This story is dedicated to my message board pals, and Chelsea the 12 year old Roman Dirge progidy child who just knows..things. I am sure I will be recieving many a flame after they have all read this stupid story.
If you don't like me, then FLEE!!! FLEE AS FAST AS YOUR STUBBY MEAT POSTS WILL CARRY YOU!!!@_@
Dusk was settling over Nowhere. The calender says Friday 13 and Courage is settled on Muriel's lap trembling fearing many an evil prescense as usual. Eustace and Muriel watch TV. Mureil sips her cup of tea daintily.
It is storming like heck outside. A large bolt of lightning cracks outside-"EEEeee!!"screams Courage.
"OOh there there Courage." comforts Muriel.*CRASH!*
"EEE!"
"Oh my. This storm is fit to wake the dead-
*CRASH!!*Courage trembles. "there's something wrong here.."
Suddenly COurage catches a glimpse of a smoky grey figure of a lady hovering over the stairs.
She winks at him and snaps her fingers and dissolves away.O___O.."AAAAAAAooo.."
"Blah blah blah," grumbles Eustace. "stupid storm scared dog..*CRASH*
The lights fizzle on and off, and eventually go out with a 'PBBT' sound.
*CRASH* Courage shrieks."AAAUGH!"
Eustace screams too-
"AAAAAAAUGGHHH..DURN TV WENT OUT!"
*Mureil turns the lights back on. Eustace is sobbing over the dead TV set.*
"Oh my. Well, we'll just hafta make do without any television till an eletrician gets here."mutters Mureil.
"But-...But I'll miss my show! Its almost 9:30! WAH!"whines Eustace. "NO! I'm gonna go an' fix it meself-
Courage's teeth chatter and he glances at the storm through the window-
A lightning bolt suddenly lights up a silhouette of a figure-
"O.O ooooo.."
*CRASH* -a girl with messy bloodstained blonde hair, in trenchcoat, with a sadistic gleam in her eyes, and a very displeased frown holding a large bloodswathed butcher knife-
and a dead rotting cat corpse. *cue Rameses theme* ___O
"O_O...AAAAAAHHH!"
"What is it Courage?" asks Mureil in a gasp.
"OODABBA! OOGY BA BA BA BA BA DOOBOO BABABA RRRg-*turns into a Serpent monster, then into a 3 headed dog, and then a big raven with fanged teeth and yellow eyes in a hopeless charade to try and warn them of danger *-MMMmmm.."he whines.
"..Stupid dog-" snaps Eustace."BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!*pulls out tiki mask*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
*Kicks Courage out into the rainstorm and slams the door. Eustace cackles from inside. COurage frantically scratches the door and moans.*
"Ooooooh.."
"Hehehe! AN' STAY THERE! HAHAHA!" Eustcae begins taking the Tv apart.
Courage moans and holds his head. "WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO-...
He suddenly hears something.
"..Music? ~_'"
Pan pipes are playing softly. Someone silhouetted is leaning against the chimney, and is playing them.
"huh? ~_'"
Couarage takes a hard look at the figure. The music stops-Courages eyes widen in shock-*FLASH*The stranger has meduim neon green hair up in large ringlets, and is wearing a black tshirt and enormous baggy jeans. The shirt has a pentagramn on it in shiny orange.*GRIN*
"ITSVERYRUDETOSTARE!"she says.
"O_O..."
"My name is Christi Elhassen Morelei."
"~_'..HUH?"
"Who may YOU be you adorable little rude thing you? *Grins and licks lips, and reveals two vampire fangs*"
"O_____OEeeeee!"
"Its veryyyy RUDE to STARE." *plays an eerie triumphant string of notes*
"AAAAAA!":O Courage runs through a wall in the farmhouse leaving a dog shaped hole.
The figure whimpers. "HOW RUDE! Now dat wasn't very polite..:("
Inside-
"HEY! I THOUGHT I TOLD U NOT TO COME IN THA HOUSE!" snaps Eustace.
"EEEK! BABABAA-
"GED AWAY FROM ME!"
"AAAAAooo.. but but but-
"Now EUstace, it's awfully cruel to leave the poor thing all alone in the rain-"says the ever-merciful Muriel.
"YEAH! I KNOW!*Mureil whaps Eustace with a rolling pin* YEOW! HEY! WhatdidIdo!! Awright awright-
*kicks Courage into the bathroom and locks the door.*
"AN' STAY THERE U STUPID DOG!"
*cue Ramses theme again. The sadistic dead-kitty butcher knife girl from before is at the window staring at him again*
Courage moans as if suffering from some bowel movement.
She makes a motion across her throat with her finger, and makes the 'KCTHH!' sound. Lightning flashes outside-
"AAAAAAAAA! WHO THE HECK ARE THESE PPL!?EEE.."howls Courage. The trenchcoat girl dissapears from the window, and Courage chatters uncontrably-
"OOOOG..HUH?..._O.....singing? ?_?"
*somebody is singing in the shower, their silhouette's on the curtain outside-
"We love rain-WELOVERAIN!Splash splash splash! FUNFUNFUN! Rain rain rain..WE LOVE RAIN! Splash splash splash-
FUNFUNFUN! RAINRAINRAIN!! WELOVERAIN!WEeeee looveraaiin-
*courage yanks the curtain open-O.O*GASP!!!*
A very tall purple skinny pixie wrapped in a large black towl shrieks and scowls down at Courage.
