SURVIVOR FURRIES VS DARK MOON CIRCUS
Episode 1
"Sixteen contestants will compete in the game of Survivor! After 18 made a deal with Hercule to let him win in exchange for giving her two million rubies – the million you get for winning Survivor and another million from his own collection – we were looking for a more action-packed Survivor. Well, we found it. In one of the most unforgiving environments of all time: The Amazon. They have spiders the size of dinner plates that eat birds, jaguars, and nearly every body of water is inhabited by crocodiles. I've been trying to put crocodiles in each lake or river that doesn't already have one, but I might have missed one."
Ghost Kaiba, the host, finished giving his introduction speech as the two tribes met.
On one tribe, were eight furries. Fox McCloud, a humanoid fox. Krystal, a blue fox with two silver rings on her floofy tail. Renamon, a yellow fox. Lucario, a blue fox with the mystical power of Aura. Tails, a small fox with two tails. Wolf O'Donnell, an anthromoporphic wolf. Flicker, a humanoid dragon. And Princess Flame, another dragon and Flicker's lover.
On the other tribe, were the Dark Moon Circus. The Amazon Trio – Tiger's Eye, a man with long orange hair, Hawk's Eye, a man with spiky red hair, and Fish Eye, a woman with blue hair – The Amazon Quartet – the aggressive animal trainer Besu Besu, the very feminine trapeze artist Cele Cele, the tomboyish acrobat Jun Jun, and the childish yet violent ball rider Para Para – and their leader, Zirconia, an old man with gray skin and whiskers.
(AN: I am a purist of English dub, anyone who knows any other version will know Fish Eye as male and Zirconia as female, but in this story and the English version it is the other way around)
"Furry Tribe, your name is Baynuvstall."
"What?" said Fox.
"BAY-NUV-STALL."
"What kind of name is that?" said Renamon.
"Well," said Ghost Kaiba, "there is a man who really hates furries, and…"
"Oh, I get it," said Fox.
(AN: Any of you who have seen a certain crime show may tell this is a thinly veiled reference to the origin of an unpleasant stereotype about furries)
"Dark Moon Circus Tribe," said Ghost Kaiba, "your name is Amazon."
"Why do you name us after the location we are in?" said Zirconia.
"Because aside from you, the rest of the tribe is the Amazon Trio and Amazon Quartet."
"I get it."
"Now, both tribes will be supplied with fish and rice. Darth Vader will show you to your camps."
Darth Vader: Day 1
After setting up shelters, the tribes gathered for the first challenge.
"For reward and immunity," said Ghost Kaiba. "The tribes will race through an obstacle course to grab two torches. Both of you have at least one tribe member who can light the torch. After that you will take the torch across the river on a raft and use it to light the fire. You may ONLY light this fire with a torch. Winner receives fire and immunity. Begin!"
They raced through. Baynuvstall was winning, and Amazon was losing. When Baynuvstall reached the torch, Flicker breathed fire to light the torch. As they raced toward their raft, Amazon reached the torch. Hawk's Eye picked up a stick of wood and blew on it, essentially having the same effect as breathing fire, to light the torch.
By the time Amazon reached their raft, Baynuvstall was already almost across. Amazon's raft tipped over and all the tribe members fell in the water, and the flame of their torch went out.
Fox raised the torch to the wood in the center and set it on fire.
"Baynuvstall wins fire and immunity!" said Ghost Kaiba. He gave a flint to Fox and held up the immunity idol, giving it to Flicker. "As for you, Amazon, you gotta vote someone off."
They arrived at Tribal Council.
"I told Para Para not to rock the boat but she didn't listen!" said Besu Besu.
"At least I can tell the difference between a boat and a raft!" said Para Para.
"Darren, what the hell are you doing?" said Ghost Kaiba.
Darren, the cameraman, was focusing on a spider.
"This is Survivor, not the place to indulge your spider fetish!" said Ghost Kaiba. "You're FIRED!"
Para Para jumped on a giant ball and ran Darren over, flattening him. Everyone else gasped in horror, even Zirconia.
"Larry, you are the new cameraman," said Ghost Kaiba. "Now, it is time to vote. Tiger's Eye, you're up."
After they all voted, Ghost Kaiba said Jeff's usual line in Survivor "Once the votes are read, the decision is final, person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council area immediately. I'll read the votes."
The first vote was for Besu Besu. The next five votes were for Para Para. Para Para brought her torch over to Ghost Kaiba.
"Para Para, the tribe has spoken." Ghost Kaiba snuffed out Para Para's torch and she walked away.
AN: The spider thing was a reference to the unnecessary amount of spider scenes in Redemption Island, also I called him Darren due to the character of the same name being obsessed with spiders in The Vampire's Assistant
Votes for the episode:
Tiger's Eye: Para Para
Hawk's Eye: Para Para
Fish Eye: Para Para
Besu Besu: Para Para
Cele Cele: Para Para
Jun Jun: Para Para
Para Para: Besu Besu
Zirconia: Para Para