Never Gonna Get It
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DESCRIPTION: In the Age Old Game "The Battle of the Sexes" who will WIN?…Place Ur Bets!
The Women: Carly Benson & Kai Campbell
For this story I picture Sarah Joy Brown playing Carly but you may picture which ever Carly you would like. For the role of Kai Campbell I like to picture Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas from the R&B group TLC but again you can picture whoever you would like.
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The Men: Sonny Corinthos & Jason Morgan
Our 2 Mob Men see something they like in our Gals Carly and Kai…will the women return their affections? Will they reject them? Will the men come out as the winners or will they be left scorned with the words "Never Gonna Get It" burned in their Macho Ego's.
BACKGROUND INFORMATION:
The character Kai Campbell is an original character I'm using from a friend of mine's FanFic called "Love Reigns Overall". I loved the character so much I asked her if I could use Kai in this story and she allowed me to. So I want to say a BIG THANK YOU to my Home Girl Monda for writing such an amazing character that I just had to borrow her!
Caroline Benson (Carly): Grew up in Florida and half owner of a club named "KC" (their initials) with her best friend Kai Campbell…with the club being such a success Kai and Carly decided to open up a sequel to their club in Port Charles. Carly was adopted by Virginia and Frank Benson, but Frank left them when Carly was 2 years old. Virginia told Carly about being adopted when she was a teenager, Carly searched for her biological mother and found her in a one Barbara Jean Spencer. Bobbie wanted Carly to come live with her but she decided to stay with Virginia because she was sick from a stroke she had earlier in the year, she couldn't leave her. Bobbie was glad to have finally found her daughter she gave up that she offered to help them financially or in any way they needed her. From time to time Carly would visit Port Charles to spend time with Bobbie and vice versa, but Carly mainly grew up in Florida with her best friend Kai Campbell.
Kai Campbell: Grew up in Florida with her father Steven Campbell and her best friend Carly Benson…Kai was surprised to find out that Carly's biological mother lived in Port Charles, it just so happened that she also had family there, her cousins Marcus Taggert and Gia Campbell…Kai would sometimes go with Carly when she would visit Port Charles…they would sometimes make a trip in to the city to visit Gia and her mother Florence. Growing up together Carly and Kai were so close that they did everything together.
Michael Joseph Corinthos Jr. (Sonny): Mob Boss of the Eastern Cost, best friend to Jason Morgan…lives in Port Charles, NY. His history is the same as on the show except he has never met Carly. Friends with Luke Spencer and silent partner of Luke's.
Jason Morgan: Mob Enforcer and Best Friend to Sonny Corinthos. His history is also the same as on the show except he has never met Carly. Single at the moment.
Other Cast Members:
Barbara Jean Spencer:
The history is still the same with Bobbie, except she is still married to Dr. Tony Jones…Biological Mother to Caroline Benson, mother to adoptive son Lucas who is 12 years old, Head Nurse at General Hospital and half owner of Kelly's.
Lucas Lorenzo Spencer (Luke):
Owner of Luke's, half owner of Kelly's, friend to Sonny Corinthos who is a silent partner in his club "Luke's and friend to Jason Morgan. Protective Uncle of Caroline Benson (Carly).
Lt. Marcus Taggert:
The history is still the same with Taggert…he's still bald and hates Sonny and Jason. Protective Big Brother to Gia Campbell and protective cousin to Kai Campbell.
Gia Campbell:
The history is still the same with Gia; dating Nikolas Cassadine, cousin to Kai Campbell and friend to Carly. Knows Carly from when she and Kai would come in to the city on Carly's visits to Port Charles to see Bobbie.
***Since this is FanFic is based off the Soap Opera General Hospital you know all other characters in the town that may be used LOL I just wanted to list the main characters.
Never Gonna Get It
*Chapter 1*
The Women
"Mmmmm…" sighs Carly in pleasure as the warmth of the shower water trickled down her slick wet form as she tilts her head directly into the falling water which will make it curly afterwards. Closing her eyes she lets out another "Mmmmm" and smiles as she feels smooth strong hands wrap around her waist pulling her back against him…Carly turns around, shocked.
