The full Akatsuki are back! Its been 5 months since the End of the 5th great ninja war, and through a "miracle" the Akatsuki under Edo Tensi have been revived! In one more month the peace treaty between the Akatsuki and the 5 nations will end, so the Akatsuki want to recruit "lackies" to help them with their catching of the jinchuricki. But what will happen when the lackies the Akatsuki had in mind, want to kill the Akatsuki and take the name of "most feared criminal" for themselves?

PROLOGUE FOOLS! This doesn't have anything of utter importance in it, so you can skip this and head to the next chapter if you want to get to the plot. I wouldn't suggest it though. Yeah. Bye.

Prologue

In completely black room, 10 criminals lurked, planning a mission to dethrone the most feared criminals in all 5 nations and taking their title for themselves.

"Operation 'Take out Akatsuki' briefing, start… NOW" Voice 1 announced.

"Can we turn on the lights… It doesn't have to be pitch black to have secret meeting." Voice 2 asked Voice 1

"NO!" Voice 1 yelled at Voice 2, "We must have all the lights off. So shut up and stop complaining."

"You fool!" Voice 3 yelled at Voice 2, "How do you question Chief! You will pay for that!" And Voice 3 leaped in the general direction of where Voice 2's had spoken from.

"OW! HEY, YOU HIT ME INSTEAD!" Voice 4 yelled

"Foolish mortals." Voice 5 hissed from his place in the room.

"You are mortal to." Voice 6 pointed out to Voice 5

"AM NOT! I AM GOD!" Voice 5 bellowed

"ALL OF YOU SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU ALL AND PUT YOU INTO A STEW TO FEED TO GRUMIO!" Voice 1 yelled

Voice 7, otherwise known as Grumio, grunted excitedly at thought of getting a stew, as the rest of the group settled down as much as they could in the pitch black room, listening to the general area where Chief/Voice 1 was standing.

"Now these," a light shown down from the ceiling, illuminating a wall that had the pictures of all the Akatsuki members on it, "People, are a nuisance to our way of living." Chief started pacing. "We live a simple life of stealing from the 5 hidden villages, and pawning off whatever we steal to other people. This life of stealing, has been a goal for all of us criminals, and outcasts, since the DAWN of time."

CRASH. Chief fell to the floor, where he/she got up and brushed himself off, and then continued to speak, pretending as if his fall had never happened, while his/her lackies were respectfully silent.

"And then these people come along, with their hooligans views, of taking over the world, pushing all of us criminals with less psychotic views, into the dark. These people don't even understand, the basics of being criminals! They think its just about killing people, and ruling everything, but its not. It's about doing things that are just plain morally WRONG!"

"It's a good thing that none of us here have morals, otherwise this would sound horrible." Voice 2 muttered from the blackness.

"Except for those two of course." Voice 8 laughed.

"Hey are you talking about me?" Voice 6 yelled

"I like having morals." Voice 4 whispered

"Duh. Who else would we be-" Voice 8 was cut off by Chief throwing a book at Voice 8, knocking him/her (A/N: Hiding most of their genders for now. Don't worry all shall be revealed in next chap.) to the floor.

"Silence. Yourselves. Before I rip out your vocal boxes and make myself a necklace out of them." Chief snarled, then continued on,

"Anyway, the world needs to be reminded of us criminals who are out here still, just hiding in the shadows, waiting for our chance to shine. So! We, the… What are we called again?"

"The birdbrains." Voice 2 said

"The Takedown the Akatsuki." Voice 4 suggested

"The Gluttons." Grumio called out

"The .
said Voice 8

"NO! We should be called the Happy Ones!" Yelled Voice 9

"The subordinates of our OH SO WONDERFUL CHIEF!" Voice 3 called out enthusiastically

"Correction Nicro," Voice 5 called to Voice 3, also known as Nicro, "You are the SLAVES OF ME, YOUR GOD!"

"SILENCE ALL OF YOU! We will have a meeting for our name later, but for now all that is needed to be known is that WE are going to TAKE DOWN the Akatsuki!" Chief yelled triumphantly

Cheifs passionate speech ending was met with half-hearted clapping from Voice 2 and 4, while Voice 3/Nicro and Grumio clapped whole-heartedly.

"Can we turn on the lights now? Voice 9 asked in a whiny voice tone, that got a book thrown at him/her.

