Dear Universe,
It seems your time of peace and comfort has come to an end, as I become your overlord. The time you've spent in different governments and lifestyles is over. I will be in command of everyone, and those who rebel will have to face my army, of which they give no mercy. The only population that will be spared are koalas, who will guard the the World of Nin, located in what was once known as Australia. It's come to my understanding that people of this world enjoy crime, anyone who tries any crime will be sent to Portable 1, where they will not only learn Spanish, but learn discipline through getting tardies, writing sentences, and making mapas. If everyone human being, plant, and animal follow my rules respectfully, there will be nothing but piece, happiness, and Oreos. The people I dislike most, are those who disobey me in any way, and they will have to face my partner, Sir Paper Swan, captain of the Paper army. He may seem fragile and weak, but I assure you that Sir Paper Swan in a major threat. Aside from that, I will take offerings of peace on any day and will question to give you slightly mercy depending on what you bring. Oreos, Coca-Cola, strawberry Pocky, Cheez-Its, and sugar cookies will be sufficient peace offerings for me. In any case, I will try and communicate with everyone, and though you lack the intelligence of any normal standard being, I will try to get along, but that may be hard for me to do. I get an A for effort as I'm at least trying to..."make friends", as you creatures say.
Go Die,
Overlord Ninten