this I have randomly selected some warriors to interview today.

Bluestar:

"Hi, Bluestar my name is Falconface and I'm a reporter. I just wanted to ask you this one simple question..."I paused briefly "How did you die?"

Bluestar stared at me blankly before replying "Well it all began when my deputy, Fireheart, gave me an order to stay with the clan at sunning rocks. After a while I got bored of playing checkers with Whitestorm so I decided to go were all the action was. When I got to were Fireheart was, he was being shaken by a dog, so I began to run. As I ran I yelled at the dog that Fireheart was not a chew-toy and that if he put him down I would find him a real chew-toy. When I was almost there, I tripped on a root and went flying into the dog nocking him and me, off the cliff. As we fell the dog grabbed me with his teeth and made us fall even quicker! Thirty-seconds later we crashed into the water and he finally let go of me. Nobody else knew but I hated water and I couldn't swim! Luckily Fireheart jumped in to save me. By the time he got me ashore I could berly breath so a mumbled a couple words to my children and deputy and well, I ENDED UP HERE FOR THE REST OF MY STINKING LIFE!"

"Thank you Bluestar for your wonderful story. I'm sure our audience loved it, but I've got to go now, by."

So that was my first time doing it and I think it went pretty good. It went so good that I've decided to interview another cat about their death.

Crookedstar:

I went over to this cat that was coughing really bad as if he was sick, to ask him about his death.

"Hi there, I'm Falconface and I'm a reporter. I was wondering if you could tell everyone how you died." I asked him.

He replied by pulling out a guitar and starting to sing. "When I turned about fifty-five or, so I began to feel a bit light-headed so I asked Leporedfur if she would fetch some new bedding and a pecan that couldn't say a word. Well she got my bedding but not my bird, so I sent her back to get my bird and well what do you know she comes back with the medicine-cat and not my pecan, so I kicked them both out yelling "I can't eat a medicine-cat!". I grew weaker as the days went by and I died and ended up here because NOBODY BOTHERED TO HELP ME BY BRINGING ME A PECAN!" He looked up me obviously waiting for an applause so clapped a pitiful clap.

CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!

Crookedstar took a bow and coughed right in my face! "Thank you for that lovely song, now I must go sterilize my face." I commented as I turned around and headed home.