"What are you doing here?" she smiles slightly
He lightly licks his lips as he goes in to capture hers in sheer bliss…wrapping her arms around his neck Carly pulls him closer as their tongues intertwine in a kiss so demanding, so lustful, so passionate that she could hardly believe it. She smiles again while slightly leaning her head back as he begins to trail a path down her neck and to her breast…she asks again…
"Mmmmm…you never answered my question. What are you doing here?" Carly bites her bottom lip as his teeth begin to nibble at her nipple and his tongue lightly swirls around its stiffness. "Not that I don't mind…this just all seems so fast…we just met tonight. I didn't like you to much then but you're sure making up for it now." she smirks. "Mmmmm, you're too good to be true."
He finally speaks, "I'm here because you want me to be…isn't that what dreams are for?"
Carly quickly looks up at his words and like that *POOF*…he was gone.
Standing out of breath as she realizes it was just a wicked daydream, Carly looks down only to see her thumb and forefinger rubbing her nipple into a hard peek. What the hell was she doing…and why the hell was she thinking about that Arrogant Jerk pleasuring her?
She shakes her head trying to get the image of the dream out of her head…as she turns off the water of the shower, Carly smiles slightly as she remembers her and Kai's payback for the too macho arrogant pigs who tried to come on to them tonight.
Carly steps out of the shower, grabbing a huge white terry-cloth towel to dry off with. Once she was dry she wraps her curly damp hair up in another towel then puts on her light blue silk robe as she heads out of the bathroom…
No you're never gonna get it (ow) No you're never gonna get it (ow)
Never ever gonna get it (no, not this time)
No you're never gonna get it (my love)
Never ever gonna get it
Never ever gonna get it (no, not this time)
No you're never gonna get it (my love)
Never ever gonna get it
The music blasted through the speakers of the stereo as the song became the new anthem of the best friends from their night out on the town…
I remember how it used to be
You never were this nice, you can't fool me
Now you talkin like you made a change
The more you talk to more things sound the same
Carly shakes her head as she smirks at the sight in front of her. It wasn't anything unusual or that she's never seen before…no in fact she's seen this sight a thousand times over from her best friend Kai.
What makes you think you can just walk back in to her life
Without a good fight? Oh…
I just sit back and watch you make a fool of yourself
Cuz you're just wasting your time, Oh…
Carly watches in laughter as Kai dances and prances around singing into a hair brush at the top of her lungs with her song of choice…this time it was En Vogue's "Never Gonna Get It". Carly couldn't really blame her after their evening's events. She smiles as she watches Kai and remembers their night out.
***Flashback***
Luke's Blue's Club
"Okay woman can you explain to me why we are here?" Kai asks
"Oh hush up will ya, you'll have fun." Carly says with her hand on her hip "Besides you're the one who wanted to go out tonight and Paarr-tay the night away. I would have been perfectly happy staying home after the long day we both had getting ready for our new club to open."
"Yeah, yeah I know but did we have to come here? Besides you know you wanted to come out with me. Gurl I don't even know why you tryin to deny it!" Kai smirks
"What you know something I don't chick? You got a hot date? Is that why you wanted to come out and Shake your Groove Thang?" Carly laughs
"No I don't have a hot date Miss Smarty…but if I did it wouldn't be here. Anyways once our club opens it will be the Hot New place to be and believe me this place here will be forgotten. Come on lets go to another club this place smells like Old People!"
Carly bursts out in laughter "You better not let my Uncle Luke hear you say that."
"To late darlin" Luke takes a drag of his cigar "And for your information that's the smell of good whiskey and the blues! But see you Malibu Barbie's wouldn't know anything about that…you're too busy sipping on your fresh filtered spring water and throwing your back out to that rap crap to know the difference!"
With a raise of an eyebrow Kai says "Just who are you calling Malibu Barbie Old Man?"
"Who you calling Old Man, Power Puff Brat!"
Carly stands back laughing as she watches Luke and Kai go back and forth…this was how it always was with them which didn't mean that they didn't like each other…they did but both of them are to Pig Headed in their stubbornness that neither one wanted to let the other have the last word.
***End Flashback***
The Men
Unlike the women who seemed on top of the world it was just to opposite for the men…once they left Luke's they came back to Sonny's penthouse in the agony of defeat! Never had they ever experienced a night like they did tonight…especially when it came to women. They were used to having their pick of women so once they saw Carly and Kai from a distance they instantly KNEW they had it in the bag…or so they thought. Little did they know that their egos were about to get CHECKED!
Both Sonny and Jason were single bachelor's…in their line of business they decided it was best not to get serious in relationships because of the danger. Sonny had experience in that department with his prior relationships with women; Karen, Lily his pregnant wife who died in a car bomb meant for him, Brenda, then Hannah who turned out to be FBI…luckily he found out her game in time enough to kick her ass to the curb otherwise him and Jason would be in prison blues right now.
