Hobo the stupid dense idiot
I do not own Inuyasha but luckily I don't own Hojo please don't go hard on me this is my first fanfic!
It was nice day at the Higurashi house with our favorite miko, Kagome Higurashi packing some ramen for our O so favorite hanyou, Inuyasha. As she was packing, the doorbell rang (Can anybody guess who it is?) she walked to the door open it and saw Hobo (You guessed it! I'm not gonna even bother saying his real name) smiling like an idiot.
"So um… hey Higurashi do you want to um… go out with me to the um… movies tomorrow?" asked Hobo
"I'm sorry Hojo but I can't go – Hey! Kagome! are you ready to go ba… hey who heck is this guy?" said Inuyasha as he pointed at Hobo. "That guy is Hojo." said Kagome "Hello freak and what the heck are you doing in my girlfriends' house!?" hissed Hobo (he hisses? Wow what a wimp) "That freak is my husband and I'm not your girlfriend!" "But Kagome I thought you loved me?" "No I didn't Hojo I love Inuyasha and that is finale." "If I can't have you then nobody can!" (Wow Hobo if you haven't notice Kagome said that Inuyasha was her husband) As Hobo starts to charge at Inuyasha at full speed but being an idiot as he is got punched in the guts instead. Flying across the yard leaving him unconscious. "Hey Kagome lets go back I can't stand looking at that idiots stupid face!" "I agree." After that Kagome and Inuyasha went back to feudal japan to resume their search for the jewel shards.