Klaine Texting
A/N: Kurt is bold and Blaine is in italics
Monday evening
Hey B, had soooooo much fun 2nite
Glad to hear it we should do it again tomorrow night
Wish I could but Finn and I are having a brotherly bonding night :'(
No probs, how 'bout Wednesday
It's a date ;) X
You bet it is X
Tuesday morning
Hey, have fun 2nite I'm hanging out with Wes and David. Oh the Joy!
Have fun Finn and I are just going to watch a movie and have a few beers. Oh, and he'll probably bribe me to play Call Of Duty with him too.
Ha! Just don't get too drunk now. Don't want you to have a hang-over for our date tomorrow ;) X
Don't worry about me just worry about Wes and David driving you insane without alcohol to forget everything X
I h8 u sometimes
Moi, how can you hate moi :'( I'm crying now you made me sad.
Soz BB, but I'll make it up to you tomorrow
You'd better ;) XXX
Tuesday Evening
smeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxxiiiiii
Uh, Kurt are you ok
Hellllllllllll yeah bb X
Can I ask you something?
Sureee... anything for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu X
Are you drunk?
Nooooooooooooo I'm just happyyyyy y do u ask?
Because you're not making any sense
Nmgmhsgee I'M ANGRY NOW
What? Why?
You anger me Anderson
How?
You doubt myyyy sobernesssssss
Yes, I do because you can't handle a normal conversation
blaineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I wanna break-up
Wait? What?
I don't wuvvvv you any moreeeeeee
Ok, break-up with me in the morning when your brain knows what it wants.
I'm not stupid Blaine I'M DRUNK not stupid. I wanna divorce
Kurt, when exactly did we get married
Last night, you remember
No last night we just had a date bb. Are u ok?
No, I miss you :(
I miss you too Bbz X
Don't kiss me we're breakingggg up sexyyyyyyyyyy XXX
You just sent me 3 kisses and you're saying you wanna break up
Yessssssssss got a problem
Well, no/yes I don't know I don't understand you
I love you bb. Night night. Oh and I'm filing for a divorce tonight bbz ;)
Night X
Wednesday morning
Head ache?
Yeah, I'm so sorry 'bout last night. I really do love you X
Err well, I'm not sure we can stop the divorce now. I mean you did say that you'd already filed for one!
Shut up! I don't think I'd ever break a marriage with you X
Good! Are you still up for 2nite ;) X
Idk B, my head hurts like really bad
Awww, maybe I could come over and look after you ;) X
Why are you ;) so much X
I miss you. Do you want me to come over or not?
Of course I do, I need a servant and you fit the job ;) X
Now you're starting with the ;)
Shut up and hurry up I need water
Yes boss! X
Would you really kiss your boss?
If you were my boss than of course I would XXXXXXX I love you
And I love you to now WATER! Or else
Or else what? ;) X
You'll be fired
Than who'd look after you?
I don't know Finn or my Dad or this really it guy I met at the liquer store. Mmmmm yummy!
I'm coming over right NOW I don't want to lose my job ;) XX
I'm sure I can tolerate a little sloppiness from my BOYFRIEND
Well...
Don't get any ideas Anderson I mean it my head hurts X
I'm sorry. Btw open the door!
Le finito.