Fithos Lusec Chorus Vinosec
All characters are owned by Squaresoft. And after this, I doubt they'll be willing to sell them to us.
Seifer: My hair is blonde, I have a gunblade,
Because I'm the bad guy,
I have trouble getting la..paid!
Irvine:I have no worries
I'm a sniper
Flirt back and forth
Like a windscreen wiper
Seifer: Garden is cool,
Even though I dropped out,
I hang out with Raijin,
And that bird who likes to shout.
Irvine:I take aim and fire
Your heart's my desire
Seifer:I have problems enough,
With me being blonde,
I want to be strong,
Like pointy-ears Elrond.
I hate Squall so, he gave me this scar,
With a name like that, he'll never go far,
He may be the Estharian heir,
But he get laughed at with his stupid hair.
My first day here,
I got this good tip,
Dude, you'll do well by take my adive,
Don't piss off the blonde with the whip!
Irvine:Her hair goes 'flick'
She's mighty thick
But ah, so sweet
My Selphie-treat.
Seifer:Selphie's annoying, she likes to yell,
I don't know why Irvine thinks she's swell,
Perhaps tonight, if my head chooses to swell,
I'll chuck that annoying ditz down a well.
Zell:I like to skate
It's really great
I wear neat togs
And eat hot dogs
I'm ZELL ZELL ZELL!
Seifer:I did the SeeD test,
Squall was a real pest,
And that's not the end of it all,
The worst thing of all,
That made it all hell,
Was being with Chicken-Wuss Zell.
Squall:This big machine
Was really mean
And chased us down the mountain
It wouldn't stop
Not by the shop
Nor even by the fountain
We had our escape,
It was a tough scrape,
We saved the dog 'n' all,
That machine blew up,
Quistis saved all,
But not even she, the fairest of all,
Could save me from the graduation ball.
*Enter Rinoa, stage left*
Rinoa:I have black haaaair,
And I'm very faaair,
I dance really well,
The crowd all went wow,
So I'll shove off right now.
Squall:Who was that bird
Who made me dance?
It's quite absurd
I'm in a trance!
That dress was...short
And how we danced
But best of all
I saw her pants.
Timber was swell
(Apart from Selph 'n' Zell)
We all met Edea
She invoked feeee-ar
Seifer turned up,
Quite unexpectedly,
But quite frankly,
I think he just wanted to be on TV.
Of to Galbadia now,
Because I heard it's nice,
Just hope the rumours aren't true,
About them training mice.
Galbadia's....big
It's huge and scary
And Irvine Kinneas
Is somewhat hairy
But he shoots that gun
Without a blink
And wow - he's sexy
Makes you think!
I reckon Selphie
Likes him lots
For Irvine Kinneas
She's got the hots.
The sniper swaggered,
Causing all the girls to flutter,
He's warm like soft butter,
Although I'm sure it's Selphie he will woo,
I'm beginning to think I fancy him too!
The wimp! The cad!
He chickened out!
He didn't shoot her!
I had to shout!
He aimed, he fired
But he missed
I think we'll all
Go and get pissed.
Seifer was there,
Challenged me to a duel,
My gunblade shone like a nice pretty jewel,
Edea cast a spell, and I got hit,
The music drowned out,
My utterance of "Oh shit!"
Another dawn, another day
That Seifer hasn't gone away
Instead he's got me here to bully
My head is feeling VERY woolly
In prison now, things are looking grim,
Think the food will make me go slim,
The torture I suffered made me itch,
I bet Zell ends up being everyone's bitch.
Escaped prison now,
And I really hate Seifer,
Selphie's buggered off,
And I'm glad to be rid of her.
I think I dreamed
Or so it seemed
That I was quite a pillock
You know the sort
Whose every thought
Will trip him o'er a hillock
Laguuuuuuna
Laguuuuuuna
He's cute and quite a swooooooner
But brains - he's none
He waves this gun
I think he's quite a looooooooner
Felt quite alone,
Then discovered Ellone,
And handed her over to Esthar,
She sends me to the past,
I don't know why,
To find out, I'll have to pester.
Because of the time,
We're lacking in rhyme,
So let me cut to the chase,
We won in the end, I felt so glad,
When Rinoa kissed my face.
Irvine:I guess I'll second that
I gave Selphie my hat
And she caught me with two girls
Bummer.
All:And so let us end on this heartwarming scene,
Selphie looks younger,
I'm sure she's fifteen.