The Official Reason is that this is a side story to Sara (s2lou desu!!!)'s Neko-whatever Kaito story.

The truth is, I hate hattergems and she deserves to go to hell for giving my muse this idea.

(... Yes. Bob is Kaito. Please do not report. PLEASE OH I BEG OF THEE)

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I READ TO YOU MY POEM

AHEM

I HAVE A CAT

HE IS VERY FAT

HE IS A RAD CAT

ON HIM I SAT

HIS NAME IS BOB

HE'S SUCH A FOB

I HAVE A CAT

I LIKE MY BAT

MY CAT IS RAD

BUT BATS ARE BAD

AND BOB IS SAD

SAD IS FAD

I HAVE A CAT

-bows lowly 2 mai audience-