INT. HALLWAY - DAY
Lindsay and Sam are walking into the school. There are
contruction workers using a welder, ladders and tarps over
everything. Lindsay, Sam, and the other students weave
around everything, annoyed and confused.
SAM
What are they doing?
LINDSAY
I have no idea but-
a loud drill sounds
LINDSAY
(over the noise)
It's really annoying!!
Mr. Rosso creeps up next to them as the noise stops.
ROSSO
Hey Lindsay, hey Sam- bit noisy
around here today
SAM
What are they doing?
ROSSO
finishing the new stage in the
auditorium! It will be in tip-top
shape before the fall musical!
Sam parts ways with them
SAM
(waving)
bye!
ROSSO
bye Sam
LINDSAY
(annoyed)
Mr. Rosso- how are we supposed to
work in these conditions?
ROSSO
It will just be a few days. A
small price to pay for something
great for the school! Your good
friend Miss. Kelly sure will think
so, now that she is going to be in
the play.
LINDSAY
(raising her
eyebrows)
Kim? yeah right
ROSSO
(surprised)
Oh- I'm sorry. She didn't tell you
yet? I hope I didn't steal her
thunder
LINDSAY
(looking at at him
in shock)
you can't be serious!
ROSSO
Oh Lindsay, so seem so shocked.
Kim might not be the brightest
student, but she sure is
passionate. And that spells
actress!
LINDSAY
(shrugs)
I guess...
ROSSO
(to lindsay)
I gotta go- and you
should too!
Lindsay just stands there in shock
ROSSO
(walking away)
Bye Lindsay!
INT. LUNCHROOM - DAY
Sam, Niel, Bill, and Stacey are sitting at lunch
SAM
So whos up for cosmic bowling on
Saturday, they play a lot of disco
tunes, hey bill?
BILL
I'm not going to that
STACEY
Why? It will be fun, Cindy, Vicki
and some of the other cheerleaders
are going!
BILL
(perking up)
Vicki?
SAM
Yeah. Suddenly interested?
NEIL
I can't belive I can't go.
STACEY
why can't you go?
NEIL
(looking down)
It's my first week at my dads
BILL
What?
NEIL
Yeah. He got some apartment in
Royal Oak, moved in last week. We
are supposed to spend time
together this weekend.
(annoyed)
I can't believe I'm going to miss
cosmic bowling!
STACEY
(understanding)
Oh Neil thats important! You can
go bowling anytime.
BILL
He has his own place now? He is
totally moved out?
NEIL
(emotionless)
Totally moved out
SAM
Well um if you want us to come to
your dads, to just hang out and
stuff, I mean if you don't want to
be alone..
BILL
I thought we were going bowling!
SAM
Niel might need us!
NEIL
You guys, you guys, it's FINE. We
are just going to have some pizza,
watch movies. Yeah it's a little
weird, but I'll be ok.
They stare at him
NEIL
(exasperated)
Seriously! I'm fine!
INT. UNDER THE STAIRS - DAY
Lindsay and Ken are under the stairs, there is caution tape
from the construction roping off the area. Nick approaches
and gets caught in the tape, then then gets tied up even
worse trying to get though and then gets agiatated, making
things worse, thrashing the tape everywhere. Lindsay and Ken
roar with laugher
LINDSAY
Why didn't you just step over it
Nick?
NICK
(becoming
untangled)
I didn't see it there!
KEN
Thats why it says "caution" and is
bright yellow. So you can see it.
The throws the rest of the tape off and approaches them
NICK
(to Ken)
So I'm pretty sure I just failed
our history exam.
LINDSAY
Come on Nick, I don't think you
FAILED
KEN
Oh he failed- I was trying to copy
his test the whole time- even I
knew his answers were wrong.
NICK
(to ken)
If you are such a genuis, what are
you looking at my paper for?
(to lindsay)
Did you hear Kim is in the school
play?
LINDSAY
(nodding)
Yeah Mr. Rosso told me this
morning. I still won't believe it
until I see it. Kim a drama geek,
not in a million years!
KEN
I've heard her sing in the car,
it's pretty disturbing.
LINDSAY
Come on-it's not that bad- she
actually can carry a tune pretty
well.
NICK
Sarah told me that practice is on
tuesdays and wednesdays, we could
go watch her then.
KEN
I'll pass
LINDSAY
(to Nick kidding
around)
What about you? You
should ask if you can play drums
for the play. I heard you bought a
new drum set.
NICK
No way I'm I playing show tunes.
(laughing)
The school band does that. Miss
tuba will be rocking out.
Ken gives a head nod
NICK
My new sets pretty small but I
saved up all summer. My dad says
if I keep a C average I can keep
them.
LINDSAY
Really? Wow, I'll have to come
over and see them, see you play
Ken raises his eyebrows
NICK
(excited)
Yeah?
LINDSAY
sure
NICK
Yeah I have hardly practiced yet.
Between school and Sarah its hard
to find time.
KEN
(coughing)
Ahem, uh- whipped- ahem
NICK
(looks at Ken
sharply)
Hey. What was that?
KEN
Whipped, I said your whipped
NICK
I am not!
KEN
(to Lindsay)
Daniel and I have been trying to
come over and practice for our
band for weeks. It's always
some excuse. "sarah wants to
study", "sarah doesn't want me to"
LINDSAY
(laughing)
really? But Nick you love the
drums. I mean, you should be able
to practice if you want..
NICK
(in an angry
outburst)
I Can play when I want!
(to Ken)
I'm not whipped!
Lindsay looks super pissed, raises her eyebrows and turns
away. Nicks face falls and he jumps up and grabs her
NICK
(feels terrible)
Lindsay wait no- I'm so sorry
LINDSAY
(turning around)
Why did you flip out like that?
NICK
I'm so so sorry. I flipped out
because
(shifts
uncomfortable)
I flipped out because you are
right, ok?
LINDSAY
(feeling bad too
now)
Oh no- I mean I just think you can
still be with someone but do what
you want to do.
NICK
Like you! You always let me do
whatever I wanted. You liked
watching me play.
Everyone is uncomfortable now. Sarahsuddenlyapporaches Nick,
he switches gears and kisses her hello.
NICK
(to sarah)
hey
SARAH
(to Ken)
Hey
(to lindsay and
ken)
Hey guys
LINDSAY
Hey. I was just leaving
She turns as Ken gets up
KEN
I will leave with you
They walk away together
SARAH
That was wierd
NICK
(nodding,
distracted)
Yeah
SARAH
(tentitive)
You know, shes been spending a lot
of time with Daniel
NICK
who?
SARAH
(shrugs)
Lindsay has. I see them after
school alone, talking in the
hallway more then before, I don't
know.
NICK
(laughs)
Oh, ha well thats beacause Lindsay
is helping him study. It's really
nice what shes doing, with all her
own school work and everything.
SARAH
Studying really? I mean it's
Daniel, you know how he is.
NICK
Come on, I mean he isn't a
total idoit.
SARAH
No, I mean you know how he is with
girls!
NICK
(defensive)
Well yeah,but they are friends.
Lindsay is to smart to fall for
that anyway.
SARAH
alright alright I'm just telling
you what I see- Daniel doesn't
spend that much time alone with a
girl unless something is going on.
The bell rings and students scatter
Nick looks stunned but accepts Sarahs kiss on the cheek and
gives a halfhearted smile.
SARAH
(bright and
cheerful)
Oh! I gotta go! I have a
presentation in 5 mintues!
NICK
Bye, good luck!
SARAH
Bye!
She smiles and trots away
INT. CLASSROOM - DAY
Drama geeks are all in a cramped room. Boxes are everywhere,
it looks like a temporary location. Everyone is talking and
socializing, but Kim is deep in her script, highlighting
lines and deep in thought. No one is socializing with her.
Julie, a drama geek who has always been the star of every
show and is very controlling and bitchy, approaches her.
JULIE
(curt)
Hi Kim
KIM
Hi Julie
JULIE
(huffy)
I just want to let you know, you
may have the lead for now, but the
entire cast expects you to put in
the time and work necessary for a
successful show and NOT a huge
disaster.
KIM
(hardens)
And what makes you think this will
be a disaster?
JULIE
(bitchy)
Well when a freak burnout just
"decides" one day she wants to be
in the school play. This may be
something that grabs your
attention for a second, but this
is important to SOME of us.
KIM
(condescending)
Julie, are you upset that YOU
didn't get Annie and I did?
JULIE
(flustered)
no! Mrs. Looser always makes me
the leads. She had to give someone
else a chance. Why that someone
was you, I have no idea. She must have
taken pity on you.
KIM
(clenching her teeth)
You better watch your back- you
have no idea who you are dealing
with.
Julie is about to open her mouth but Kim cuts across her-
KIM
(intense)
And I'm here because I'm good. I
kick ass actually.