Courage whimpers."OH NO.." Her messy long black hair is full of suds, and her long antenaes twitch violantly-
"EEEK! DO YOU MIIIND?! O.
If you don't like me, then FLEE!!! FLEE AS FAST AS YOUR STUBBY MEAT POSTS WILL CARRY YOU!!!@_@
Dusk was settling over Nowhere. The calender says Friday 13 and Courage is settled on Muriel's lap trembling fearing many an evil prescense as usual. Eustace and Muriel watch TV. Mureil sips her cup of tea daintily.
It is storming like heck outside. A large bolt of lightning cracks outside-"EEEeee!!"screams Courage.
"OOh there there Courage." comforts Muriel.*CRASH!*
"EEE!"
"Oh my. This storm is fit to wake the dead-
*CRASH!!*Courage trembles. "there's something wrong here.."
Suddenly COurage catches a glimpse of a smoky grey figure of a lady hovering over the stairs.
She winks at him and snaps her fingers and dissolves away.O___O.."AAAAAAAooo.."
"Blah blah blah," grumbles Eustace. "stupid storm scared dog..*CRASH*
The lights fizzle on and off, and eventually go out with a 'PBBT' sound.
*CRASH* Courage shrieks."AAAUGH!"
Eustace screams too-
"AAAAAAAUGGHHH..DURN TV WENT OUT!"
*Mureil turns the lights back on. Eustace is sobbing over the dead TV set.*
"Oh my. Well, we'll just hafta make do without any television till an eletrician gets here."mutters Mureil.
"But-...But I'll miss my show! Its almost 9:30! WAH!"whines Eustace. "NO! I'm gonna go an' fix it meself-
Courage's teeth chatter and he glances at the storm through the window-
A lightning bolt suddenly lights up a silhouette of a figure-
"O.O ooooo.."
*CRASH* -a girl with messy bloodstained blonde hair, in trenchcoat, with a sadistic gleam in her eyes, and a very displeased frown holding a large bloodswathed butcher knife-
and a dead rotting cat corpse. *cue Rameses theme* ___O
"O_O...AAAAAAHHH!"
"What is it Courage?" asks Mureil in a gasp.
"OODABBA! OOGY BA BA BA BA BA DOOBOO BABABA RRRg-*turns into a Serpent monster, then into a 3 headed dog, and then a big raven with fanged teeth and yellow eyes in a hopeless charade to try and warn them of danger *-MMMmmm.."he whines.
"..Stupid dog-" snaps Eustace."BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!*pulls out tiki mask*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
*Kicks Courage out into the rainstorm and slams the door. Eustace cackles from inside. COurage frantically scratches the door and moans.*
"Ooooooh.."
"Hehehe! AN' STAY THERE! HAHAHA!" Eustcae begins taking the Tv apart.
Courage moans and holds his head. "WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDO-...
He suddenly hears something.
"..Music? ~_'"
Pan pipes are playing softly. Someone silhouetted is leaning against the chimney, and is playing them.
"huh? ~_'"
Couarage takes a hard look at the figure. The music stops-Courages eyes widen in shock-*FLASH*The stranger has meduim neon green hair up in large ringlets, and is wearing a black tshirt and enormous baggy jeans. The shirt has a pentagramn on it in shiny orange.*GRIN*
"ITSVERYRUDETOSTARE!"she says.
"O_O..."
"My name is Christi Elhassen Morelei."
"~_'..HUH?"
"Who may YOU be you adorable little rude thing you? *Grins and licks lips, and reveals two vampire fangs*"
"O_____OEeeeee!"
"Its veryyyy RUDE to STARE." *plays an eerie triumphant string of notes*
"AAAAAA!":O Courage runs through a wall in the farmhouse leaving a dog shaped hole.
The figure whimpers. "HOW RUDE! Now dat wasn't very polite..:("
Inside-
"HEY! I THOUGHT I TOLD U NOT TO COME IN THA HOUSE!" snaps Eustace.
"EEEK! BABABAA-
"GED AWAY FROM ME!"
"AAAAAooo.. but but but-
"Now EUstace, it's awfully cruel to leave the poor thing all alone in the rain-"says the ever-merciful Muriel.
"YEAH! I KNOW!*Mureil whaps Eustace with a rolling pin* YEOW! HEY! WhatdidIdo!! Awright awright-
*kicks Courage into the bathroom and locks the door.*
"AN' STAY THERE U STUPID DOG!"
*cue Ramses theme again. The sadistic dead-kitty butcher knife girl from before is at the window staring at him again*
Courage moans as if suffering from some bowel movement.
She makes a motion across her throat with her finger, and makes the 'KCTHH!' sound. Lightning flashes outside-
"AAAAAAAAA! WHO THE HECK ARE THESE PPL!?EEE.."howls Courage. The trenchcoat girl dissapears from the window, and Courage chatters uncontrably-
"OOOOG..HUH?..._O.....singing? ?_?"
*somebody is singing in the shower, their silhouette's on the curtain outside-
"We love rain-WELOVERAIN!Splash splash splash! FUNFUNFUN! Rain rain rain..WE LOVE RAIN! Splash splash splash-
FUNFUNFUN! RAINRAINRAIN!! WELOVERAIN!WEeeee looveraaiin-
*courage yanks the curtain open-O.O*GASP!!!*
A very tall purple skinny pixie wrapped in a large black towl shrieks and scowls down at Courage.
Courage whimpers."OH NO.." Her messy long black hair is full of suds, and her long antenaes twitch violantly-
"EEEK! DO YOU MIIIND?! O.