Potterboy Killed the Voldymort Guy Author's Note: Wow! That was one *successful* trip to the library. Thank goodness for our beautiful open stacks. *hugs books* That was the easiest search for material I've *ever* had to do! Woo-hah! ^_^

Okay. Enough of that. *wink* This is a filk to "Video Killed the Radio Star" by the Buggles. First song ever played on MTV! Download it now! *points at Napster* Useful thang, that is. I love it. *grins* Musical interludes at random places, I'm not going to say where, because .. it doesn't help anybody. ^_^ Alrighty .. prepare yourselves, people ..


I heard your power's gone and you have no body

Ain't it a shame that you can no longer be mean?

If he was young it didn't stop him hurting you

(Oh, oh)

He took the glory from your Muggle massacres

The only servants you had left were mangy curs

Locked up in Azkaban for all eternity

(Oh, oh)

I met that Wormtail

What did he tell them?

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Lily came and broke your curse

(Oh, oh oh oh oh)

And now you rise again and they say, "Oh God no!"

I see the Dark Mark and it seems so long ago

Do you remember the tortures that you owe?

(Oh, oh)

They lied about you

(Oh, oh)

You have to kill them!

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

You went for James Potter first

Things could not have been much worse

(Oh, oh oh oh oh)

(Oh, oh oh oh oh)

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

You went for James Potter first

Things could not have been much worse

Lily came and broke your curse

No more money in your purse!

(Ahhh .. Voldymort Guy ..)

(Ahhh .. Voldymort Guuuuy ..)

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

(Ahhh .. Voldymort Guuuuy ..)

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

(Ahhh .. Voldymort Guuuuy ..)

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy

Potterboy killed the Voldymort Guy!