Mrs. Losser claps her hands together and Julie scurries away.
TEACHER
OK OK! Please settle down. I know
this is hard while we are waiting
for the stage to be finished, but
lets try and work with what we
have. Then finished product will
be beautiful and amazing, and
perfect for the production!
(Looks around)
OK Kim?
Kim looks up at the teacher
TEACHER
Lets go though a musical run of "I think I'm gonna like it"
Kim nervously gets up and walks to the front, Julie
following behind her.
TEACHER
(looking around)
And the chorus??
half a dozen kids walk behind where Kim and Julie are
standing. They are all holding sheet music.
TEACHER
(to kid sitting at piano)
Billy, music please?
Music starts and Kim and Julie glare at each other
JULIE
(her singing voice is operatic and shrill)
Cecille will pick out all your
clothes! Your bath is drawn by
Mrs. Greer! Annette comes in to
make your bed...
KIM
(loud, confident, and clear)
I think I'm gonna like it here!
JULIE
(angry, louder then Kim)
The swimming pool is to the left
Teacher waves her hands and the music stops.
TEACHER
no no no something isn't right, Billy is that the right key?
BILLY
yeah I think so
Teacher looks at her notes and Julie walks over to the piano
and wispers something in Billys ear. He then nods and Julie walks back over
to the front.
BILLY
Ms. Losser, I got it now!
TEACHER
(looking up from her notes)
ok ok lets take it from the top!
Music starts over but sounds a little off
JULIE
(singing off key, looking confused)
Cecille will pick out all your
clothes! Your bath is drawn by
Mrs. Greer! Annette comes in to
make your bed...
KIM
(also off key)
I think I'm gonna like it here!
JULIE
(singing getting pissed)
The swimming pool is to the left
(sighs, spoken to Billy)
Sorry Billy stop stop I'm sorry this isn't right!
Billy stops playing but looks at Julie in shock
JULIE
Ms. Losser I'm sorry but Billy is
not playing this is the right key.
(to Billy, rude)
I thought you knew what you were
doing?
BILLY
(mad)
But you told me to-
TEACHER
(stern)
Billy- did you practice at all?
BILLY
(stumbling)
Yes I um I
TEACHER
(sighs)
We don't have time for this, you
are band leader, this is your job.
The key, by the way, is A minor.
(pauses)
are you now ready?
Billy nods. Kim looks over at Julie. She rolls her eyes,
and Kim shoots her an evil look.
TEACHER
OK! From "the tennis court" and
GO!
music starts again, this time correct.
JULIE
(singing)
The tennis court is in the rear
KIM
(spoken as Annie)
I never even picked up a racket.
HALLWAY
Nick and Lindsay are trotting down the hallway following the
sound of the music. Nick looks though the window of the
classroom where Kim is and waves Lindsay over, who stands on
her tippy toes to look inside.
IN CLASSROOM
Kim is becoming more and more confident sounding great. The
better she sounds, the more Julie is getting stressed and
angry which is coming though her performance. She hates that
someone else has the spotlight.
KIM
(Singing, perfect)
I know I'm gonna like it here
Used to room in a tomb
Where i'd sit and freezeeeeeeeeee
Get me now, holy cow
Could someeeeoooooneeee pinch me
pleaseeeeeee
JULIE
(trying to catch up to the music, rushed, singing)
We've never had a little girl
CHORUS
(singing)
We've never had a little girl
HALLWAY
Nick and Lindsay look at each other in shock of how good Kim is
LINDSAY
(silently mouths)
wow!
Nick nods vigorously
CLASSROOM
JULIE
(singing, voice cracks)
We hope you understand, Your wish is our command
KIM
(with julie and chorus, louder then both and pitch perfect)
I know I'm gooooooooooonna
liiiiiiiiike it hereeeeeeeeeee!!
Teacher and other students clap loudly. Kim smiles and Julie sulks
TEACHER
(still clapping)
WOW. I mean wow Kim, I mean
excellent everyone,really great!
as the class scatters, Mrs. Losser walks up to Kim
TEACHER
(whispering quickly)
wonderful Kim, just amazing, I
don't know how we survived without
you. Keep practicing!
Kim grins and looks right at Julie who is standing nearby, eavesdropping
KIM
Thanks Mrs. Losser!
She walks back to her desk and pulls out her script again,
and looks up to see Mrs, Losser going over the sheet music
with Julie. She ends her conversation with Mrs. Losser and walks back
towards Kim and thorws a copy of sheet music on her desk.
Some lines are re-written and crossed out.
KIM
What this?
JULIE
(fake nice bitchy)
Oh, well I spoke to Mrs.Losser. We
think Annie has enough songs in
the show and we think it's
important you give some of the
other characters a chance. We
pulled out some dialoge and some
of Annie's versus.Grace is a very
important character and my voice
needs to be highlighted more.
KIM
(looking at the pissed)
Grace is HARDLY in the main cast,
Julie, I wouldn't call her an important character.
a few other students turn their heads and watch as
Mrs.Losser walks by,Julie gets her attention.
JULIE
(louder so the people around them can hear)
Mrs. Losser, Kim doesn't think
that Grace is an important
character in the play. I'm trying
to explain to her how every
character is central and important
to the whole production.
TEACHER
(stopping at Kim's desk)
Thats right. Kim I know you are
new to this, but drama club isn't
an individualized activity like
the swim team or track. We work
together as a whole to create the
best production possible. If we
don't remember that, we won't have
a successful show, okay?
KIM
But!
TEACHER
(leaning down so only Kim and the eavesdropping Julie can hear)
I expect that you commit fully to
this aspect of play. There are
plenty of others who would love to
fill your shoes. You are very
lucky to be in the lead your frist
year in the club. Many of these
students have worked for years and
are still in the chorus.
KIM
Trust me- there will be no
problem. I am 100 commited Mrs.
Losser.
Kim looks over at Julie who is pretending to go over her
lines, she smiles devilishly at Kim who blases at her. Julie
starts talking to a girl next to her and laughs, looking at
Kim.
TEACHER
But so far I see only great things
from you. Great job today Miss.
Kelly, keep it up.
She walks away Kim staring down Julie and her giggling friends
INT. APARTMENT- NIEL'S DAD - NIGHT
Boxes are everywhere- there is a leather couch and big
screen tv, as well as some kick-knacks that look like Niel's
dad took them from his old house. There are a few empty wine
bottles and glasses scattered around. Niel and Mr. Schwiber
come though the door, Niel holding an overnight bag and Mr.
Schwiber holding a carryout bag
DR. SHWIBER
OK buddy, I'll set the table for
this chinese and you can put your
stuff down in the guest bedroom-
your bedroom.
NEIL
OK
Neil walks around the apartment, checking it out with mixed
emotion. He spies the big screen tv and atari his dad set up
for him, but touches a photo framed of himself and his dad,
he is sad his mom is not in the pic. There is an ashtray
with an almost gone cigar sitting inside.
DR. SHWIBER (os)
(from the kitchen)
you like the TV? I got a great
deal on it. Video games will be
pretty awesome on the tv!
Niel spots a vase from his house and picks it up.
NEIL
Does mom know you have this vase?
DR. SHWIBER (os)
(yelling)
Oh yeah, she let me keep a few
things from the house. I need to
spruce the place up a bit. I don't
want company to think I don't have
any style or taste do I?
NEIL
(to himself)
company?
He wanders into his dads bedroom. It is tricked out like a
1970's love den, with leppard comforter, satin sheets, sexy
posters/artwork, candles ect. Neil's face contorts and he
backs out of the room.
DR. SHWIBER (os)
(yelling)
Niel, the food is ready! What are
you doing crazy guy?
He appears in the bedroom and jumps in front of Neil.
DR. SHWIBER
Heeey, like my new bedroom? Got a
great deal on the bedding and a
woman at work helped me pick out
the candles!
NEIL
candles?
DR. SHWIBER
Well, you know, now that I'm
living on my own, I can decorate
any way I want! My bedroom should
say "I'm single!"
Niel nods noncommittally
DR. SHWIBER
(putting his hands on Niels shoulders and steers him into the hallway)
Lets throw your stuff down and eat
so we can play some astorids, hmmm?
NEIL
(really trying)
sure dad, sounds great!
His dad takes off and Niel heads into the guest room, filled
with boxes. There is a twin bed in the room and Niel looks
though a stack of comic books left for him on the
nightstand.
DR. SHWIBER (os)
(yelling)
Come on, dinners ready!
Neil sighs and walks out of the room
INT. WIER DININGROOM - NIGHT
Lindsay is re-arranging the study materials, waiting for
Daniel to get there. She looks at her watch, then sits down
at the table and picks up her book and starts reading. The
phone rings in the distance. A moment later Jeane enters the
room.
