Pacifica was happy after she had finished a great golf game. She went home only to realize that the family heirloom was missing.
"Mom, dad. The heirloom is missing."
"The heirloom?!" Her mom yelled.
"Yes. I think we left it at the golf course." Pacifica said.
"Yes, of course, the golf course."
"We have to get it. If we don't, we'll lose all fortune!"
"Baby dear, be calm. Just go and get it."
"Fine, if you say so."
She went to the golf course where she bumped into Dipper.
"Hey, watch where you're going!"
"Sorry."
"It's fine, I really like you."
"I really like you too."
Wendy watched as the two 12 years olds talked with each other. She smirked.
"Wendy! Help me find the heirloom!" Pacifica yelled.
"I will not! I have important things to do!"
"Wendy, I know that's an excuse."
"No really. I have to get the pay-"
"Wendy! If you don't help me find my heirloom, I will tell your parents what happened on Halloween!"
"No! I can't let them find out! Fine, I'll help you find your stupid heirloom."
They went to find it. After a few good minutes, they found it. And before anyone could break it.
Pacifica went home knowing everything's okay. However, a sneaky man came in and knocked Pacifica in the head.
He did the same thing with Dipper. He took off their clothes and dragged them to the castle at the golf course.
The next morning, Dipper and Pacifica woke up and found each other, in their birthday suits. They screamed.
"Oh my gosh!" Dipper yelled.
"Oh my gosh!" Pacifica yelled.
"What happened?"
"I don't know. All I can remember was being knocked in the head so hard."
"We have to find some clothes. We can't be Adam and Eve."
"Or those animals on TV. Let's go."
But they then realized people were there and there were the cops. They decided to sneak away.
"There are people here." Pacifica said.
"I knew that there were- ha! You don't have boobs yet!"
"Be quiet. You have a small ding-dong."
Dipper's face turned red. They continued to insult each other's bodies.
They both had a fight and accidentally destroyed the castle. They had to flee.
"Pacifica, we cannot run like this for long."
"You're right. The cops are after us!"
"You kids! Stop!" Blubs yelled.
"Yeah! Stop or we have to handcuff you two!" Durland yelled.
"Get in the car!" Mabel yelled as Stan was driving his car.
Dipper and Pacifica jumped into the car, hoping that they lost the cops.
"Phew, we're safe." Dipper said.
"Thank goodness." Pacifica said.
That was when some people in their cars saw Dipper and Pacifica.
"Oh my gosh!" yelled a woman.
"They're hideous!" yelled a man. People started wolf-whistling.
"Why don't you take a picture? It lasts longer." Dipper said sternly. People started taking pictures. "Opps."
"Awww, what happened to Picture Day?" Pacifica said. Both of them shrugged their shoulders.
And they waved.
The next day, their picture was in the newspaper. They had black censors over their *ahem* forbidden parts.
Soos and Robbie saw the picture and said "Wow." Pacifica took the newspaper.
"I don't want you two reading those scandals." She said.
"Uhhh...we were really looking for the comics." Robbie said.
"Yeah, those things are great to read." Soos said.
"Listen, uhhh...Dipper and I... had a little fight."
"Sorry, Pacifica for getting us into trouble." Dipper said.
"So both of us had a crazy naked adventure."
"A scary one. But we never intended to end like that, with thousands of people staring at our bodies."
"All those eyes just ogling and ogling at us."
They both looked at each other.
"Pacifica, will you ever forgive me?!" Dipper said.
"Yes, thank you for being willing to sacrifice your dignity for me."
"You're welcome," He noticed Mabel staring at him. "What, Mabel?"
"Hey, Dipper, did you...you know, enjoy seeing her naked?" Mabel asked.
"Mabel," Dipper said blushing. "That is a rather personal question. No."
"Jeez, I was just asking." She left the room.
"I knew this would happen. Ha ha." Wendy said.
"Be quiet," Dipper said. "But I will tell the truth, I did enjoy seeing Pacifica naked."
"I knew that. I enjoyed seeing you naked too." Pacifica said.
"See you later." Dipper said.
"Goodbye." Pacifica said leaving.
"Woah, dude. The pictures were sent online." Wendy told Dipper.
"Delete them."
Wendy deleted them and they all went back to the golf course. Where this all started.