Jason on the other hand wasn't too much of a dating man…at one time he thought he had feelings for Elizabeth Webber after he and Robin broke up when she left again for Paris; but the more he got close to Liz the more she would bounce back and forth between him and Luke's son Lucky. To say that frustrated Jason would be an understatement so needless to say it didn't go anywhere between them. Sonny was the one who got Jason in to coming out and having some fun with real women instead of pining after little Lizzie the waitress.
Since they both agreed never to get serious in any of their relationships with the women they dated both Sonny and Jason had become shall we say a little cocky in their game…they were always respectful towards the women but they always made sure that they knew going in that nothing serious would become of it. The women they would go out with didn't see too much harm in that seeing as though they were with the two most handsome, powerful bachelor's in Port Charles…they would eat it up while their time with them lasted and hopefully Sonny and Jason would think of them one night they were alone and in need of some female company.
As they walked off the elevator and to Penthouse 4, Jason could still feel the sting from the slap on his cheek that was turning a nice red hue…Sonny on the other hand was soak and wet in his Armani from the bottle of whisky that was poured on the top of his head and down to his suit.
Johnny had to hold in a laugh as he opened the door…he'd been holding it in ever since he saw the showdown at Luke's. Never had he ever saw his bosses get turned down like that before!Holding in that laugh was getting harder and harder for Johnny…so hard that a small smirk crept out as he was about to close the door. Both Sonny and Jason turned around and glared at Johnny which sent a slight chill down his spine.
"You got a problem Johnny!" Sonny bellowed Johnny gulped as Jason's piercing blue eyed blank stare bore intensely at him making sure he got the message to answer that question wisely.
"No…No sir." Johnny clears his throat as to drown out his smirk "No problem here. I'll just uh…get back to my post."
"Whatever, Get Outta Here!" Sonny barked as he slammed the door shut the rest of the way as Johnny was closing it. As Sonny turns around he begins to walk towards the stairs as he calls out over his shoulder to Jason…
"I'm gonna go clean up!"
Sonny couldn't stand it anymore he had to get cleaned! His hair was a wet mess and also his suit smelled like he was on an all-night drinking binge with Junior Quartermaine. With his suit wet from the she-devil pouring the whisky on his head which poured down to his suit Sonny was definitely about to jump out of his skin from his perfect appearance now in a shambles…he reeked and he was sticky…he couldn't get clean soon enough! Nothing was gonna get in his way of taking a shower and getting clean! He was on a mission as he began to take the steps two at a time…nothing that was until he heard what Jason yelled out on his way up to his shower oasis…
"You Realize This Was All Your Fault!" Jason yelled out over his shoulder
Sonny stopped dead in his tracks as he was about to take the next step…he turns around in shock at Jason's statement.
"How the hell do you figure that?" Sonny says as he begins to come back down the stairs and face Jason.
Jason turns around to see Sonny coming down the stairs "I figure it because it's the truth! Everything was going just fine until you wanted to switch! This is all your fault!" Jason points to Sonny "And now the night is shot to hell and we're both left in the cold!"
"I can't believe you! If this night from hell was anyone's fault it's yours!" sneered Sonny
"Mine" Jason yells "How the hell do you figure that?!"
"I'll tell you how! Wasn't it one of YOUR ex's who came up to you and interrupted everything?!"
"Yeah well that could have been handled! Just because the brunette turned you down didn't mean you had to go for the blond!"
***Flashback***
Luke's Blues Club
Back on the prowl again since they both recently gave their companion's for the moment the boot, Sonny and Jason decided to have a night out as usual to find some suitable replacements. The woman Sonny broke it off with (Wanda) of course was brunette…for some reason he had a weakness for them while the woman Jason gave the boot was a red head (Lacey).
The two were given the boot after only a week of being with Sonny and Jason…this was the fastest Sonny and Jason had broken it off. Frankly they were surprised that they hadn't broken it off sooner…yes Wanda and Lacey were beautiful but they lacked in the brains department; picture two bubbly air heads with boobs and there you go.
Sonny knew Wanda had to go this morning when he caught her in his kitchen using his George Forman Grill to warm up a pop tart…how the hell pop tarts got in his kitchen he'll never know! She had to have snuck them in there somehow! Needless to say she was gone before she could think of anything else to damage his perfect kitchen.