JEANE
Lindsay, Nicks on the phone
Lindsay sighs and puts the book down and follows her mom
into the kitchen. Jeane goes back to washing the dishes,
Lindsay takes the phone.
GO KART TRACK
Nick is on the payphone at an outdoor go kart track. Daniel
and Ken are in the background horsing around.
NICK
Lindsay
LINDSAY
Whats up Nick? Where are you? Its
so loud!
NICK
We're at the new go kart track,
it's awesome, they have batting
cages and everything!
LINDSAY
(not impressed)
Sounds fun Nick
NICK
It's really fun, you want to come
down here?
In the background, Daniel has shoved a go kart helmet on ken
backwards and ken is walking like frankenstien while Daniel
pushes him- they smash into Nick
NICK
(laughs and turns around)
Hey!
LINDSAY
(hears laughing in the backgroud)
Hello?
NICK
(to Lindsay)
Yeah?
Ken takes the helmet off and Daniel stands next to Nick
LINDSAY
Yeah I can't- Daniel and I are
studying for our English quiz
Daniel gestures for Nick to hand him the phone
NICK
He wants to talk to you, hold on-
LINDSAY
(confused)
who?
Daniel takes the phone
DANIEL
Hey Linds!
LINDSAY
Daniel? I thought you were coming
over?
DANIEL
I am I am, I just wanted to tell
you that I would be a little late.
LINDSAY
How late?
DANIEL
I'll be over soon. Unless you want
to come down here, they have kick
ass go karts, Ken and I are going
to go around a few more times.
Ken jumps on top of him and Daniel laughs and pushs him off
LINDSAY
Hello?
DANIEL
Yeah see you soon
LINDSAY
(not caring anymore)
ok
The phone clicks and she looks at it as a dial tone is
heard. She hangs up the phone and heads back into the dining
room.
INT. LUNCHROOM - DAY
Freaks minus Kim are sitting at the lunch table. Lindsay
appraches and plops down
LINDSAY
(casual)
so- what happened to you last
night Daniel?
KEN
Oh, he was off crying like a big
baby- he couldn't stand to be a
LOSER!
Ken and Nick slap hands
DANIEL
shut up, my go kart malfunctioned
KEN
to go really really slow?
ken and nick laugh
DANIEL
(to Ken)
Yeah, like your brain?
NICK
(mocking)
ooooooooo- don't worry I'll give
you another chance to kick my ass
tonight-
(to lindsay)
we're going back
LINDSAY
(she looks at Daniel)
to the go kart place?
DANIEL
Yeah. And this time you have no
choice, you are coming along!
NICK
(agreeing)
Yeah- Maybe you can kick Daniels
ass too!
LINDSAY
(shrugging)
probably
DANIEL
(being silly)
you'll see.. just wait till I pull
out my rocket launchers!
makes vroooming noise and loud screeching noise
KEN
(talking superfast like a speedracer cartoon)
you can not race in this race, it
is much to dangerous racer x.
they laugh
DANIEL
(to Lindsay)
are you coming?
LINDSAY
no! I have homework to do, plus
I'm still grounded, it's a school
night-
DANIEL
(rolls his eyes)
blah blah blah yeah we get it. You
never hang out anymore!
LINDSAY
(getting mad)
Well I'm sorry I care about
things-
DANIEL
Hey! I care about things!
LINDSAY
You didn't seem to care last night
Ken and Nick look confused
DANIEL
I care- I just don't need to spend
every single day studyin! I need
to have some fun! Lighten up will
you?
LINDSAY
(standing up)
Here we go again, it's always the
same thing with you guys, I can't
keep having this same argument!
NICK
(putting his hands up in the air)
hey hey, I'm not complaining!
KEN
Yeah, study Lindsay, right on!
LINDSAY
(stares at Daniel for a second)
I thought you cared about school
and needed my help. You are a
piece of work you know that? Have
fun driving your stupid go kart
around, I'm done
Lindsay storms off. Ken and Nick seem shocked by this, and
Daniel hides that he is troubled by Lindsays reaction. His
eyes follow her leaving the lunchroom.
KEN
Someone has their period
DANIEL
Yeah REALLY
INT. CLASSROOM - DAY
English class. Daniel is sitting behind Lindsay holding his
book. The whole class is silently reading expect Daniel. He
is looking around the room, bored. His eyes land on Lindsay,
she is engrossed in her book, playing with a piece of her
hair. It seems like he is kind of checking her out. He
glaces up at Mr. Mead who is sitting at his desk grading
papers.
DANIEL
(to lindsay)
hey-pssst lindsay
LINDSAY
(looking up)
what?
DANIEL
(wispering)
I'm sorry about last night ok? I
just don't think this studying
thing is for me.
LINDSAY
(looking back at her book)
Fine. Ok.
DANIEL
you're mad?
LINDSAY
(though gritted teeth)
I'm not mad. I'm trying to finish
the chapter like everyone else.
She gestures around the room and Daniel looks at everyone
reading and writing notes, he looks aliented from his classmates.
DANIEL
okay okay. But we are good though?
Millie looks up from her desk across the row
MILLE
Shhhhhh
Daniel starts to laugh but quits when Lindsay shoots him a scathing look.
DANIEL
(wispering)
Still friends though, right?
he holds his hand down for her to hit
MR MEAD
Mr. Desrio, PLEASE! If you want
to flush your future down the
toliet thats fine and dandy, but
don't distrub everyone else. The
students are trying to read!
All of the sudden a large drill sounds and the class looks
around and Mr. Mead rolls his eyes. Daniel says nothing, he
just pulls his hand back and leans back in his chair.
Lindsay gives him a brief smile.
MR MEAD
(yelling over the noise)
Enough of this construction
already!
Everyone is covering their ears and wincing at the noise. It
finally stops and Mr. Mead looks at the clock.
MR MEAD
My god I hope they are done with
this for the hour! We only have a
few minutes left. Why don't you
guys pair up and go over the study
questions, ok?
The class starts to move around, Daniel leans forward at his
desk, about to talk to Lindsay, but she aburtly gets up and
sits in a desk near Millie. Daniel looks around as everyone
pairs up. No one approaches him. Lindsay and Millie are
engaged in the book, talking and laughing. Lindsay doesn't
even glace back at Daniel. He feels like an idoit.
EXT. UNDER THE BLEACHERS - DAY
Kim walks outside past contruction and to under the
bleachers where Nick, Daniel, Lindsay, and Sarah are hanging
out.
KIM
Hey guys!
LINDSAY
(walking up to her)
Kim! Where have you been the past
few days? I called you!
KIM
(honestly)
sorry sorry, I know- I've been
busy.
LINDSAY
I know- I heard-
NICK
(interrupting)
We saw you practicing for the
play! You are really good!
LINDSAY
(excited, to Kim)
Well yeah, we did see you,and you
were really great, I had no idea
you could sing like that!
Sarah looks annoyed at Nick gushing over someone else.
Daniel is smirking, chewing gum and trying to look distracted.
NICK
Yeah Yeah you should sing for our
band, it would sound so great, and
we could sing some fleetwood mac
or Joplin- we never get to do
those songs!
KIM
(overwhelmed)
whoa whoa whoa guys- calm down.
LINDSAY
What made you decide, I mean I
never thought in a million years,
you would be into drama!
Kim loves the attention, she leans aganist the wall and
glaces at Daniel and then back at Lindsay who has come up
next to her and Nick who is hanging on her every word.
KIM
I don't know, I got stuck in
detention one day with Mrs. Losser
and I guess I was good at it. And
it's hard not to like something
your good at.
NICK
(nodding)
Yeah yeah though it does seem like
you would make the perfect
actress. You are really dramatic.
(scared she might blow up at him)
I mean you know how to get people
fired up, push their buttons
KIM
(sincere)
Thank You. And I realized I'm so
much happier that I have a release
for my rage- I'm not so pissed off
anymore.
Daniel finally speaks
DANIEL
There aren't enough plays in the
world to release that level of
rage.
he looks disappointed no one laughed. Kim ignores him.
LINDSAY
and you got the lead! I'm so proud
of you Kim- I mean this could be
your thing, Chicago has a great
performing arts college, or you
could go to New York or Calfornia.
KIM
Lets not get carried away. Plus,
I'm not going anywhere if Julie
Arst has anything to do with it.
NICK
Who's Julie Arst?
SARAH
This girl who is president of the
drama club, she stars in the play
every year, she is a nice girl.
KIM
(to Sarah)
no- shes not a nice girl. She is a
sneaky, coniving, jealous little
bitch who is trying to bring me
down. She thinks I'm going to fall
on my face and she will get to
play Annie.
(sad and annoyed)
Must of the drama club kisses her
ass
LINDSAY
(realizing)
Oh no! I remember her- she used to
terrorize Millie in drama club!
Thats why she dropped out.
