Dear Twilight,
Sorry I can't hear you
over the sound of my
amusement park.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter
Harry Potter is about friendship
and love overpowering evil.
Twilight is about how important
it is to go out with a vampire
and have a werewolf to fall back on.
Robert Pattinson publicly said
that he would rather play Cedric
Diggory than Edward Cullen.
J.K. Rowling told a better
love story in one chapter;
The Prince's Tale than
Stephenie Meyer told in
four books.