***F/Bubbles of Doom: Woo! I needed to write something stupid! This is just
an excuse to write some violent/funny things. I'm still debating whether
this will be one of those "reviewers get to be in the story" fics. Those
things are so freaking hard to write. Anywho, I hope you all enjoy this
(Christina Aguilera dies…so you will! ^-^). Peace~Luv~N~Punk Muzik***
Jhonen Vasquez was working on the second set of JtHM comics when he heard his doorbell ring.
*Ring* *Ring* *Canada (I just like Canada! Okay?!)*
Jhonen: I wonder who would be rudely bothering--*opens the door* Oh…It's you.
BOD (~That's me!): Hi, Jhonenny!!! Whatcha been up to?
Jhonen: Well—
BOD: Great! Wanna go camping with me and Nny? Of course ya do! Let's get going. *goes to his room and starts packing his things*
Jhonen: BOD, this isn't a good time. I'm trying to work.
BOD: *pouts* Aw, Jhonen…That's all you do. Dontcha want to go camping with Johnny and me?
Jhonen: Not really. I—
BOD: *tears well up in eyes* But…I…*sniff* YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I'm gonna kill myself!! *pust her hands around her throat*
Jhonen: No! You don't have to do that! I'll go camping!!
BOD: Yay! *to herself* Works every time… *out loud* Okay! Now we just have to get Nny! He's at the mall buying some new knives!
Jhonen: Great…let me guess. I'm driving?
BOD: Right!!
So they get in Jhonen's car and start to drive to the mall. But, suddenly…
*BOOM*
Jhonen: Ahhh! What was that?!
BOD: Sounds like we hit something! Quick, keep driving!!
Jhonen: No! We should at least see what it was. *looks behind him* Aw shit!
BOD: What is it?
Jhonen: *stops the car and gets out* I can't believe it!
BOD: *gets out* What did we hit?!
Jhonen: Look! *points*
BOD: Jhonen! You hit Happy Noodle Boy!!
HNB lay flat on the road, and bleeding from the head.
HNB: *gets up* Cursed badgers!! Taste the rainbow! Holy potatoes, Jim!!
BOD: This is great! Now Happy Noodle Boy can come with us!! C'mon HNB! We're going camping!!
HNB: Shotgun!!
Jhonen: Great…
So, with HNB in the car, our friends go to the mall. When they get there they see horrible things. Sluts, teenieboppers, and preps in Christina Aguilera shirts.
BOD: We have to find Nny! *gets out of the car* Aren't you coming?!
HNB: Pop tarts, they smell like socks, but they have no kiwis!
Jhonen: Hell no! This place is crawling with horrible people!!
BOD: Fine!! I'll find Johnny by myself!
So, BOD goes into the mall to find Nny. Then, she sees a display for a Christina Aguilera concert.
BOD: *reading* Tonight at Peachy Pines Campgrounds, Christina Aguilera in concert. Oh boy…that's where we're going. *grins evilly* I'll finally be able to kill Christina Aguilera! Muahahahahahahahahaha!! *notices people staring* Um…I LOVE THE MALL!!! *runs away*
Finally, she reaches a store called "Knives and Other Things to Injure People With", where she sees Nny.
BOD: *walking in the store* Nny!
Nny: Hey, BOD. You ready to go?
BOD: Yeah. Did you notice that there's going to be a Christina Aguilera concert where we're going camping?
Nny: I'm way ahead of you. *shows her a bag full of really scary knives and weapons*
BOD: Kay then! Let's go. Jhonen and Happy Noodle Boy are in the car.
And so they leave to go camping.
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***Well, do you like it so far? I hope so! *smiles* Now all you have to do is REVIEW!***
Jhonen Vasquez was working on the second set of JtHM comics when he heard his doorbell ring.
*Ring* *Ring* *Canada (I just like Canada! Okay?!)*
Jhonen: I wonder who would be rudely bothering--*opens the door* Oh…It's you.
BOD (~That's me!): Hi, Jhonenny!!! Whatcha been up to?
Jhonen: Well—
BOD: Great! Wanna go camping with me and Nny? Of course ya do! Let's get going. *goes to his room and starts packing his things*
Jhonen: BOD, this isn't a good time. I'm trying to work.
BOD: *pouts* Aw, Jhonen…That's all you do. Dontcha want to go camping with Johnny and me?
Jhonen: Not really. I—
BOD: *tears well up in eyes* But…I…*sniff* YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I'm gonna kill myself!! *pust her hands around her throat*
Jhonen: No! You don't have to do that! I'll go camping!!
BOD: Yay! *to herself* Works every time… *out loud* Okay! Now we just have to get Nny! He's at the mall buying some new knives!
Jhonen: Great…let me guess. I'm driving?
BOD: Right!!
So they get in Jhonen's car and start to drive to the mall. But, suddenly…
*BOOM*
Jhonen: Ahhh! What was that?!
BOD: Sounds like we hit something! Quick, keep driving!!
Jhonen: No! We should at least see what it was. *looks behind him* Aw shit!
BOD: What is it?
Jhonen: *stops the car and gets out* I can't believe it!
BOD: *gets out* What did we hit?!
Jhonen: Look! *points*
BOD: Jhonen! You hit Happy Noodle Boy!!
HNB lay flat on the road, and bleeding from the head.
HNB: *gets up* Cursed badgers!! Taste the rainbow! Holy potatoes, Jim!!
BOD: This is great! Now Happy Noodle Boy can come with us!! C'mon HNB! We're going camping!!
HNB: Shotgun!!
Jhonen: Great…
So, with HNB in the car, our friends go to the mall. When they get there they see horrible things. Sluts, teenieboppers, and preps in Christina Aguilera shirts.
BOD: We have to find Nny! *gets out of the car* Aren't you coming?!
HNB: Pop tarts, they smell like socks, but they have no kiwis!
Jhonen: Hell no! This place is crawling with horrible people!!
BOD: Fine!! I'll find Johnny by myself!
So, BOD goes into the mall to find Nny. Then, she sees a display for a Christina Aguilera concert.
BOD: *reading* Tonight at Peachy Pines Campgrounds, Christina Aguilera in concert. Oh boy…that's where we're going. *grins evilly* I'll finally be able to kill Christina Aguilera! Muahahahahahahahahaha!! *notices people staring* Um…I LOVE THE MALL!!! *runs away*
Finally, she reaches a store called "Knives and Other Things to Injure People With", where she sees Nny.
BOD: *walking in the store* Nny!
Nny: Hey, BOD. You ready to go?
BOD: Yeah. Did you notice that there's going to be a Christina Aguilera concert where we're going camping?
Nny: I'm way ahead of you. *shows her a bag full of really scary knives and weapons*
BOD: Kay then! Let's go. Jhonen and Happy Noodle Boy are in the car.
And so they leave to go camping.
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***Well, do you like it so far? I hope so! *smiles* Now all you have to do is REVIEW!***