(feels bad)
Yeah, I hear she is really
horrible.
KIM
well she controls everything, and
she thinks I'm a hack.
SARAH
You should just talk to her- tell
her you are serious about the play
and you won the role fair and
square, handle it maturely.
Kim rolls her eyes
LINDSAY
Or don't do anything Kim- just
practice and do your part. Your
talent will come though, it
doesn't matter what she says.
KIM
(nods)
Yeah, I'm not letting some drama
geek take this away from me.
EXT. OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL - DAY
Geeks walk past the construction, and the freaks under the
bleachers. Sam waves to Lindsay and she waves back.
BILL
So how is your dad's? What is his
apartment like?
NEIL
(horrifed)
It's gross
SAM
(nervous)
Like dirty gross? Are the cockroaches and mold everywhere?
NEIL
He lives in an apartment in Royal
Oak, not a duplex in downtown
Detroit! No not dirty gross,
creepy gross.
They start to walk towards home
BILL
What do you mean?
NEIL
His room looks like - He has satin
sheets and candles, it looks like
(struggling)
It looks like Shaft's
apartment!
SAM
(laughing)
Does he have girls there? Boy your
dad doesn't waste time!
NEIL
Shut up Sam. He want the "world to
know" he is single! Can't the
world wait a few months? I mean he
just moved out!
BILL
Your mom and dad have been married
a long time, maybe he is ready to
date again. Give him a break.
NEIL
(sarcastic)
OK sure Bill, so when are you going to
start calling Coach Fredricks "Daddy?"
BILL
NO! But I hated it at first and
now, now it isn't so bad, I mean,
he makes my mom happy.
They are walking down the street past the school now
NEIL
No- you guys, it's weird. I mean
look at this, it was in the living room.
He stops walking and pulls a small handheld book out of his backpack. They
all look at it.
SAM
Kama- Krama- Su-tray
(looking closer)
Karma Sutrah
NEIL
(opens the book)
Look!
They recoil.
BILL
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww
SAM
(pointing)
What is that? It looks like an
octopus having sex with a human!
NEIL
(worried)
You guys, it's really weird- it's
all these weird animals or people,
or people who look not human, like
distorted. They are doing all
kinds of sexual things to each
other.
BILL
(looking horrified)
Why Why does your dad have this?
NEIL
I don't know, do you think he is
in a cult or something? I mean I
feel strange, I miss my house and
my room. I don't want to go back
to his apartment tonight.
SAM
Listen, hes not in a cult, he is
just probably lonely. We can go
over there with you, so it's not
weird or anything.
NEIL
I told him I was going to Bill's
for dinner.
SAM
so? we will come over with you, I
know your dad likes us- we can all
have dinner and your house and by
the time we both go home,
everything will be normal again.
NEIL
(reluctant)
Well oh ok
(looking at them before shutting the book and putting it away
Thanks guys.
INT. NEIL'S DAD'S APARTMENT - DAY
The boys walk though the front door. It's very quiet. A
women's muffled laugher is heard. Neil spots champagne and
two glasses on the kitchen table. Sam and Bill stand in the
doorway as a clueless Neil walks into the hallway.
NEIL
(calling out)
Dad? Dad? I'm home, Sam and Bill
wanted to see you and come over
for dinner.
he looks at Bill and Sam and shrugs he heads in the hallway,
outside his dads door.
NEIL
Dad?
suddenly the door bursts open and a women, pretty in her
30's is standing there laughing with her back to him,she is
wearing Dr.Schwibers dress shirt and no pants. In the room,
the bed is a mess and Dr. Schwiber is in his boxers, in the
middle of pulling on pants, also laughing. He sees Niel
before the woman does. Niel is frozen in shock.
DR. SHWIBER
(shocked)
Niel, what- what are you doing
home?
the woman turns around and gasps. She runs into the room and
Dr. Schwiber quickly buttons his pants and rushes forward,
pulling the door behind him.
DR. SHWIBER
I thought you were going to Bill's
for dinner
Dr. Schwiber looks at Sam and Bill in the hallway, horrifed
NEIL
(catatonic,staring at the bedroom door)
I was... We decided to come here for
dinner so we could...
(slows down)
so they could see you.
DR. SHWIBER
(waving to boys)
Hi Kids, sorry you had to see
this. Why don't you guys head
outside for a few, and I'll take
care of things over here. Then I
can take you out for some pizza,
how does that sound?
The nod, unsure of what to say.
SAM
(backing out the door)
Um ok- um
BILL
(to Niel)
We- we will be outside
They shut the door behind them as Niel starts to snap out of
it, he walks into the living room.
NEIL
(quietly)
who is that?
DR. SHWIBER
(following him)
I'm sorry son, I didn't hear that
NEIL
(anger building)
I said WHO is THAT?
DR. SHWIBER
(earnest)
Neil, I am very very sorry, I
honeslty did not think you were
going to be home until later...
NEIL
(close to yelling)
WHO IS SHE
DR. SHWIBER
(even and calm)
She is a friend of mine
NEIL
A friend? A friend who is wearing
your shirt? What is this place
some crazy vodoo, sex den?
DR. SHWIBER
(chuckles)
Love den? no Niel, I don't think
so. This place is pathetic. I
haven't decorated, there are loads
of boxes to unpack, this hardly
feels like a love den let alone a
home.
NEIL
You moved out a week ago. I
thought you cared about spending
time with me but you already have
some woman over?
DR. SHWIBER
Niel it's not like that, Clare and
I have been involved for a while-
I mean your mother and I- we have
had problems..
NEIL
(standing up trying not to cry)
I don't want to hear it. You have
a problem. You are sick. You care
about women and sex more then your
own son!
DR. SHWIBER
(raising his voice)
Now wait just a minute there
NEIL
I wish I didn't have to stay here
at this horrible place. I wish I
was a moms- at my REAL home.
DR. SHWIBER
(getting desprate, emotional)
I may not be perfect, but I am
your father. You are the most
important thing to me in the
world.
NEIL
(yelling)
You don't act like it!
(he walks towards the door)
I-I'm not staying here anymore- I
can't! I'm going home!
Neil storms off and slams the door shut behind him. Dr.
Shwiber sighs and sits down on the couch. The bedroom door
opens and the women calls him name.
DR. SHWIBER
(distracted and upset)
not now Clare.
INT. BILL'S HOUSE - NIGHT
The door to Bill's house swings open and Niel storms in
followed by Bill and Sam. he walks over to the couch and
flops down.
NEIL
I told him I didn't want to stay
there and that I was going home. I
didn't even grab my stuff or
anything. What am I going to do
now?
SAM
well, don't you have stuff at your
mom's?
NEIL
I don't want to ACTUALLY go home-
I want him to just think I'm going
home.
BILL
Well you can stay here. My mom
won't mind and you can borrow my
clothes for school tomorrow.
NEIL
(eyeing Bill's outfit)
Your look is not exactly my
style..
(the sighs)
Thanks
SAM
Why don't you want to go home?
NEIL
Because, I would have to tell my
mom what happened, and that would
just upset her and make her sad. I
don't want to make things worse.
BILL
Neil, I mean really. I know it
sucks, but you don't want your mom
to be sad- you shouldn't want your
dad to be sad either.
NEIL
(defensive)
I don't!
BILL
Coach Fredricks makes my mom
happy. Maybe this lady makes your
dad happy.
NEIL
(shaking his head)
ew- I don't even want to hear
about it!
Door opens and Bill's mom walks in followed by fredircks
BILL'S MOM
(happy surprise)
Oh hi there!
BILL
mom, can Niel and Sam stay for
dinner? And can Niel stay the
night?
BILL'S MOM
(overwhelmed)
Oh well, um, yes of course, I
think I have enough chicken for
everyone. We will have to discuss
the sleepover with Niel's dad
though. It's a school night.
NEIL
(jumping in)
You can call him- I- I don't want to
BILL'S MOM
(ackward but nice)
um well then sure ok I'll give him a call
COACH
(waving to boys)
Hi boys, whats going on.
There is an ackward scilence as Bill's mom walks into the
kitchen and fredricks rests his hands on the couch. Finally
Sam speaks.
SAM
Not much. Just wondering if you
are going to make us run laps
tomorrow
(he lets out a small laugh)
COACH
(good natured)
Ah! We will see about that.
(to Bill)
Ready for the meet tomorrow? I was
looking over your times at
yesterdays practice and you are
improving every day, I think you
have a good chance of placing.
BILL
(nodding)
Me too.
COACH
(smiles)
Great! Thats what I like to hear.
Big meal tonight and then early to
bed so you are at your best
tomorrow. I better go help in the
kitchen before I get busted.
BILL'S MOM (os)
(yelling)
Honey, can you come peel the
potatos?
COACH
(yelling back)
coming!
(wispers to boys)
see?
