Hello! Well, I love these torture stories people put up, so here's mine. Let's get this straight real quick. This is not going to be an everyday thing. This is a 'whenever I feel like updating' thing like Inqiete's. Mmkay? Without further ado, I continue. Read On!
Unknown Voice- Hello, my darlings!
Stark- Not this again! Who the f*** are you!
Unknown Voice- I'm me, of course. Silly boy :D.
Zoey- Okay, but what's your name?
Unknown Voice- Oh, I can't tell you that. But, you guys can call me Stevie.
Stevie Rae- Why Stevie?
Stevie- Because my username is StevieRae2011. So, it was either Stevie or SR2011 and I'm too lazy to write the second one over and over.
Stevie Rae- You stole my name!
Stevie- Only cause you be awesome. Your boyfriend, too. *drools over the thought of Rephaim*
Rephaim- Not another fan girl! What does that mean anyway?
Stevie- Silly boy, let me explain. *spends over an hour explaining the intricate details of being a fan girl.
Rephaim- That makes sense now. But, Stevie Rae is the only one for me.
Stevie Rae- *blushes*
Stevie- Awww! Stevaim!
Erik- Are you gonna tell us why we're here?
Stevie- Shut it, jackhole! I was getting to that. *snaps fingers*
Adorable Wolf Puppy- Yes, boss?
Stevie- *points to Erik* Get him!
AWP- Yes, boss.
Erik- What's that gonna do, cuddle me to death?
AWP- *morphing into oversized adult wolf with scarily long teeth*
Erik- *gulps*
*20 Minutes of Graphic Ripping and Shredding and Blood*
Stevie- Good puppy!
AWP- Yay, I'm a good puppy! *getting his belly rubbed*
Jack- What's that thing's name?
Stevie- Huh? Well, I probably should give him a name instead of calling him Adorable Wolf Puppy all the time. *thinks and gets a serious look* I name you: Butterscotch! Cause you're so sweet!
Dallas- What are you talking about? That thing's not sweet! It's devil-spawn!
Stevie- Want me to sic 'im on you? *looks ready to snap fingers*
Dallas- *looks at the bloody remains that used to be Erik* N-no. I-I-I m-meant to s-say that h-he's a-a-adorable!
Jack- I-I hate to ask b-but, why are we here?
Stevie- Oh, Jacky, don't be scared. He's trained only to attack people he knows I don't like. Watch. *snaps fingers* Sic him!
Butterscotch- *sits and shakes his head*
Everyone but Stevie- *looks scared. Then relieved when he doesn't attack*
Stevie- Toldya so! And, Jack, I can't get mad at you. I love you too much! So I'll answer. We're here to play a little game I like to call Truth or Dare: My Rules for the HoN Cast. Here's how you play. My fans review and if I like what they say to do, I'll do it. If not, I'll do my own thing. I'll also have special moments where, if you answer a question I ask correctly, I have a guest star come and ask you another question. If you get it wrong, you go in the closet and I have yet another guest star come and do something really bad to you. If you get it right, I give you the key to yet another closet and while the rest of you get attacked, me and you are safe. You see, I am the Greek Goddess of the Souls and as such have the ability to reap and return any soul I want and also protect those I want. Any questions?
All except Kalona- No.
Kalona- Yes. Can I get your phone number? *is thinking 'I bet she's hot if she's a Goddess'*
Stevie- *claps hands*
Kalona- *falls to the ground, dead*
Stevie- *holds his slithering, slimy, white soul* Why don't people ever believe me when I say I'm a Goddess? Anyway, is everyone ready to play?
Everyone except for Kalona and Erik who are dead- *shakes head*
Stevie- Great. We'll start bright and early tomorrow. *smiles*
Jack- Why are you wearing that veil?
Stevie- I forgot about that. *removes veil* *has glowing, completely white eyes with onyx pupils in the center, dark brown hair that writhes like snakes. Has two long fang-like canines and death white skin and black lips*
Everyone left- *staring in awe at her amazingly horrifying beauty*
Stevie- *chuckling* So I'll see you guys tomorrow? *frowns at their silence* Maybe I went a little too extreme… *still no answer* *closes eyes* *hair stops writhing and color comes to skin and eyes turn a bright violet with whites and a pupil and lips become pink*
Everyone- *stops staring*
Stevie- Thank you. And since you didn't listen, we're going to have a special closet time.
Everyone- *groans*
Stevie- But, I'll also bring back the two dead ones. *claps twice*
Kalona and Erik- *alive again*
Stevie- *catches Erik up*
Erik- *is smart for once and says nothing*
Stevie- Okay, so the first question is: Who is my favorite singer?
Twins- Justin Bieber?
Stevie- Ew, gross, no.
Stevie Rae- Kenny Chesney?
Stevie- You are now in the right genre of music but still no.
Aphrodite- Taylor Swift?
Stevie- Yuppers!
Aphrodite- Huh? I was right?
Stevie- Yup!
Aphrodite- Goody…
Stevie- So our first guest star is: Taylor Swift herself!
TS- Hi Stevie!
Stevie- Hi! *points to Aphrodite* Her.
TS- Okay. So you have to finish the lyric and name the song. 'If you have children someday, when they point to the pictures, please…
Aphrodite- … tell them my name. Long Live by you?
TS- You're right. *looks at the rest of them* Sorry guys. *disappears*
Stevie- The second guest star is a bunch of Strigoi from Vampire Academy. *ushers Aphrodite into a closet* Look, I have a video camera so we can watch what happens!
*2 Very Graphic Hours Later*
Stevie- Ha! Aphrodite, look! They all died! Hahahahahahahahahaha *continues to laugh hysterically*
Aphrodite- Bring them back! *cries hysterically*
Stevie- Fine. Hahahahahahahaha! But, only because a lot of my favorite characters were in that group. *claps twice*
Everyone but Stevie and Aphrodite- *alive again*
Stevie- So, I'll see you all tomorrow?
Everyone- *nods*
Stevie- Yay their scared! *begins to laugh hysterically again*
That's the first chapter. Hope you like. Hey, leave Truths and Dares please! I need at least 3 to do the next chapter! Very very very tired, StevieRae2011, signing off!