Disclaimer: I don't own anything from Kingdom Hearts, so lets not go tell Mr. Disney executive daddy that I wrote this, okay?
Author's Note: I haven't quite beat Kingdom Hearts yet... so I can't beat Riku/Ansem the second time, big deal... anyway, in this story, the plot of the game doesn't matter, it still happened, but I don't care! If I get anything saying "well so-and-so died and so-and-so wouldn't do that" I don't care!
The Journey to Traverse Town
"Hey! Wake Up!" yelled Selphie into Sora's ear, "It's today, are you stupid or something? Get Up!" Sora groaned, then rolled off the pier into the water below,
"Hey! Ah! Cold! Selphie! Come on!" he jumped up and held onto the edge of the pier, then shook his fist at the girl before loosing his grip and plummeting the long three feet into the water,
"Sora, you're so clumsy," Selphie giggled as Riku ran over to see what was wrong,
"Hey, what ha... did Sora fall asleep on the pier again?" he asked, rolling his eyes,
"Yes! He's so stupid, not anywhere as smart as you Riku," said Selphie, looking up into Riku's eyes while batting hers,
"Gah! Stop that! Get it through you head, I am not interested in you! You must've hit yourself with your jump rope again,"
"Aww, come on Riku, I saw you looking up my skirt the other day when you, Sora and Kairi were playing in the water, why do you think I wear this? For Tidus, or Wakka?" Riku turned red,
"Woah there, it's hard not to look there, you really should-"
"Hey! I'm only just about to fall into the water again! Someone help me!" yelled Sora loudly,
"Oh come on, your in two feet of water, the beach in five feet away, walk to the pier," mumbled Riku, still red,
"I just wanted someone to help me..." mumbled Sora as he noticed Kairi sprinting towards him,
"I'll save you! Just don't panic!" screamed Kairi. She had stuffed two rather large coconuts down her shirt, giving off a bouncy effect when she ran. She reached the water and began to bound through it, splashing water in every direction for added drama, then jumped onto Sora, purposely hitting him in the face with the coconuts,
"Ow, watch it Kairi, those things hurt!"
"Don't you like them? You certainly like staring at Yuffie's when we visit her!" Sora then turned red also,
"Hey, I like them!" yelled Riku, trying to drown out Selphie's cries for attention, "I want to touch them!"
"I was just kidding Riku," groaned Kairi, obviously embarrassed at what he had said, "I was just trying to get a laugh," she pulled the two coconuts out of the bottom of her shirt, secretly trying to flash as much of her stomach to the two boys as humanly possible.
"Hey! You wanna see some of that! I got some!" screeched Selphie as she lifted up her dress in a vain attempt at Riku's attention, "Riku... Riku! RIKU!"
"Jeez, calm down," Riku looked at the small girls and all her... assets, then yelped and took off running,
"What's wrong Riku! Embarrassed! I don't mind, let me see you now!" screamed Selphie as she ran as fast as he could (with her dress still raised) after Riku.
"Come on, it's already noon, we need to get going, ya?" groaned Wakka as he sat on the pier." Riku had finally calmed Selphie down by promising her a date, Sora and Tidus were dueling on the beach (Tidus was no mach for Sora with his mock-keyblade given to him as a gift from Goofy), and Kairi was finishing her packing.
"Okay, all ready," yelled Kairi from her hut, "Come and help me, won't you boys?" Sora quickly knocked Tidus into a light coma, then sprinted after Riku, who was already half way up the steps followed by a screaming Selphie.
"Those two are gonna tear each other's throats out before Kairi eats a paopu, ya?" said Wakka, lazily as he threw a ball at Tidus, waking him up,
"What was that?" he asked,
"Nothing, lets get ready to go, Kiari's ready, so Sora will call the ship soon, ya?"
"Ya... I mean yea," The two boys got up together, and walked slowly down the breach to the landing point. Sora and Riku were right behind them, each carrying a huge trunk
"I'm telling you Riku, she wasn't ready for us to come in, she doesn't want you!" mumbled Sora as he strained under the trunk he was carrying,
"Then why didn't she have her shirt on? Did she just 'forget'?" chuckled Riku, memorizing the sight he had just witnessed, "You should have seen it, I burst in to announce my victory over you, and she was standing over her bed, shirt in hand, smiling at me. All she had on top was her-"
"Riku! Sora! Hurry up!" yelled Selphie from the landing point, the Gummi Ship given to them by the King had just arrived.
Sora and Riku were arguing over whose turn it was to drive, the others were already strapped into their seats, but Riku and Sora were standing on the landing pad, outside the white and gray mass of putty.
"Are you that dim-witted? I built it, I fly it!" roared Sora,
"You wouldn't have even found Donald and Goofy if it wasn't for me!" bellowed Riku,
"Well, then thank you,"
"You're welcome, now, let's go, you can ride shotgun," said Riku with a devious grin,
"No! I drive!"
"Fine, I don't to have to cope with those sluggish controls anyway, and that speed? Too boring for me," said Riku, with a fake sigh of relief,
"Well, err, in that case maybe it is your turn," blurted Sora, with a pleading grin,
"Well, okay, thanks sucker!" laughed Riku as he hurtled into the pilot seat. Sora gave him a sour look, and took his place next to him. His Gummi Ship looked like an oil tanker with too many wings, with guns mounted on either side of the cockpit, under the wings, and on the belly of the ship along with twin lasers and numerous engines. Overall, the Gummi Ship 'Archimedes' was quite fast, and very responsive, but Riku had taken advantage of Sora's forgetfulness in order to execute his plan.
"Hey Kairi, want to learn to fly?" he asked, looking back and throwing his most charming smile at her,
"Wow, yea! But Sora's in the co-pilot seat, I don't want him to have to sit back here with Selphie, she's desperate," she said, with a longing look on her face,
"Well, that's fine, isn't it Sora?" asked Riku, throwing an evil look at Sora, who stuck his tongue out at him, "Or maybe you could, maybe, sit on my lap?" again, his smile. Kairi giggled, then agreed, much to the dismay of Sora, who sat in the co-pilot's seat, looking out the window scowling.