30 Ways To Annoy Sasuke!
(Warning; Do not attempt any of these stunts or you could find yourself on fire by the 'infamous' Sasuke!)
1.)Where an Orochimaru mask
2.)follow Sasuke around while you have it on and repeatedly say 'I'm gunna get you.' quietly
3.)use permanent paint to give him a make over while he sleeps
4.)hold a yawning contest when he starts talking
5.)Use a justu to make yourself look seriously injured and keep asking him 'Does this look infected to you?' while putting the fake cut in his face
6.)Transform into him and start singing 'I'm too Sexy for my shirt'
7.)Keep running around him yelling 'WWEEEEEEEEE!'
8.)Transform into his brother, sneak up behind him, and give him a big hug yelling 'I LOVE YOU SASUKE!'
9.)Copy everything he says only make him sound stupider
10.)Do the exact opposite he says
11.)Tell him that Orochimaru is trying to get him for OTHER reasons
12.)Set all his clocks 2 hours behind and wake him up at 4 am (It'll say 6 am on his clock) and tell him he is going to be late for training if he somehow gets ready and down to the training grounds in the next 2 minutes
13.)Transform into Gaara and Chase him around while yelling 'All I want is a hug!'
14.)spike his drink
15.)replace his hair gel with honey
16.)Tell Kakashi that Sasuke has a crush on him
17.)Sneak into his room when he is sleeping and blow an air horn in his ear
18.)Tell Sakura that Sasuke is a girl in disguise
19.)Play a song from Crazy Frog on a stereo but hide the stereo where he can't find it and watch him desperately try to turn it off
20.)Put on a Barney Costume and stand in the corner of his room and stand still for about half an hour (Continue on 21)
21.)Slowly start walking towards him slowly while singing the 'I love you, you love me' song slowly as well.
22.)Glue a pair of Rock Lee's pink briefs on his head
23.)When he is sleeping write 'I love boys!' all over his face with permanent marker
24.)Start singing the song 'Somewhere over the rainbow' and follow him around
25.)Tie him to a chair and pay Naruto to strip in front of him
26.)tell him Gai Sensei stalks him at night
27.)Have Gai Sensei and Rock Lee try to rap in front of him
28.)Announce to the village that his new name is 'Pretty Boy'
29.)Get him all hyped up on caffine and let him loose in the Ninja Academy
30.)Pants him in front of Sakura and Ino