At the Akatsuki's Hideout

"What the fuck is going on already Leader? Why the fuck have you called all of us here, you shit head?" Our favorite Jashinist yelled angrily.

"Shut. Up. Hidan." Kakuzu hissed at his white haired partner.

"Hell no! Not until this motherfucker tells me-" Hidan's rant was cut off as Kakuzu's tentacles began to strangle him.

"Why are we here, uhn. You said today we could have the day off. I was making a badass sculpture, uhn." Deidara asked the orange haired man at the head of the table that the Akatsuki was seated at, the rest of the Akatsuki backing up his question with inquiring glances at their orange haired leader.

"We are gathered here, because we have a new goal," Leader began before he was interrupted by Kisame who said

"I thought the new goal was the old goal. Gather all the jinchurickis, and then use them to control the 5 nations."

"And I thought we were going to be much carefully this time, because last time we all died. The only reason we are alive now is because of the miracle that we were revived completely while we were under control of Edo Tensi" Sasori commented

Kisame and Sasori fell silent at Leaders glare while he said "That is correct, and since the 6 month neutral treaty between us and the 5 nations will be over in a month we are going to… recruit… more members."

"Recruit?" Suigetsu called from where Taka was sitting at the end of the table.

"More of scare into joining I'm sure." Kabuto commented dryly.

"I think Kabuto means more of, threaten them and if they say no, we kill them." Zetsu's dark side said snidely.

"And eat them?" Zetsu's light said asked excitedly.

"Yess… we shall eat them." Dark Zetsu responded, both of them smiling evilly.

"HELL YEAH! LET'S GO KILL SOME MOTHERFUCKERS!" Hidan ,who had been released from Kakuzu's grasp, bellowed, grabbing his red scythe in excitement, and taking a few practice swings.

"So we are recruiting lackies to die for us and help us with our dirty work. We don't have to pay them right? Let's just find idiots like Tobi who want to join for free." Kakuzu said, his hand resting possessively on a pouch of money hanging inside of his cloak.

"Tobi is not a idiot! Tobi is a good boy! That wasn't very nice Kakuzu-sempai!" The bi-polar Uchiha stood up, slamming his hands onto the table and leaning across the table so he could stare down at Kakuzu, who stared up at him blankly.

"SILENCE! Tobi! Sit down!" Leader yelled. Tobi obediently sat down, with mutterings of, 'Tobi is a good boy so Tobi will do what Leader-sama says…'

"And the rest of you… We will be recruiting a group of rouge bandits who live in the Old Forest in the Outlands."

"Why the hell are we going all the way to the motherfucking outlands? That place is just a bunch of fuckin ruins of that old fallen nation of shitheads." Hidan yelled at the leader.

"I agree with Hidan. Surely there are other possible recruitments that don't live so far away. We were planning on finishing our original plan as soon as possible." Itachi spoke up from where he was sitting between Kisame and Sasuke.

"It would take at least a week to travel there, and who knows how long it would take to find them." Jugo added. The whole Akatsuki looked at leader, who had been sitting at on his seat, listening to the Akatsuki's opinion. He glanced around the table and the whole room was silent, until…

"What the hell? Are you gonna say anything or are you gonna just sit there like a prissy little bitch?" Hidan snapped.

There was a sickening sound as one of Leader's rods was thrown across the room, and was impaled into Hidan's forehead. The Akatsuki glanced at Hidan, then back at the fuming Leader, whom was now standing up, and staring at Hidan with murderous intent in his eyes.

"If they join willingly then we will pay them as we do all of our members." Leader began, his voice trembling as he tried to keep himself calm, "And we will travel to the outlands, because it will not take us long to find them, because they will come to us."

"Why would they do that?" Karin and Kabuto chorused together, and then they glared at each other.

"Because they want to kill us." Leader finished, and then he stood up and stormed out of the meeting room.

"Class dismissed then." Konan muttered, standing up and following Leader out, as the rest of the Akatsuki following suit.

So. What did y'all think. I actually liked it. :D

Anyway, this is set after the 4th ninja war if y'all didn't find out. The Akatsuki/people under Edo Tensi were revived by a "Miracle" (more on that later:D) and they are all apart of the Akatsuki now. Kabuto, the original Aktsuki (minus Orochimaru) and Taka.

Yay. I won't ask for reviews since this is the prologue… Instead I'll ask,

PLEASE READ THE NEXT CHAPTER!

Yayz.

Panda-Chan is out! :D