Jason on the other hand almost had a stroke when he came down the stairs just in time to see Lacey standing over his leather jacket with a can of spray paint. She was about to paint a huge skull on the back of it. After he secured his leather jacket back in his closet, Jason made sure Johnny secured her to the outside of the building away from his jacket!
"Hey all I'm sayin is that this time around maybe you should…I dunno…uh maybe try something different. Something other than your usual pick." Jason says
"What are you talkin about?"
"Look Sonny it's the same thing with you every time…you're predictable. I bet you anything the woman you pick out tonight will a brunette. It's time to venture out…try a new flavor."
Sonny smirks "I can't believe I'm hearing this from you…you're telling Me" he points to himself "To venture out and try something new. This from the man who was stuck on that High Schooler Liz Webber. Wasn't I the one who got you away from the jailbait and checking out real women?"
"How come you always gotta bring her up? She's not in the picture anymore…anyways this isn't about me it's about you and your obsession…"
As Jason kept on with his lecture, Sonny sighs as he began to tune him out…which wasn't too hard since his sense of hearing stopped when once he saw the two Goddesses walk inside. The brunette was right up his ally…she was sultry and sexy as hell, long hair, and petite lean physique with an exotic look that was making him want to get to know her body better. The blond was a Knock Out as well…he had to do a double take as he said that to himself since he didn't usually go for blonds. But there was something different about this one…her long golden mane seemed to shine as she walked and slightly brushed a few strands of hair to the side…her smile was enchanting which made him pay close attention to her lips. Lips that needed to be kissed, kissed slow and seductively…he found himself licking his own lips at the thought.
Jason noticed that Sonny had in-fact tuned him out as usual so he turned around to see who it was this time that caught his best friend's eye…once Jason saw the blond and the brunette he let out a whistle. Sonny finally spoke back to Jason as he kept his eyes on the two lovely enchantresses, and said…
"My sentiments exactly…" Sonny says with a little crooked smile
"So I take it you want the brunette…I'll take the blond."
Jason starts to walk towards the ladies but Sonny puts his hand on his shoulder to stop him…Jason turns around with a slight glare and, Sonny answers Jason's question before he has a chance to ask why he stopped him from going over to the two ladies that caught their eyes.
"I dunno…maybe you have a point about me and brunette…" Sonny looks over Jason's shoulder to check out the blond "Maybe this time I'll take the blond and you take the brunette."
Jason laughs a little bit "What? Now you want to try out the blond?"
"What's so funny about that? Wasn't that you a few minutes ago bugging me about making a change…I decide to take you up on your offer and now you question me?"
Jason turns back around to check out the blond…he makes a low groan becoming hard at just the look at the woman who could possibly become his evening's companion…he shifts as to try not to draw attention to himself.
With his eyes still focused on the blond Jason answers Sonny "Well, uh…I uh…I didn't mean you had to take me up on that tonight. I mean you know what you like right…why should you have to change. I was just kidding with ya…so you go for the brunette and I'll uh…Mmmm, definitely take the blond."
Jason walks away again ignoring Sonny's calls to try to get him to come back…Sonny just shakes his head as he follows. Maybe Jason was right…he did know what he liked and it was brunettes but for some reason that blond was drawing him in. He decided to try to put it out of his mind since Jason was definitely on a mission as he made his way over to them….and it wasn't like the brunette wasn't gorgeous she definitely was that. Maybe he could try out the blond later on when Jason ends things with her…after all she'd be free.
***End Flashback***
The Women
Kai turns around catching Carly watching her as she was dancing on top of her bed singing into her hair brush…she jumps off of the bed landing just in front of Carly…she drags Carly back to the bed making her come stand on top with her as she continues her singing and dancing this time while making Carly join in on the fun with her…Carly bursts out laughing as she starts singing with her. No, you're never gonna get it (sweet lovin) Turning back around to Carly, Kai says,
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, (whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa)
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never gonna get it
Never gonna get it, never get it
Never ever gonna get it (sweet lovin)
No, you're never gonna get it (my lovin)
Never ever gonna get it (my lovin)
No, you're never gonna get it (sweet lovin)
Never ever gonna get it (my lovin)
No, you're never gonna get it (sweet lovin)
Never ever gonna get it (my lovin)
In a fit of laughter Kai and Carly plop down on the bed as the song ends and they try to regain their breath…Kai quickly gets up and shuts off the CD before the next song starts to play.