Bill and Sam giggle as he dashes off
NEIL
What are you, best friends now?
BILL
(shurgs)
no! But I don't hate his guts
anymore
Niel looks thoughtful
LATER THAT NIGHT
Niel is in his pj's walking to the bathroom and stops
outside the bathroom door to watch the living room. It is
very late at night. Bill's mom and fredricks are sitting on
the couch with their backs to him watching carson and let
out a huge laugh. They laugh again and fredricks kisses
bills mom in a lighthearted way, quickly as they both are
laughing. As fredricks looks back at the screen and laughs
again, we see Bill's mom looking at him, she is blistfully
happy in love. Niel looks thoughtful again.
INT. DRAMA CLASS - DAY
Kim is not there but Julie is standing over Kim's desk
messing around with some papers on it. Julie looks over at
her friends who laugh. Kim is seen walking down the hallway
towards the room and Julie's friends whisper for her to hurry
and she scurries away, covering her laugher by covering her
mouth. She sits back down with her friends and they watch
Kim walk into the classroom and sits down. One of her
friends giggles and she harshy tells the girl to shut up.
She girl looks hurt.
KIM
(fake)
Hi Julie, ready for our scene?
JULIE
(sickly sweet)
you bet!
Her friends giggle
KIM
(sarcastic rolling her eyes)
alright
TEACHER
(loud)
Kim, Julie, lets go!
Kim ignores Julie and walks forward with her script. Julie
smirks at her friends and walks to the front of the room
TEACHER
aaaand scene!
KIM
(playing annie)
Gee, it's really big.
JULIE
(overacting, dramatic)
Benjamin, Benjamin, this is our
Christmas guest, Annie. Annie this
is Benjamin
KIM
Hello…Benjamin.
DRAMA DUDE
(bows)
hello
JULIE
May I take your coat?
KIM
Will I get it back?
JULIE
(takes coat)
Of course you will.
Julie gives pretend coat to drama geek who takes it and
walks off the stage.
JULIE
Now, what do you want to do first?
KIM
I'm hungry.Are sea gulls good
eatin'?
Julie just stares at her
KIM
(looking directly at Julie)
I'm hungry. Are sea gulls good eatin'?
Julie looks at her and shrugs. Kim rolls her eyes and looks
at the teacher who looks puzzled.
KIM
(mumbling quickly to Julie)
Very good. Better with feathers
off!
JULIE
(acting confused and annoyed)
what?
KIM
(sighs loudly)
If you would learn your lines
Julie you would know that you are
sopposed to say "Very good. Better
with feathers off!" and then I
say.
(looks at the script)
Here Nellie, take that down to the
cook and tell him to make me a sea
gull sandwich...
TEACHER
Kim, what are you doing, is this some sort of a joke?
some of the students laugh and Julie just stands there
KIM
The joke is that SHE doesn't know
her lines? I can't work with
someone who isn't prepared.
JULIE
I don't think I'm the one who isn't prepared.
KIM
OK- say your damn line!..."Very
good. Better with feathers off!"
The class giggles again
JULIE
(condescending crosses her arms)
Thats not my line.
Kim walks over to Julie and holds the script in front of Julie
KIM
(raising her voice, boiling with anger)
RIGHT HERE. It says
(to Julie but also to class)
ANNIE- Are sea gulls good eatin'?
SITTING BULL- With feathers off.
ANNIE-Here Nellie, take that down
to the cook...
(looking closer)
What? SITTING BULL? What?
Teacher walks to front of class and looks over Kim's
shoulder
TEACHER
(smiling and letting out a short laugh)
This isn't the script from "Annie", this is from "Annie get
your gun", The Rogers and Hammerstein musical!
The class laughs and Julie joins in. Kim goes from confused
to covering her embarrassment with
laughter.The Bell rings and the students scatter. Julie
gives Kim one last look before going to gather her things.
TEACHER
(yells over chatter)
Alright Alright, we will continue
tomorrow
(quietly to Kim)
can I see you after class
KIM
(staring at Julie walk out the door)
yeah
The wait for the last person to leave. Kim is gathering her
things and is very pissed off. Mrs. Losser walks to the door
and shuts it.
TEACHER
(sitting down)
Kim. Do you need me to tell you
again for serious these students
take drama?
KIM
(bitchy)
No- you don't
TEACHER
although I did find that little
prank slightly amusing, it again
shows me that you aren't taking
this seriously.
(pauses)
You have a talent like that I
haven't seen in years, and when
you are acting, it really seems
like you are enjoying yourself. I
don't want you to throw that all
away.
KIM
(jumping down her throat)
I didn't do it! I don't even know
what "Annie's gun" or whatever
this other play is- Julie and her
stupid friends must have messed
with my script pages-
(to herself)
I'll mess HER up.
TEACHER
(kind but stern)
well ok even if that was the case,
which I doubt. I would think that
you would be paying enough
attention and would have studied
the script enough that you would
be aware that what you were
looking at was not right.
KIM
but- Julie set me up, she thinks
I'm a loser who will flake out- no
talent- she just jealous!
TEACHER
Well, this sort of thing takes a
lot of commitment. And Julie is
VERY commited.
KIM
(standing)
This is total crap! I don't need
this, forget your lame ass
play-you can give Julie the lead
now, beacause I quit!
She starts to walk away
TEACHER
(calling after her)
Why do you do something else for a
change and NOT give up. Prove
Julie wrong!
Kim pauses and looks back at Mrs. Losser for a second. She
hit an emotional nerve. She looks like she might cry. Just
just as quick she hardens, turns back around and stomps out
the door.
INT. HALLWAY - DAY
Lindsay and Amy are in the hallway after school talking, Ken
and Daniel approch them
AMY
Hey
KEN
What are you guys doing?
LINDSAY
We were just watching studying for
our spanish test tomorrow
DANIEL
Yeah? Feliz Navidad. Have no idea what that means.
AMY
(deadpan)
That means marry christmas loser
KEN
Yeah, thats why you always see it
written on ornatments or in lights
or christmas trees?
Daniel laughs
DANIEL
Me casa is Su Casa- it's on my welcome mat
LINDSAY
My house is your house?
KEN
(interputing)
You guys want to go get something
to eat? I'm starving!
AMY
(leans into ken)
I could go for some Rams Horn
DANIEL
Yeah, me to
They start to walk down the hallway towards the exit. Amy
and Ken start talking amoungst themselves, they are holding
hands. They walk though the doors into the parking lot.
DANIEL
I'll drive-
(pointing at amy and ken)
Just don't make out all over my
back seat. Its gross.
AMY
Ha! Like you are one to talk. You
and Kim would practicly put on sex
shows for us!
DANIEL
no way, your crazy!
Lindsay starts to walk in the other direction, Daniel
notices and turns around
DANIEL
Hey! Where are you going?
LINDSAY
home
AMY
I thought you were coming with us?
LINDSAY
no, I'm not hungry really.
AMY
OK- see you tomorrow
LINDSAY
(waves)
bye guys
Lindsay continues to walk away, but then quickly turns
around
LINDSAY
Hey Amy! Don't forget to call me
tonight about the test.
AMY
(turning around)
Oh yeah, ok I'll call you! Bye!
LINDSAY
bye!
Lindsay turns back around and continues to walk away. They
get to Daniels car and it is clear he is distracted. He
opens the car door
KEN
What crawled up your butt?
DANIEL
(brushes it off)
Nothing!
INT. DANIELS ROOM - NIGHT
Daniels room looks like the typical teenage bedroom, just
dingier. Ther are car and girl posters everywhere, an
ashtray that hasn't been cleaned out in forever, comic books
and clothes everywhere, his bed is a mess. He storms though
the door, and starts looking all over for something.
Under a pile of clothes on his bed, he finds "Catcher in the
Rye". He stares at it for a second before pacing the room a
few times. He opens the book, reads for a second, then
shuffles forward a bunch of pages, indicating that there is
so much more to read. He puts the book down and
looks at the clock. He rolls streches. He rubs
his eyes hard and walks over to his desk, where he lights a
cig . He paces the room again and then sits down on the
floor, his back aganist the bed and opens the book and
starts to read..
FADE OUT FADE IN
Daniel is still on the floor, he puts his cig out in an
ashtray of about 5 or 6 fresh cigs. He is really into the
book, reading intently
INT. CLASSROOM - DAY
English class, teacher is talking, Daniels seat is empty.
MR MEAD
So what do you guys think the red
hunting hant represents?
A student answers the question as Daniel slips in though the
back door and slides into his seat. Lindsay turns around at
the noise of him entering, but turns back around when she
sees who it is.
MR MEAD
Mr. Desario, you are late. Class
started 15 minutes ago.
DANIEL
Yeah? Well at least I'm here!
a few students laugh. Mr. Mead sighs. He is exhausted. He
ignores Daniel and continutes on.
