Kate: Oh, Ben I love you!
Ben: Oh, shut up, I'm trying to sleep here!
Kate: Sorry
Josh: Yeah. Don't bother with him. You're supposed to be in love with ME
Kate: Why?
Josh: I am sexy. A lot of girls like me. I have a Oscar.
Kate: Shut up. You don't have a Oscar.
Josh: Ok, ok. I don't. But I do have the looks, right?
Kate: Nope.
Josh: Oh, come on.
Micheal Bay: Kate! Josh! Get over here! You're supposed to be doing a sex scene now!
Josh (jumping up and down): See that? We're gonna have sex!
Kate: Ewww. Mr. Bay? Can I have sex with Ben instead?
Micheal Bay: No. He's dead
Kate: But.
Micheal bay: He. Is. Dead.
(Josh and Kate do the parachute hanger scene)
Kate: That was the most grotesque thing I have ever done!!
Josh: (lick lips) Yum. Kate, will you marry me?
Kate: Shut up Joshua!
Josh: (starts crying)
Micheal bay: Ben! BEN! BENJINMAN GAZA AFFLECK!
Ben: What!? What!? What!?
Micheal Bay: Now, YOU have a sex scene with Kate.
Kate: Really? YAY!
Ben: Aww. again? I wanna sleep!
Micheal Bay: Come ON!!
(Ben gets up and do the scene)
Kate: WOW. I can't believe I did a sex scene with Ben Affleck!
Jerry: Didn't you do a hundred sex scenes already? Haven't you fallen in love with somebody yet?
Kate: Noboby's as hot as Ben
Josh: How about me?
Kate: You're as hot as fire.
Josh: That sucked
Micheal Bay: Ok. The bar scene everybody!
Josh: (as Danny) We thought you were DEAD, Ben-..
Micheal Bay: Cut! Its Rafe!
Josh: (as danny) We thought you were DEAD. Rafe. And it got us both. We were just trying to get on with our lives.
Ben: (as Rafe) Life is good, ain't it Danny?
Josh: You know you're drunk, you've always have been.
Ben: well, you're a lousy friend, that's a newly made statement.
Josh: You left her to fight for war. And you made damn sure I didn't come with you, we thought you were dead!
Ben: I almost did die, you son of a bitch! Her face was the last thing that went into my mind. So don't stand here and act like you saw all right!
Josh: You know Rafe, I stayed. And I watched somethings change. And I hope you didn't get used to that.
Ben: oh, I can get used to it, you see, I can get used to it. (punches Josh in the face)
Josh: FUCKING IDIOT!! Son of a bitch, ass..
Micheal Bay: Cut. Cut. Cut!! That was not in the script!
Josh: Can't a guy just express his feelings towards another guy?
Micheal Bay: Yes. but well.. Oh, I give up! Anyone care to direct for me? because I've had enough!
(Throws the script in the air and stomps out)
Ben: (shrugs)
Josh: I guess we'll have to direct the movie ourselves
Ben: Yeah
Josh: Ok. Me and you fight and I win, ok?
Ben: Hey, that's not fair!
Josh: And I get Kate!
Kate: NEVER!
(Josh grabs her arm and kiss it)
Kate: Eww!!! Ben, help! Get this THING off me!
(Ben helps Kate)
Kate: Thank you Ben. (glances at Josh) Come on, lets get out of here, Ben!
(Ben and Kate leave. The other cast members also shot a glance at Josh. Then they followed Ben and Kate.)
Josh: (sighs) I guess I'm the only one left. I gotta go make up with Kate. And kill Ben after to show how powerful, strong, sturdy, mighty and any other word that means strong I am!! I'll give kate a kiss on the lips. Yes, that's what I'll do!
(Runs out of room after Kate)
A/N: Hey, I know it's kinda stupid, the last part when Josh says that he'll kill Ben and all that, but who cares, right???
Ben: Oh, shut up, I'm trying to sleep here!
Kate: Sorry
Josh: Yeah. Don't bother with him. You're supposed to be in love with ME
Kate: Why?
Josh: I am sexy. A lot of girls like me. I have a Oscar.
Kate: Shut up. You don't have a Oscar.
Josh: Ok, ok. I don't. But I do have the looks, right?
Kate: Nope.
Josh: Oh, come on.
Micheal Bay: Kate! Josh! Get over here! You're supposed to be doing a sex scene now!
Josh (jumping up and down): See that? We're gonna have sex!
Kate: Ewww. Mr. Bay? Can I have sex with Ben instead?
Micheal Bay: No. He's dead
Kate: But.
Micheal bay: He. Is. Dead.
(Josh and Kate do the parachute hanger scene)
Kate: That was the most grotesque thing I have ever done!!
Josh: (lick lips) Yum. Kate, will you marry me?
Kate: Shut up Joshua!
Josh: (starts crying)
Micheal bay: Ben! BEN! BENJINMAN GAZA AFFLECK!
Ben: What!? What!? What!?
Micheal Bay: Now, YOU have a sex scene with Kate.
Kate: Really? YAY!
Ben: Aww. again? I wanna sleep!
Micheal Bay: Come ON!!
(Ben gets up and do the scene)
Kate: WOW. I can't believe I did a sex scene with Ben Affleck!
Jerry: Didn't you do a hundred sex scenes already? Haven't you fallen in love with somebody yet?
Kate: Noboby's as hot as Ben
Josh: How about me?
Kate: You're as hot as fire.
Josh: That sucked
Micheal Bay: Ok. The bar scene everybody!
Josh: (as Danny) We thought you were DEAD, Ben-..
Micheal Bay: Cut! Its Rafe!
Josh: (as danny) We thought you were DEAD. Rafe. And it got us both. We were just trying to get on with our lives.
Ben: (as Rafe) Life is good, ain't it Danny?
Josh: You know you're drunk, you've always have been.
Ben: well, you're a lousy friend, that's a newly made statement.
Josh: You left her to fight for war. And you made damn sure I didn't come with you, we thought you were dead!
Ben: I almost did die, you son of a bitch! Her face was the last thing that went into my mind. So don't stand here and act like you saw all right!
Josh: You know Rafe, I stayed. And I watched somethings change. And I hope you didn't get used to that.
Ben: oh, I can get used to it, you see, I can get used to it. (punches Josh in the face)
Josh: FUCKING IDIOT!! Son of a bitch, ass..
Micheal Bay: Cut. Cut. Cut!! That was not in the script!
Josh: Can't a guy just express his feelings towards another guy?
Micheal Bay: Yes. but well.. Oh, I give up! Anyone care to direct for me? because I've had enough!
(Throws the script in the air and stomps out)
Ben: (shrugs)
Josh: I guess we'll have to direct the movie ourselves
Ben: Yeah
Josh: Ok. Me and you fight and I win, ok?
Ben: Hey, that's not fair!
Josh: And I get Kate!
Kate: NEVER!
(Josh grabs her arm and kiss it)
Kate: Eww!!! Ben, help! Get this THING off me!
(Ben helps Kate)
Kate: Thank you Ben. (glances at Josh) Come on, lets get out of here, Ben!
(Ben and Kate leave. The other cast members also shot a glance at Josh. Then they followed Ben and Kate.)
Josh: (sighs) I guess I'm the only one left. I gotta go make up with Kate. And kill Ben after to show how powerful, strong, sturdy, mighty and any other word that means strong I am!! I'll give kate a kiss on the lips. Yes, that's what I'll do!
(Runs out of room after Kate)
A/N: Hey, I know it's kinda stupid, the last part when Josh says that he'll kill Ben and all that, but who cares, right???