"Puh-lease woman I seem to remember this girl teaching you some of those moves you shakin." Carly winks at Kai
"In your dreams" laughs Kai "In what world" she continues to laugh in disbelief.
"I seem to remember you shakin some of those moves with Mr. Wanna Be Casanova tonight at Luke's" Carly smirks, "Or maybe those moves were for his buddy Spike?"
"Okay are you feeling okay you got a fever or something?" laughs Kai, "You must to think some crazy shit like that."
"MmmmmHmmmmm" Carly gives her a knowing look
"Why do you think we were just singing to our new anthem…cause those two fools Ain't Never EVER Gonna Get. Are you forgetting what went down tonight with those pricks?"
"Never!"
***Flashback***
"Just who you calling Malibu Barbie Old Man?" Kai argues back
"Who you calling Old Man, Power Puff Brat?!"
"You! I speak the truth the only other thing older in here than you is your sense of style…" Kai chuckles, "Or your lack of it!" she raises an eyebrow.
Luke looks at Carly, "Helloooooo? Cat got your tongue! Where's that smart ass mouth of yours at? I'm your kin! You're not gonna stand up for your favorite Uncle?"
"You're my Only Uncle…Besides you look like you're doing just fine without me." Carly smirks
"What is this pick on Uncle Luke Night?! You two just get off the PMS Train or something?!"
Both Carly and Kai stand with their hands on their hips and ready to rip Luke a new one but were stopped by a voice…
"Now Luke that's no way to talk to the two most beautiful women in the place tonight. You keep it up and you're gonna run off what's left of our paying customers." He says as his crystal blue eyes piercing in to Carly's eyes.
Carly and Kai turn to the source of the voice and both were taken back at the rock two drop dead gorgeous hunks in front of them.
Luke takes another puff of his neglected cigar then says "Just Great! If it isn't Don Dipody-Do and his faithful sidekick Spike!"
"So Luke why don't you introduce us?" says the sexy Latin hottie with dimples
"Oh no you don't Corinthos! I see that look in you and your boy Morgan's eyes! These two are off limits…" Luke puts an arm out to push Carly and Kai behind him "Yeah even the yappin annoying Smart Ass one" he notions to Kai and she makes a face back at him for that remark.
"Go find your usual order of bimbo to escort you back to Mob Central for the night!"
***End Flashback***
"We should have listened to the Old Goat for once in his life." Kai laughs
"Ooooo can I tell him you said that." Carly jumps off the bed in excitement as she laughs her ass off.
"You better not!"
Kai throws a pillow at Carly
The Men
"You got amnesia or something Jason?" Sonny snaps out
"What the hell are you talking about?" Jason replies with a glare
"You must because that's the only thing that explains your behavior just now!"
"I remember everything just fine…Luke was just warning us both to back off and…"
***Flashback***
"Oh no you don't Corinthos. I see that look in you and your boy Morgan's eyes! These two are off limits… Yeah even the yappin Smart Ass one! Go find your usual order of bimbo to escort back to Mob Central for the night!"
Luke suddenly found himself the center of attention…all eyes were on him from his recent outburst. Kai and Carly were staring at him for his treating them like two preschoolers he was protecting and Sonny and Jason were both staring intensely at him for making them look bad in front of the ladies. Luke stares back in between them all…
"What!" they continue to stare at him and Luke goes on to say "I know I'm devilishly handsome and all but just to let you know…neither of you are my type. For starters…" he points to Carly "We're related, and I'm not tryin to be on Jerry Springer with the show title of Pervert Uncles and the Bitchy Niece's who love 'Em….and you" he points to Kai, "I can understand why you'd want me darlin but it's not possible…seeing as you're related to Lt. Mr. Clean who can't solve the mystery of ice! Last thing I need is his bald head sniffing around looking for any excuse to lock me up to keep your pretty little hands off…"
The brunette interrupts, "EWWWWWWWWWWW are you tryin to make me hurl"
"You know you dream of me at night…I plague your fantasy's"
"More like you plague my nightmares!"
Suddenly Luke and Kai find themselves being laughed at from their constant bickering…Carly couldn't help but laugh since these two were impossible and just alike it was as if they were the ones who were related.
Sonny and Jason had to laugh also…it was just like Luke to say something Smart Ass like that but this was the first time they saw anyone come back at him like Kai did…they both liked that fire in her and Sonny found himself becoming more drawn in to Kai because of it….