MR MEAD
So it's this phonieness, of the
adult world, that has holden so
angry, so offended. He doesn't
want to grow up bc he doesn't want
to become one of these phoney
people. Can someone give me an
example of a one of these people?
a few hands shoot into the air, Lindsay is one of them.
Daniel thorws his hand up before he knows what he is doing.
MR MEAD
(more curious then shocked)
Desario?
DANIEL
His brother, that guy, what was
his name?
MR MEAD
D.B.?
DANIEL
Yeah, D.B. He sold out for
hollywood. He was a great writer
but now only cares about money,
and girls and cars or whatever.
MR MEAD
(surprised)
Yes, Holden seems to be offended
by DB's lifestyle. Now comparing
that to how he feels about his
little sister, Phoebe. To him, she
is pure and innocent, why?
LINDSAY
(throws her hand in the air)
Because she is a child. She can't
be phoney, I mean- she hasn't
grown up yet.
DANIEL
(just talking to the teacher)
But everyone isn't a phoney, they
just aren't kids anymore.
MR MEAD
Thats just Holdens point of view.
He doesn't see the adult world
like that- like most of us do.
DANIEL
(not raising his hand or anything)
But he's a hypocrite
Lindsay turns around in her seat and Mr. Mead nods
MR MEAD
He is Daniel, thats right. How?
DANIEL
He lies to everyone. Sometimes for
no reason at all, for like fun or
somethin'. He is doing what he is
accusing everyone else of doing.
He's being phoney or whatever.
MR MEAD
exactly!
DANIEL
Right! And he knows is adult enough to realize what he is doing
but to much of a child to care or try to stop.
Lindsay fully turns around in her seat to stare at Daniel.
She is in shock with the rest of the class. Mr. Mead is just
getting more and more excited.
MR MEAD
Great Daniel! Now lets move on to
another big theme, death.
Mr. Mead continutes talking to the class. Lindsay is still
staring at Daniel is disbelief. He smirks and acts like this
is all normal for him.
DANIEL
(defensive to lindsays stare and trying to contain his glee)
What?
INT. HALLWAY - DAY
Sam, Stacey, Bill, and Niel are talking by two double doors
The constrution workers are working on. Niel is wearing a button down
that is clearly Bill's shirt. It is too long in the sleeves
and hits Neil mid-thigh.
STACEY
Bill, I heard you have your first
meet today, are you excited. Sam
and I are going to come watch you.
What about you Neil?
BILL
(modest)
Thanks
NEIL
(shrugs)
Yeah, sure
STACEY
(looking at Niel's clothes)
You look different today
SAM
(laughing)
Thats because he is wearing Bill's shirt!
NEIL
(mean to Bill)
You dress like a geek.
BILL
At least I don't come to school dressed like Mr.Rogers!
NEIL
You have no idea of what fashion is- I dress myself well.
BILL
(snorting)
right.
SAM
Alright you guys, stop. Neil,
since you won't go home, you don't
have a choice. Bill is helping you
out, so shut up and leave him
alone.
NEIL
(pissed)
fine.
(annoyed but sincere)
I'm sorry
He turns towards the double doors and walks though them into
the stairwell. Bill, Sam, and Stacey look at each other.
STACEY
I don't understand what happened?
SAM
I should go talk to him
Sam walks though the doors and calls for Neil. Bill looks at Stacey
BILL
Yesterday we went to Neil's dad's
after school, and there was some
woman there- in his dad's bedroom.
STACEY
(gasps)
Oh no- poor Neil
Camera shifts to Lindsay and Kim walking down the hallway.
KIM
Lindsay, Daniel has never read a book in his life!
LINDSAY
I mean how did he know all that then, I mean really?
KIM
I don't know, maybe he guessed?
Maybe he overheard some geeks
talking!
They walk into the bathroom. Julie and her little friends
are in there talking. Kim stops in her tracks.
JULIE
(to one of her friends)
It's not that you a bad singer
Tina, it's just that I have
professional training, I mean I
have a much bigger range then you.
Tina looks sad. Julie looks up and sees Kim and Lindsay standing there.
JULIE
So I heard you quit the musical
Kim, looks like I will be playing
Annie after all. Thankfully I had
all her lines printed in the copy
room a week ago. I mean, I knew
this would happen.
KIM
(threatening)
I didn't quit!
JULIE
Thats what Marcy Tibbons said, and
she was standing right outside the
room when you said it.
KIM
Well Marcy heard wrong, bc I'm not
quitting.
JULIE
(staring to walk away)
my mistake. After yesterday's
mishap, I figured you couldn't
handle the pressure, or Mrs. Losser
didn't think you could.
KIM
(getting in her face)
Sweetheart, this little drama show
is the least of my pressures. But
you are about to feel some of your
own pressure if you keep trying to
sabotage me.
JULIE
(shaking but keeping steady with Kim)
I think I'll hold on to those
pages just in case.
Kim stares her down as Julie and her friends walk away.
LINDSAY
(laughing and shocked)
My god Kim- what was that??
KIM
(sighs)
relax
Kim starts pacing
LINDSAY
(shock)
Kim, are you actually scared of
Julie Arst?
It all comes spilling out of her, like she has been holding
this in forever.
KIM
(talking fast)
I'm not afraid, I know I can kick
her ass. But you don't understand,
whatever I do, this bitch is one
step ahead of me. I always look
bad in front of the cast, the teacher
I can't let her win.
Lindsay laughs, and quickly turns around when she notices
Kim is offended.
KIM
(harsh)
What?
LINDSAY
It's just funny, that you are
commited to staying involved in a
school activity.. only to spite
someone.
Still laughing
LINDSAY
You can't quit, you can't beat
Julie up or you will get kicked
out and she will still win, This
is quite a dilemma.
KIM
(upset)
This isn't funny, I'm serious- you
are right- what should I do??
LINDSAY
(laughter fading)
ok well I guess you have no choice
but to stay in it and do your
best.
KIM
(sarcastic)
Thats great advice
two girls walk into the bathroom and are primping in the
mirror, Lindsay and Kim ignore them.
LINDSAY
OK then just be really really mean to her!
KIM
(annoyed)
Aren't I always? to everyone?
LINDSAY
(exasperated)
I don't know, Kim, kill her and
dump the body in Lake Michigan!
Two two girls look at Lindsay like she is crazy in the
mirror and Lindsay looks embarrased. Kim isn't paying
attention.
KIM
(to herself)
not a bad idea
INT. SCHOOL LIBRARY - DAY
Lindsay and Daniel are sitting in the library at school,
there are papers all around them. Daniel has his feet up on
the table, chewing on a pencil, reading. Linsday is looking
at flashcards
LINDSAY
(looking up)
Did you get to question seven yet
He hands over piece of notebook paper without even looking up.
Lindsay takes it and turns it around in her hand.
LINDSAY
(laughs)
You write like a three year old
DANIEL
(looking up)
what?
LINDSAY
(showing him the paper)
I can't read this!
DANIEL
(grabbing the paper away)
what are you talkin about? Number
seven is negitive two.
LINDSAY
(leans in to look at paper)
wow. I would have never have
guessed that.
Daniel makes a face
LINDSAY
it doesn't matter anyway, the
answer isn't negitive 2.
DANIEL
It isn't?
LINDSAY
no.
Daniel sighs and tosses the paper on to the table
DANIEL
what is the answer then?
Lindsay stands up
LINDSAY
I'm going to the bathroom, I'll
show you when I get back
DANIEL
(sarcastic)
can't wait
Lindsay rolls her eyes and walks away. Suddenly Nick and Ken
dash up to the table
KEN
What the hell are you doing?
DANIEL
Studying
NICK
with lindsay?
DANIEL
Yeah
NICK
We were going go shoot some hoops,
are you coming?
KEN
Meaning we are going to get really
stoned, go down to the park, and
Nick here is going to throw a
basketball directly at my head.
NICK
Come on man, that was one time!
KEN
Does my head look like a
basketball hoop to you?
Someone shushes them and Ken and Nick start to laugh. Daniel
rolls his eyes.
NICK
(wispering, to Daniel)
Come on!
DANIEL
I can't
KEN
Please tell me you guys are doing
more then studying- otherwise I
just don't get it.
NICK
(looking from Ken to Daniel)
no, hes not, Lindsays just helping
him
KEN
no, he trying to get into her
pants, why else would anyone go
though this?
DANIEL
(smirks)
She's helping me
KEN
Helping you take off her pants
Ken and Daniel laugh as Lindsay approaches
LINDSAY
Hey, whats goin on?
NICK
Hey Lindsay
KEN
(turning around)
We were just going
Ken pushes Nick and they walk out of the Libary
LINDSAY
(sitting down)
I've had enough for today, do you
want to go hang out or something?
I don't have to be home for
another hour.
