The Beach
by: jeex13 & Erikachan
Wufei screamed in agony and pain. "Lobsters on my balls, LOBSTERS ON MY BALLS!" he jabbed fitfully at the tiny crustaceans pinching him. Quatre smiled, but his smiles and cheer were suddenly giddy shouts of "SUN!". Giddy until... "OWIE!" a crab pinched him in his, umm, teacup?
Sally was shocked, yet hysteric. "It seems... hoo hoo hoo... as though these... hee hee hee!...crustaceans... BAA HAA HAA! hahemm.. (she settled down, reacting to everyone's disapproving frowns) "It seems as though these crustaceans are obsessed with your testes!" she mumbled quickly, suppressing a hyena laugh.
"Oh, dear kami-sama," Duo gasped, just walking upon the scene. He glanced at the crouching Wufei, who was massaging is mangled manhood. Duo grimaced as he saw Quatre crying pitifully on the sand. He was about to say something else when a quick flash of light swept him away.
"Baaa...URRP!" The flash of light said. (this Duo now recognized as a Llama) . Duo was now riding the llama, kicking up sand into the faces of the others.
"Go, llama , Go!" he shouted with glee. The wind whipped through Duo's hair. The llama's ears perked up :Llama heard something! It was an ugly, evil force that rang in the llama's ear.
"Baa?" the llama ran quickly in the direction of the sound.
"Ah!" Duo fell flat on his face in the sand. "That was-" he began, spitting sand . "Ahhh!" he cried, grabbing himself. "The lobsters' got me! Get off you! ---" he swung at the lobsters, trying to relieve himself of the eye-blinding pain-- but to no avail. The llama ran by, fighting off every last one, saving his friend. With a turn of its over-sized neck, it galloped into the distance. Duo , who had gotten up to ride the llama once again, reached with an outstretched hand. "Llama! Come back!" He fell to his knees.
"LLAMA!!!"
"Baa---Urp!" the llama circled the beach area, then lay down to take a nap. (Apparentl, Duo had gained weight and was very laborous to carry!)
Suddenly, an immense lobster emerged from the ocean tide.
"BURRRRPP!" the lobster growled. All of the crustaceans (and the llama) kneeled, then deeply bowed.
"Oh holy Lobster," they prayed. Duo, Quatre, & Wufei gasped in relief (for obvious reasons) and astonishment.
"Oh! A.. giant.... Lobster...huh!" Sally murmured.
"Could we PLEASE leave?" Wufei groaned, still massaging his mangled manhood (notice this is NOW a cliché). The three friends (and Sally) walked away from the scene, wondering if the vodka had kicked in.
Silently, Duo looked over at the worshipping llama.
Silently, Llama looked over at the fading pilot.
"I Love You."
"Baa!"
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by: jeex13 & Erikachan
Wufei screamed in agony and pain. "Lobsters on my balls, LOBSTERS ON MY BALLS!" he jabbed fitfully at the tiny crustaceans pinching him. Quatre smiled, but his smiles and cheer were suddenly giddy shouts of "SUN!". Giddy until... "OWIE!" a crab pinched him in his, umm, teacup?
Sally was shocked, yet hysteric. "It seems... hoo hoo hoo... as though these... hee hee hee!...crustaceans... BAA HAA HAA! hahemm.. (she settled down, reacting to everyone's disapproving frowns) "It seems as though these crustaceans are obsessed with your testes!" she mumbled quickly, suppressing a hyena laugh.
"Oh, dear kami-sama," Duo gasped, just walking upon the scene. He glanced at the crouching Wufei, who was massaging is mangled manhood. Duo grimaced as he saw Quatre crying pitifully on the sand. He was about to say something else when a quick flash of light swept him away.
"Baaa...URRP!" The flash of light said. (this Duo now recognized as a Llama) . Duo was now riding the llama, kicking up sand into the faces of the others.
"Go, llama , Go!" he shouted with glee. The wind whipped through Duo's hair. The llama's ears perked up :Llama heard something! It was an ugly, evil force that rang in the llama's ear.
"Baa?" the llama ran quickly in the direction of the sound.
"Ah!" Duo fell flat on his face in the sand. "That was-" he began, spitting sand . "Ahhh!" he cried, grabbing himself. "The lobsters' got me! Get off you! ---" he swung at the lobsters, trying to relieve himself of the eye-blinding pain-- but to no avail. The llama ran by, fighting off every last one, saving his friend. With a turn of its over-sized neck, it galloped into the distance. Duo , who had gotten up to ride the llama once again, reached with an outstretched hand. "Llama! Come back!" He fell to his knees.
"LLAMA!!!"
"Baa---Urp!" the llama circled the beach area, then lay down to take a nap. (Apparentl, Duo had gained weight and was very laborous to carry!)
Suddenly, an immense lobster emerged from the ocean tide.
"BURRRRPP!" the lobster growled. All of the crustaceans (and the llama) kneeled, then deeply bowed.
"Oh holy Lobster," they prayed. Duo, Quatre, & Wufei gasped in relief (for obvious reasons) and astonishment.
"Oh! A.. giant.... Lobster...huh!" Sally murmured.
"Could we PLEASE leave?" Wufei groaned, still massaging his mangled manhood (notice this is NOW a cliché). The three friends (and Sally) walked away from the scene, wondering if the vodka had kicked in.
Silently, Duo looked over at the worshipping llama.
Silently, Llama looked over at the fading pilot.
"I Love You."
"Baa!"
THE
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D