Blah, blah, blah. Mario and Pikachu/Pokémon are not owned by me.
ITALIC TEXT – MARIO SPEAKING
BOLD TEXT-PIKACHU SPEAKING
WARNING: THIS IS A PLUMBER AND A MOUSE. DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T READ IT.
Mario was panting. "Wow…good job…Pika…chu…"
"Same to…you, Mari…o."
"That sure was a hard fight! Us vs. Sonic and Link. Link almost had me cut in half!
"And Sonic…despite me being known for quickness, he's as fast as everyone says! Falcon even admitted that he was faster than him!"
"You know a guy, uh, hedgehog is fast if Captain Falcon HIMSELF admits it!"
"Yeah."
And with that, Mario and Pikachu walked to the locker room of the Smash Arena. After stripping, Mario decided to go to the showers. Pikachu followed.
"Ah…feels good, doesn't it, Pika?"
"Yeah, it does."
Mario looked down, as if in defeat.
"Wha…what's wrong, Mario?"
"Oh, nothing…"
"Come on, you can tell me!"
Mario couldn't take it anymore. This drove him for a few months now.
"Fine. Peach…she dumped me!"
"Ooh. That bad?"
"She dumped me only because I didn't save her fast enough!"
Pikachu got a bit mad. "What? She can't do that!"
"Yeah."
"Well, I think I know what would make you feel better."
"What?"
Pikachu checked around. No one. Good. He climbed onto Mario's shoulder and licked his cheek.
"That was affectionate…"
"I'd do anything to cheer you up, Mario!"
"Do you…want to…kiss?"
"Let's go."
The plumber and the mouse proceed to kiss, tongues clash and swirl in each other's mouth.
"Mmm…"
"Mmm…"
Tongues still touched, lips quivered and the two moaned.
"Mmmuhhh…"
"Mmmuhhh…"
Finally, they ended with a trail of saliva linking their lips.
"That was…wow…"
"Anything to cheer you up!"
Yeah…I don't know…