DANIEL
(smiles and glaces where Nick and Ken just exited)
I don't know, we still have a lot of work to do.
LINDSAY
(getting serious and opening a book)
no, you are right...
DANIEL
(content)
Lindsay, I was kidding- lets go
INT. NIELS DADS HOUSE - NIGHT
Dr.Schwiber is sitting watching tv and drinking a scotch
when Neill enters, dressed in Bill's clothing. He looks nervous. Dr. Schwiber
turns off the tv and looks at Neil.
DR. SHWIBER
Hi Son
NEIL
(looking down quiet)
hi
DR. SHWIBER
Why don't you come sit down and
talk to me.
He watches as Neil puts his school bag down and sits on the couch
DR. SHWIBER
Did you have a good day at school
today? Did Bill's mom take care of
you ok? I missed you.
NEIL
It was ok
DR. SHWIBER
(sighs and pauses)
Niel listen-
NEIL
It's fine
DR. SHWIBER
No, it's not. I'm really really
sorry. You were right, this was
supposed to be about us- I
shouldn't have Clare over when you
are around. I know it's a lot to
handle, to process.
NEIL
Dad, I can handle it
DR. SHWIBER
(insisting)
Neil, I know this upsets you.
NEIL
It would upset anyone! I mean who
wouldn't be upset to see their dad
having- doing...
(pauses)
I'm not a child anymore, I know
you and mom are going to move on-
see other people. You shielded me
when you where having problems,
you shielded me all though this
separation. I deserve honesty. I'm
not a baby, I can handle it.
DR. SHWIBER
(nodding)
You are a grown man, you CAN
handle it, and I'm sorry.
NEIL
so then tell me the truth about
Clare- who is she?
DR. SHWIBER
You want honesty..
NEIL
Yes dad, just tell me.
DR. SHWIBER
Clare is a woman I have been
seeing. We have known each other
about three months. I don't think
you have meet her, but she is a
receptionist at my office.
NEIL
(swallows hard)
at your office?
DR. SHWIBER
It's not what you may think, we
got to know each other way before
we um- well you know- before we
were spending time alone.
NEIL
(thinking hard)
but three months ago you were
still at home.
(feeling upset)
The whole family went to the the
Rosenberg bar mitzvah together!
DR. SHWIBER
I know it's hard to understand
NEIL
(realizing)
Is this why you guys are getting a
divorce? The fight you had in the
garage that one time, it was about
Clare!
DR. SHWIBER
It wasn't about Clare, it was
about what Clare represents!
NEIL
(mad)
She represents you cheating on
mom!
DR. SHWIBER
(matter of fact)
Neil, your mother told me how you
found the garage door opener last
year. This has been going for
longer then you realize. Your mom
too- I mean, we have been living
separate lives for a while now.
NEIL
(desperate)
But you were trying to work things
out- and you could have. But then
Clare came along and she- she
(boiling)
She broke up your marriage!
DR. SHWIBER
(stern)
Neil, listen to me- she did NOT
break up our marriage. Your mother
and I- by that point- things were
over between us. We were over and
we both knew it.
(sighs)
You wanted me to be honest-
NEIL
(emotionless)
I did.
DR. SHWIBER
There you go- I'm sorry things
didn't work out kid, I really am.
I wanted them too so badly.
NEIL
(starts to cry a little)
me too
They look at each other.
NEIL
I don't want you to be alone
either dad. I mean if Clare
makes you happy, then good.
DR. SHWIBER
(touched)
really?
Niel nods
INT. SCHOOL - DAY
Lindsay is walking down the stairs in thought. No one is
around, it's pretty quiet. At the bottom of the stairs, she
is grabbed and pulled under the stairs. She lets out small
yelp but starts laughing when she realizes it's Daniel.
LINDSAY
oh my god what are you doing here?
DANIEL
(laughing)
looking for you! Where were you?
This school is creepy when no one
is around!
He takes her hand and leads her into the hallway.She is
laughing but looking every which way to see if anyone sees
them.
LINDSAY
where are we going?
DANIEL
(looking back)
Lets get out of here
Lindsay pulls her hand away and puts it in her jacket pocket
LINDSAY
Where are we going!
DANIEL
(leaning in flirting)
come on lindsay, it's a surpise..
LINDSAY
(pauses)
alright alright, lets go.
She giggles as he pushes the door open and follows him out
the door as Sarah and Nick walk by
SARAH
Was that Lindsey and Daniel?
NICK
(shrugs)
I don't know, yeah I think so
SARAH
Were they holding hands?
NICK
(shocked)
what? no
(laughs)
I don't think so
SARAH
no, they were holding hands, Nick,
I saw it. I told you something was
going on.
NICK
(getting angry)
I told you nothing is going on
with Lindsay and Daniel. Thats
crazy. Lindsay is helping him
study, Daniel asked if they could
go to my house! I don't know why
you keep bringing it up, you are
acting crazy!
SARAH
I'm the one acting crazy? Me? Why
can't they go to one of their
houses to study!
NICK
I don't know! They needed a VCR or
something.I'm helping my friends,
why do you care?
SARAH
You are so defensive about this!
Its not like I care what they do.
NICK
I'm not being defensive,Why do YOU
keep talking about it? Why do you
hate her so much?
SARAH
(to herself)
oh my god
(to nick)
oh my god, you are jealous. You
are totaly still in love with her!
NICK
(self concious)
what? No! What are you talking
about, I'm not! It doesn't matter
anyway bc it's not true.
SARAH
(raising her voice)
I JUST saw them!
NICK
(starting to panic)
You didn't see anything. I mean,
even if you did, I'm sure it
wasn't what it looked like.
SARAH
(shaking her head dissapointed)
This is too wierd
NICK
(desprate)
What do you mean?
SARAH
(matter of fact)
I don't feel like having you over
today, I'm going home.
she turns and walks away
NICK
wait, no! I'm sorry! Sarah!
INT. CLASSROOM - DAY
Drama club. Kim and Julie are standing in the front of the
room with the chours and the teacher trying to block off
steps for a dance number. The piano is playing and the
teacher is singing lyrics, while Kim, Julie and chours block
out their steps.
TEACHER
(half singing half talking)
The swimming pool is da da da- and
left turn around cross back
to the right and come around..the
tennis court is in the rear...stop
and turn to the left.
Kim and Julie are having trouble following directions, they
keep bumping into each other. The music stops.
TEACHER
(annoyed)
no no no no Billy stop the music,
we gotta start over, everyone stop.
Everyone stops moving and looks up at her. Kim is super
pissed and Julie is frustrated, she looks like she is going
to cry
TEACHER
(shakes her head)
Kim, Julie - what is going on?
JULIE
Kim ran into me on purpose!
KIM
(gasps)
Um no twinkle toes I was following
YOU like you said.You literality
don't know your left from your
right.
JULIE
At least I'm not so burnt out that
I forgot the steps I learned 5
minutes ago!
TEACHER
(quietly)
I can't take this anymore
JULIE
(sweetly)
is something wrong miss losser?
KIM
(mocking her)
Oh come on! You are a
piece of work.
TEACHER
The constant bickering, fighting
everything. You two need to grow
up and learn to get along.
JULIE
But Kim said-
TEACHER
I don't care what Kim said- I'm
sick of this, and the rest of the
production is sick of this- work
it out.
(pointing to the door)
Go in the hallway, work together,
and don't come back until you have
fixed the dance.
They look at her for a second and then trudge into the hallway
HALLWAY
JULIE
It's unbelievable what you have
gotten away with. I can't wait
until everyone sees what a fraud
you are.
KIM
(deadpan)
I'm not a fraud
JULIE
(laughs condescending)
We will see about that.
Kim turns and looks at Julie and takes a deep breath
KIM
I know you don't like that I'm
here, you were the princess of
drama club, then some freak chick
comes along and takes the lead
away from you- I get that. I've
even been there.
They start to walk down the deserted hallway together
JULIE
(sarcastic)
you have
KIM
Yeah- this girl- I mean she
started hangning out with me and
my friends and she like came from
no where, and I wasn't the center
of attention anymore- but now we
are best friends.
Julie gives her a look of horror
KIM
(laughs)
oh, don't worry we will never be
best friends. I'm just saying all
these little games and fighting
isn't going to help me or you or
the production, so Mrs. Losser is
right, we should learn to get
along... for the show.
JULIE
(non committal)
Yeah, I mean I think you are a
total freak-
KIM
(emotionless)
and you a huge loser
JULIE
whatever- but we can call a truce-
we don't have to like each other,
we just have to work together.
They come close to the double doors and Kim stops in front
of them. Julie faces her.
KIM
(putting out her hand)
truce?
As Julie pulls out her hand, Kim violently pushes her though
the double doors. As Julie stumbles and falls to the floor
on the other side, Kim quickly pulls away a heavy cement
block that was keeping the door open.