Jason also found himself liking the spunk in Kai. Anyone who could tell Luke off like that was alright in his book. He takes this moment to let his eyes roam her body and oh boy did he like what he saw, she had a killer sexy physique and he found himself getting a little envious of Sonny. Maybe he should have agreed with Sonny and let him go after the blond.
"Well what's done is done now it's too late to go back" Jason reasons inwardly to himself. "Maybe after Sonny breaks it off with her, I can be there to pick up the pieces."
Luke's stomach starts to twist in knots of disgust as he watches the ogling Sonny and Jason were doing… "Hey, hey Morgan enough with the playing Mobster Kissy Poo with the women folk…at least I hope it was for their benefit cause I'm the only other one standing here and I don't swing that way! I'm strictly a Ladies Man." Luke takes another puff of his cigar and then holds it between his teeth as his arms snake around both Carly and Kai's waists. "Besides like I said before these two are off limits to you two!"
Both Sonny and Jason were about to protest but were beat to the punch as Carly and Kai beat them to it… Carly slides Luke's arm from around her
Kai pushes Luke's arm away from her as she interrupts Carly, "No we don't…"
Carly gives Kai a quick look telling her to hush…if she and Luke started going at it again they would never get rid of him. Kai gets the message, Carly continues…
"We're big girls now…we can take care of ourselves. We don't need you policing who we spend our time with. So if you don't mind…"
Luke takes offense, "Policing…little girl I ain't ever policed anyone and ain't about to start now! Don't put me in the same category with the Port Chuckles Boys in Blue…those dumb asses can't find their way out a paper bag."
Carly laughs a little, "Okay maybe policing was the wrong term…"
"You damn right it was!"
"Okay I take it back…but you get what I mean."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah it's no skin off my tail just know you were forewarned!" Luke narrows his eyes at Sonny and Jason as he leaves and quietly says to them so only they could hear, "Just know I know how to dispose of a body."
Once Luke was gone there was an awkward silence between them all…
The silence was finally broken by Kai. "Okay so now that the Old, The Senile, and the Tacky is gone" they all laugh "What do you say we start over again with those introductions?"
And they did and the ice was now broken…they decided to sit down and order a round of drinks…Sonny sitting by Kai and Jason by Carly. They didn't have any trouble with subjects to talk about…in fact they would have to congratulate Luke later since it was his craziness that got the ball rolling. Sonny and Jason told Kai and Carly about how they are silent partners with Luke in the club…
"So how long have you two been in town?" Sonny asks
Kai replies "No too long…just a little over a year."
"Really? That long?" Jason asks a little shocked
"Yeah, why?" Carly replies
"Well it's just hard to believe that this is our first time seeing you two around. Jason and I usually make the rounds and know all the beauties Port Charles has to offer."
"Oh so you two are playboys huh?" Kai ask with a raise of an eyebrow
"No I wouldn't go that far…" Sonny says even though it's true "It's just that it's a small city…"
Jason quickly adds in "And we would have definitely remembered seeing you two around."
Carly smiles with a little giggle as she says "Nice save…" she then goes on to say "Although we moved here last year we've been keeping busy trying to get our business up and running."
Jason notices Kai looking around the club with a disgusted look and then asks "Are you okay? You seem like something's wrong…"
"Oh no, I'm fine. I'm just taking in the whole look and atmosphere of this place. I can't believe you two are silent partners in Luke's club."
"Yeah well he's a good friend, we go way back…" Sonny replies and then says "He's a pain in the ass with horrible tastes in décor…"
Kai then took another look around the place then scrunched her nose up and said "And you still let that fool decorate the place like this. It looks like the seventies threw up in here."
"That's Luke" Sonny smirks "Besides we're just silent partners he runs everything."
"Well be prepared…your business investment is about to take a huge dive." Kai smiles with confidence
"Oh yeah and why do you say that?" Sonny asks
"She says it because we" Carly points between her and Kai "have a brand new club we're about to open in a few weeks."
"Oh yeah" Jason eyes Carly with his baby blues "This club got a name…we'll have to come check it out when you open. You know check out the competition"
Sonny dimples "Yeah that…or maybe we could be your escorts for the evening."
"You askin us out?" Kai smiles
Sonny and Jason look at each other signaling each other that it was time to go in for the kill
"That depends." Jason answers
Carly decides to get in on this so she flirts back saying "Onnnnn"
Sonny stand up and holds his hand out to Kai "How about a dance?"
Kai stands up taking his hand "You never answered the question."
