Wario and Waluigi
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Wario and Waluigi: Evilstar Saga
Chapter 1: Wanted
It was a beautiful morning on Wario's island. The sun was shining, the spritelings were dancing and the castle turrets reflected the sunlight. Wario yawned as he checked the time on his clock; 1:00PM.
"It's time for breakfast!" Wario said as he clambered out of his bed. He walked down the corridor and entered the banquet hall where he whistled. 5 spritelings entered the hall carrying plates. Each one contained a different food. "Mmm…" Wario mumbled as he tucked into some pancakes, "Was there any mail today?"
"Yes sir!" squeaked a young spritelings "A letter from your brother Waluigi!"
"Ah-ha!" said Wario "I bet he's begging me to lend him some money again 'cause I'm the rich brother!" The spritelings carried the letter to Wario.
"To my ugly brother, Wario," a spriteling read "I am writing to you to tell you that I am richer than you now!"
"WHAT! Not possible!" yelled Wario in disbelief "Keep on reading!"
"I am currently in possession of 2,000,000 Ultimate Kingdom Coins. They are worth 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mushroom Kingdom Coins!"
"I order a money count immediately!" roared Wario "And you,"
he said to the spriteling "continue!"
"To show off my riches, I am going to treat you to an exclusive plane ride to the Jeanjean Kingdom to meet King Jean,"
"Been there, seen it, done it," yawned Wario as the spriteling continued;
"Meet me at Toadtown Square at 6.00PM today where we will take a plane to Jeanjean International Airport. Also, Mario and Luigi are planning to visit there to save stupid King Jean from death and destruction etc. etc. I'll see you soon. Signed Waluigi. P.S: You'll never guess how I got the money! P.P.S: Ha-ha! You still haven't guessed P.P.P.S: By the way, I robbed a bank using your identity P.P.P.P.S: Have you guessed yet?
"He robbed a bank using my identity and got tons of money at the same time!" roared Wario "I wonder how he got the money…" The spriteling sighed…
---------------------------------4 hours later---------------------------------
Wario was preparing to go meet Waluigi when the results of his money count arrived. "What!" yelled Wario "Only 8,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 Mushroom Kingdom Coins! He's got more money than me!" Wario entered his purple Cadillac and picked up the Daily Mushroom. On the front page in big bold black letters read: WARIO: WANTED. "D'oh! Now the police know about the bank robbery!" groaned Wario "Stupid Waluigi!" His Cadillac seemed to spin in anger as he drove. "I hate that stupid annoying brother! I know, I'll get him wanted on our trip, that way we'll both go to jail and I'll get a break from him! Ha-ha-Ha!"
See more of Wario and Waluigi's adventure in Chapter 2: The Cadillac and the Plane!
Sorry it's so short, I'll right more in the next chapter…