IN THE STAIRWELL
Julie gets up furious, she runs to the door and tries to
push it open, it doesn't budge. She can see Kim placing the
cememt block on the floor.
JULIE
(yelling)
Hey! Kim! What do you think you are doing?
Kim's furious face appears in the window
KIM
(yelling)
locking you in the stairwell
JULIE
(yelling)
you are crazy
(knocking on the door)
HELP! SOMEONE! HELP!
HALLWAY
KIM
(yelling)
shut up, no one is coming. I
locked you in there because I need
to tell you something and you need
to listen.
Julie looks frightened for the first time
KIM
(evil)
I have played nice for way to
long. I see what you do to other
people, you are trying
to sabotage us- You have been
trying to sabotage me!
JULIE
(scared, but still strong)
I didn't exactly try to hide it
KIM
oh, your not hiding anything from
me- But what about Mrs. Losser?
You want her to think you are the
perfect student and I'm an idiot.
Julie rolls her eyes
JULIE
She already does, everyone does!
KIM
Obviously not, because I'm still
here. I still have the lead! And no
matter what you do, I'm not going
away.
(pauses honest but being a bitch)
What you don't get is that I don't
give a rats ass what anyone thinks
of me. All I know is that I love
what I am doing and I'm good at
it.
JULIE
(proud)
I'm the most talented actor in
this school, eveyone knows it!
KIM
(dismissive)
Good for you. I don't care.
(pauses)
You and I both know I could kick your ass.
(quiet insanity)
Or, I could bring along some
friends,and we could beat you to a
bloody pulp and throw your body in
the lake.
JULIE
(astounded)
you are insane
Kim slams on the door and Julie flinches
KIM
so?
(almost pressing her face to the glass)
You started this Julie-
it's really simple. You leave me
alone, I'll leave you alone.
they stare at each other, Julie is shaking
JULIE
(sudden yelling it out)
FINE!
KIM
(casual)
So no one needs to know how you
messed up my script pages, or told Billy to play that
number in a different key..
JULIE
(gasps)
How did you know about that?
KIM
(intimidating)
Don't under estimate me. And if you tell anyone I locked you in here?
I promise you will wish you hadent.
JULIE
(freaked)
You mean you aren't letting me out?
KIM
(matter of fact)
Nope. I figure you may want to think about things for a while.
Julie's face falls
KIM
I'm going back to practice. I'm
just going to tell Ms. Losser you
went home. I'm sure the night
janitor will find you.
JULIE
no wait Kim, I'm sorry, you are
right, just let me out!!
Kim waves and smiles and trudges down the hallway, back to
class, grinning.
INT. NICK'S BASEMENT - NIGHT
Daniel comes down the stairs, followed by lindsay
LINDSAY
Daniel, I told you I have
homework, I gotta go to the
libaray and watch that Hamlet
movie. I can't sit around and hang out.
DANIEL
Hang on a second, will ya?
They get to the bottom of the stairs and Daniel turns the
light on. There is a small tv and huge vcr on the floor in
front of the couch. No one else is in the room.
DANIEL
see? I asked Nick and he said we
could watch it here.
LINDSAY
(unsure)
what about Nick's dad? Hes kind of of
(wispers)
hes a little physco
DANIEL
He won't be home until six, and
Nick is at Sarahs
(sits on the couch)
we have the place to ourselves.
Plus I can't watch this thing by
myself, I'll never understand it.
LINDSAY
(rolls her eyes)
We need to actually HAVE the
movie...
Daniel pulls the tape out of his pocket and holds it up like a prize.
LINDSAY
Did you steal that from the library?
l
DANIEL
(smiles)
maybe
LINDSAY
(throws her hands up)
My god.
DANIEL
(stands up)
relax.
(gestures to couch)
sit down, I'll set it up.
LINDSAY
(crosses her arms)
fine.
Daniel walks over to the VCR and starts fiddling with it
TIME PASSING
Lindsay and Daniel are sitting on the couch with the lights
off watching the movie. Lindsay is fixed on the screen, but
Daniel is bored, his eyes looking all over the place,
streching and finally looking at Lindsay.
DANIEL
OK this blows
LINDSAY
(sighs)
It's kind of slow.
DANIEL
slow? I'm growin old here!
LINDSAY
It's shakesphere, what did you expect
DANIEL
I don't know, maybe a little more
action, a sex scene or two- not
one between the guy and his
mother! what kind of freaks are
these people?
LINDSAY
They don't really want to have sex
with each other. It's just an
example of the oedipus complex.
DANIEL
Whats that?
LINDSAY
(as if everyone knows this)
You know, Freuds theroy that all
men want to kill their fathers and
sleep with their mothers.
DANIEL
(grossed out)
what? no! Hamlet really wants to
get down with his mom? His dad's
already dead. He's messed up. And
also pretty stupid.
LINDSAY
(agreeing)
yeah
DANIEL
He won't stop whining about his
terrible life. He is PRINCE!
LINDSAY
Thats the point kind of, I mean,
he is bratty, dramatic, vain...
DANIEL
hmmmm sounds like someone I
know...
LINDSAY
shut up
She hits him
TIME PASSES
Lindsay is half asleep laying on the couch. Her feet are
near daniels lap.
DANIEL
Everyone is dead!
(pointing at the screen)
Who are they?
LINDSAY
(bored and tired)
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
DANIEL
(confused)
Rosen-WHO?
Lindsay closes her eyes, drifting off
DANIEL
Who?
He looks at her and sees she is sleeping and gets a devilish
grin on his face. he stares at her feet and suddenly
pounces, tickeling her feet like mad, she wakes up and
screams, laughing hysterically.
LINDSAY
Daniel no!
DANIEL
(laughing)
Oh looks whos awake now!
Lindsay sheriks and rolls to the floor.
She settles down in front of the couch. Rolling her eyes she
sighs
LINDSAY
your so immature!
He adjusts himself so he is sitting closer to her. THeir
shoulders are touching.
DANIEL
Ah! admidt it, the movie sucks
LINDSAY
The movie sucks. Lets go do
something else.
DANIEL
(serious now)
I thought you only wanted to study with me.
LINDSAY
I do!
DANIEL
So whats wrong with having a little fun?
He turns and leans in close to her face. She stares back
LINDSAY
(eyes wide)
what are you doing?
DANIEL
(his lips are inches from hers)
nothing
He kisses her softly for a moment. Then suddenly she gasps
and pulls back, hitting her head on the coffee table.
LINDSAY
(covering her head)
OWWW! OH no no no no no!
Daniel rushes over to her as she lays down on the floor,
putting his hands on her head where she hit the table
LINDSAY
OW!
DANIEL
Are you ok?
LINDSAY
(yelling)
don't touch it Daniel!
DANIEL
I'm sorry!
LINDSAY
no no no no no- this is YOUR fault
DANIEL
(throws his hands up)
this again!
LINDSAY
what?
DANIEL
You always blame everything on ME! Just forget it.
LINDSAY
(calming down, still confused)
forget what?
DANIEL
(sighs and lays down next to her)
nothin'
LINDSAY
(closing her eyes)
what are you talking about
DANIEL
(his anger is gone)
somehow, you manage to turn me
into this sensitive, emotional,
pile of mushy crap.
LINDSAY
(opens her eyes)
me?
DANIEL
(embarrased)
You know I don't really like to
talk about stuff-
LINDSAY
yeah
DANIEL
(self concious)
I just wanted to say thanks
LINDSAY
for what?
DANIEL
(pauses, more serious now)
You did stuff for me no one else
has ever done.
LINDSAY
(genuine)
I did?
DANIEL
Do you know how it feels to walk
into english class and not feel
embarrased or like the stupidest
person alive?
He clears his throat and swallows hard. He isn't looking at her
DANIEL
Kim always had to point out
everthing I wasn't
LINDSAY
(shrugging)
Thats just Kim
DANIEL
Yeah, but you are different. You
make me WANT to be better.
LINDSAY
(alarmed)
um I- well I mean I was just..
DANIEL
When we kissed that one time - I didn't expect it. It was
like an impulse I couldn't control. Afterwards, I couldn't
stop thinking about it. It's all I can think of right now.
Lindsay is flattered but mostly embarrassed. He is looking at her intense,
expecting her to say something. She relaxes and sighs heavily.
LINDSAY
I have been spending a lot of time trying really hard NOT to think about it.
It's just not right, Kim is my best friend.
DANIEL
(he smirks)
Lindsay, don't you ever just want to have fun, and screw the rest of it?
He gives her a huge smile. She looks at him for a minute innocently but
suddenly pounces on him. He is briefly taken aback but is in the moment in no time.
The kissing turns passionate and soon he is on top of her, they are making out wildly,
in a way much more intense then before.The camera pans away from them rolling around on the floor.