"I didn't did I" he dimples "You'll have your answer in due time."
Sonny and Kai begin to dance to the slow blues song that was playing on the juke box…Jason watches as Sonny led Kai to the dance floor. He couldn't help but get a nice glimpse at the view from Kai…he couldn't help it but there was something about her that was keeping his thoughts occupied with her. He started to get a little jealous that Sonny was the one who had her in his arms…Jason quickly snaps out of it, he didn't want to blow it with Carly. He had to think up a cover quick as he noticed that Carly was staring at him out the corner of his eye…
"Sonny likes to dance and although I'm not much of a dancer…" Standing up, Jason offers his hand to Carly, "How about it? Like I said I'm not that much of a dancer but I won't complain if you hold me tight."
At first Carly was a bit skeptical since she caught him checking out Kai's ass…but then she pushed it off at his comment afterwards…She smiles and stands taking Jason's hand…
Sonny looks over Kai's shoulder and sees Carly's smile as she takes Jason up on his dance offer. He didn't know why but he got the sudden urge to cut in…not only that he had the urge to give Jason a fat lip for holding her to close. His eyes begin to turn red as his stare intensified making his face flush red…Jason was definitely holding her to close for comfort.
Kai looks up at Sonny and notices his face has turned beet red and he isn't even looking at her…he doesn't even notice that she is looking back at him, so she decides to see just what it is that has Sonny's attention.
Quickly taking a look where Sonny was so focused at, Kai sees Jason slow dancing with Carly real close…her head is laying on his shoulder and Jason's hands rubbing up and down her back as they inch closer and closer to her ass. Just then she feels Sonny's hands tighten around her pulling her closer to his chest…she could tell he was pissed and that his movement of making her come closer to him was a reaction from seeing Carly snuggling with Jason. Now Kai starts to get PISSED…she starts to say something but then notices that they are dancing over to Carly and Jason a little bit to fast…she almost lost her balance as he was on his mission to get closer to them.
Jason notices that Sonny and Kai are right next to him and Carly. Carly looks up realizing that she and Jason are not dancing anymore…she sees Kai and Sonny standing in front of them but she even more so noticed the "I'm about to kick some ASS" look from Kai…as Jason sees the pissed off look on Sonny's face.
Jason, Carly, and Sonny were about to speak…Jason wondering what was up with Sonny interrupting him and Carly. Carly wondering what was wrong with Kai, and Sonny about punch Jason out for rubbing up on Carly like she was his or something. They were all cut short before they were able to get a word out by a voice coming out of nowhere screeching out Jason's name….
"Jase Baby is that you…it's me…Lacey!"
They all turn around only to see a red head bouncing her way over to Jason…
"Jase Baby I'm sorry about for what I almost did to your jacket. I thought you'd like it I was gonna surprise you." Lacey pouts as she stands in front of Jason with her chest poking out at him making sure he got a good look at the silicone "I thought you'd like it…I mean all Bad Boy's like Skulls painted on the back of their leather jackets. I'm sorry baby it won't happen again." she inches closer as her leg begins to run up and down his thigh while her hands rub up and down his chest. "I promise I'll make it up to you" she licks her lips.
Needless to say everyone was shocked…but none more than Jason. Carly quickly pushes Jason away from her which made him almost fall and the bimbo with him.
Lacey turns to look at Carly…she rolls her eyes as she says, "Watch it tramp! And keep your hands off my Jase Baby!"
Carly balls her fists up as she yells back "Bitch just who the fuck do you think you're calling a tramp!"
As a waitress was walking by with some drinks Kai quickly picks two off of the tray and pours them both on top of Sonny's head…
"What the hell?!" Sonny says shocked at having liquor poured over his head "What's you do that for?!"
Kai then goes to stand next to Carly ready to kick some Ass.
Jason goes to stand in between Carly and Lacey….that was a mistake. The SMACK that was meant for the bimbo was intercepted by him but that didn't matter…it suited Carly just fine!
Once Kai was standing next to Carly she addressed Lacey "Bitch you wanna try to say some shit like that again to my girl! You think your ass is filled with plastic now you just wait until I'm done with you! Your ass will have all the plastic you want when you're hooked up with tubes in the ER!
***End Flashback***
"What the hell was that shit with you interrupting me and Carly!" Jason yells
"That's irrelevant! The fact of the matter remains that the night was a BUST because of that chick Lacey you dumped! If she hadn't of came over and messed everything up…"
"I'll admit she was part of the problem but you sure as hell got the ball rollin before she even got there Sonny!"
