It is September 30th, 2013.
You awake from your slumber, dazed and confused.
You are told you have been in a coma for thirty days. Thirty days have passed. You were awoken when September ended. But by who? And who was the mysterious figure in the alley that knocked you out, you wonder? Was it a figment of your own imagination? Led there by the grace of nature to fill your need to act out a Green Day song? Was it a lonely stranger who then brought you to this hospital you've never seen before?
And now the weather.