I was looking through an old diary, from when I was around eleven years old, and I came across some interesting dreams about the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I used to be OBSESSED with Ninja Turtles! My favourite was Leonardo, the cool-headed, AWESOME, and fearless leader of the heroes on a half-shell. These dreams made me nostalgic, so I'm sharing.

Recorded AS IS, spelling errors and all. I may clarify stuff, but those comments will be in brackets, if I make any.

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"Just Some Ninja Turtle Dreams"
By Kellyanne Lynch
January 1991

Disclaimer: These tales are from the ever loopy mind of an eleven year old. Ancient stuff too. Best not to mess with it. Just read and enjoy.

Summary: These are dreams from when I was eleven years old. I was a very odd child.

Rating: PG

* Please e-mail matchbox20orbusted@yahoo.com with questions, comments, theories, complaints, or words of wisdom.

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Wednesday, Jan. 2, 1991 - Thursday, Jan. 3, 1991

I drempt I was a Teacher. Tara, Matt, [both cousins], and Colleen [my sister] were, too. The turtles were our students. Matt was a shop teacher. Donatello was in his class. Donatello made a cheapskate and a statue.

Tara was an English teacher. everytime she asked someone to give her an answer, Raphael would say, "3 + 2 = 12!"

I was a math teacher. Mikelangallo would Pile books and boards and put his Cheapskate on top and yell, "Cowabunga", when he was on the cheapskate.

Colleen (of coarse!) had a gym class. [BTW, I don't know why "of coarse!" now] Leonardo had his English book and told Colleen to quiet down the class so he could think.