"I don't have time for this shit! I'm tired! My suit is all wet, I'm sticky and I smell like the bottom of a Jack Daniel's bottle! My hair is a mess all over the place and I'm standing here arguing with you when I should be clean by now!"
"FINE! I'm leaving!" Jason yells back
"Good!"
Jason barrels out slamming the door as Sonny goes storming his way back up the stairs to take his shower…
The Women
"Can you believe those two fools?" Kai says
"Typical men" Carly replies
"And then that Skank had the nerve to get an attitude…she's lucky Luke came out and got me off her because a murder was about to be committed and you'd be visiting me in lock up."
They laughed…
***Flashback***
Luke was true to his word, he left them alone, but he wasn't far…he watched them all from the bar as he poured himself a glass of his finest whiskey…he almost choked on it from laughing when he saw the floor show. He had contemplated on going over there but decided against it…they were big girls as they so put it to him earlier. So he let them handle it and handle it they did…Corinthos was doused with liquor from head to toe and Morgan's face stinging from the SMACK DOWN his niece put on him. Yes Sweet Caroline was a true Spencer alright…piss us off and you better be prepared to DUCK. He chuckles to himself….he finally decided to go over since it wouldn't be any fun if he didn't go over and stick it to Corinthos and Morgan some more.
As Luke was on his way over, Morgan's ex chick or whatever went to take a swing at Carly as she and Kai started to walk away…Kai caught what the tramp was about to do out the corner of her eye…as Lacey started charging for Carly, Kai quickly moved Carly out of the way and put her foot out in Lacey's way and sent her flying through the air as she tripped over her foot…then it was all she wrote as Kai jumped on top of her kicking her ass. Carly was about to jump in also but Luke got there just in time getting directly in her way holding off his niece…he yelled out to Sonny and Jason…
"A little help here boys!"
Jason held on to Carly from the back as her legs and arms kicked and wailed around….it took all his strength to keep Carly from breaking lose. Luke and Sonny rushed over to Kai who had Lacey now in a headlock…it took both of them to pry Kai's arms from around Lacey's neck
***End Flashback***
"Uggghh tonight was supposed to be a good night out for us after a long day of getting our club ready" says Kai, "If we would have went to another club like I wanted but noooooooooooo you just haaaaaaad to stay."
"Hey if they weren't such idiots then they might have been worth getting to know better."
"Don't even tell me you are feeling sorry for those punks!?" Kai asks
"No" Carly answers quickly "They got what they deserved."
"I was fixin to say" Kai laughs a little "You had me scared there for a minute."
"Well…" Carly starts out to say
Kai cuts her off "Well what?!"
"Hey don't bite my head off…I was just gonna say that before everything went all crazy you have to admit that you were having a nice time with them." Carly admits
"WHAT!" Kai looks at her in shock
"You can't tell me that you were not the least bit attracted to the jerks." Carly replies
"They were alright…"
Carly just laughs at her friend "Okay so tell me if things didn't go the way they did…which one would you have liked to hook up with."
"What do you mean? I was with Dimple Dumb and you were with Spike Head…" Kai points out
"Yeah, yeah that was the way it started out…but it just seems like it went that way because that's how they wanted it."
"Yeah so…"
"So if we met them under different circumstances…which one would you go for."
"It sounds like you already have one in mind" Kai says with one eyebrow raised and a hand on her hip, "So which is it? Oh wait…I know…it was" she laughs "What was that Luke called him? Don Dipody Do?"
Carly laughs, "Shut UP"
"I'm right aren't I?" Kai joins her in laughing Carly nods her head yes as she laughs
"Well the punk was thinking the same thing as you…he kept eyeing you with Spike as he was dancing with me." Kai tells her
"Yeah well Spike was eying your ass as you were dancing with Don Dipody Do" Carly erupts in laughter
"Yeah well I gotta admit…Spike was looking good in those jeans."
"Mmmm and Don Dipody Do" laughs Carly at Luke's nickname, "that smile should be illegal…those dimples were to DIE for."
"You know we're bound to run in to them again…" Kai smiles with an evil grin
Carly nods as her smile mirrors Kai's "What are you up to?"
"Oh I think you know what I have in mind."
"I know I do…Give 'Em Hell" Carly replies
"Is there any other way…"
***End of Part I***
By
Deonna A.K.A. DCORINTHOS