The Idiocy of Min-Sook
By Min-Sook Park
::::::::: Tis a room in Rivendell, where Min-Sook, Frodo, and Larutan meet to have tea. Preferably green. ::::::::::
Frodo: .....
Min-Sook: .....
Larutan: .....
The One Ring: Hullo~!
Frodo: .....
Min-Sook: ::angrily:: .....
Larutan: ::happily:: .....
The One Ring: ::sadly:: .....
:::Aragorn steps in:::
Frodo, Min-Sook, and Larutan: ......
The One Ring: *nods*
Aragorn: .....
The One Ring: I can nod, see?
Aragorn: .....
The One Ring: ...Saurrrrron???
:::Frodo immediately walks off:::
The One Ring: *pleading* Sauuuuuuuuronnnnn~~~!!!!!!
Frodo: .....
Aragorn: .....
Min-Sook: ....ne?
Gosh, that was a great scene. I outta become a playwrighter sometime ^-^. Now if only I come find Mr. Astin and a good bad-ass waterfall, then I'd be set!
Yee, how much you guys think Elijah's worth? Maybe five dollars? Or maybe two, but I don't know who'd I hire for Larutan! Maybe if I mix Gackt Camui's genes with Orlando Bloom's...hmm, might come out nice ^_^.
Argh, I bet Bloom costs a buck and Gackt twenty...argh, I'm gonna go broke when I'm ready to shoot! I better brush up on my German!...er, I mean my Japanese. I'm sure Gackt wants to give his genes out to Bloom-san. If only I could figure out how to turn Gackt into a natural female and learn how to make a time machine ^___^;;;;. Time to watch Back to the Future again, I suppose.
I wonder how I'll get the One Ring to nod. Maybe if I burn it in the fire long enough and apply a hammer to it...
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2 hours later, after medical assistance was provided...
Hey, I think I'm okay. I think. The hammer bounced right off the ring and flew right into my manly visage of mine, leaving a rather ugly mark from my forehead to my chin in the shape of a lighthouse. At least I think it's a lighthouse o.O;;.
For some reason I keep on forgetting it cannot be destroyed or dented (as with my measely pink rubber hammer) unless I travel all the way to Mount Doom and throw it in there. But if I did that I would have no ring. Crap.
I think I'm going to travel to Iowa at this moment. The capital, actually. Why? You take a guess. I'm taking me a camcorder, a spiffy new car, beer, a whip, and twenty dollars! I think it'll work. Now as for England, I'm not all too clear on that. I'm thinking of getting me a kamekaze and going to Japan after I go to Iowa.
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1 day later...
Okay, I can't drive. I just crashed the car right into the garage. But hoh well, I'm going to steal some money and fly to Japan. Urr...Ja ne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...crap, I'll just repeat kurasame in a seductive voice to see if I can find Gackt ^-^.
Okay, here goes....*in a feminine, deep, slow voice* Ooi, kuraaaa sahm aaaeeey....eh? hai, hai, haaaai. Kurasame, kurasame, kurasame....errr...kurasame.
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1 minute later...
I don't think they would appreciate me saying f you over and over again @_@. Okay...err, I think I'll just try England. Hey, the queen should welcome moi. After all, my middle name was named after her ^^*. Argh...Xiiiilllleee!!!
Xile: ne?
Minsook: Where's your airboard?
Xile: muh? muh?
Minsook: Anori...U.U;; No Hanguka?
Xile: Muh?!
Minsook: Argh...ahn yung?
Xile: Ahn yung ha sayo ^-^.
Minsook: Ahn yung ha shim nika?
Xile: Cho-wa.
Minsook: Cho-wa? *__*;;
Xile: Ne.
Minsook: Oh ahka, ahka, ei-ro-wa!
Xile: O.o;;
Minsook: ?__?
Xile: Uhh...chul-ka...
Minsook: Noooo Xileee come baack!!!!
Xile: o.O() Ehh....*runs off*
Minsook: *__* Xiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllleeeee~!
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10 minutes later...
Bah, Xile was no help. But onwards, I arranged with Greyhound to take me to Iowa! I'm very happy ^^. Wish me luck, I'm off!
By Min-Sook Park
::::::::: Tis a room in Rivendell, where Min-Sook, Frodo, and Larutan meet to have tea. Preferably green. ::::::::::
Frodo: .....
Min-Sook: .....
Larutan: .....
The One Ring: Hullo~!
Frodo: .....
Min-Sook: ::angrily:: .....
Larutan: ::happily:: .....
The One Ring: ::sadly:: .....
:::Aragorn steps in:::
Frodo, Min-Sook, and Larutan: ......
The One Ring: *nods*
Aragorn: .....
The One Ring: I can nod, see?
Aragorn: .....
The One Ring: ...Saurrrrron???
:::Frodo immediately walks off:::
The One Ring: *pleading* Sauuuuuuuuronnnnn~~~!!!!!!
Frodo: .....
Aragorn: .....
Min-Sook: ....ne?
Gosh, that was a great scene. I outta become a playwrighter sometime ^-^. Now if only I come find Mr. Astin and a good bad-ass waterfall, then I'd be set!
Yee, how much you guys think Elijah's worth? Maybe five dollars? Or maybe two, but I don't know who'd I hire for Larutan! Maybe if I mix Gackt Camui's genes with Orlando Bloom's...hmm, might come out nice ^_^.
Argh, I bet Bloom costs a buck and Gackt twenty...argh, I'm gonna go broke when I'm ready to shoot! I better brush up on my German!...er, I mean my Japanese. I'm sure Gackt wants to give his genes out to Bloom-san. If only I could figure out how to turn Gackt into a natural female and learn how to make a time machine ^___^;;;;. Time to watch Back to the Future again, I suppose.
I wonder how I'll get the One Ring to nod. Maybe if I burn it in the fire long enough and apply a hammer to it...
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2 hours later, after medical assistance was provided...
Hey, I think I'm okay. I think. The hammer bounced right off the ring and flew right into my manly visage of mine, leaving a rather ugly mark from my forehead to my chin in the shape of a lighthouse. At least I think it's a lighthouse o.O;;.
For some reason I keep on forgetting it cannot be destroyed or dented (as with my measely pink rubber hammer) unless I travel all the way to Mount Doom and throw it in there. But if I did that I would have no ring. Crap.
I think I'm going to travel to Iowa at this moment. The capital, actually. Why? You take a guess. I'm taking me a camcorder, a spiffy new car, beer, a whip, and twenty dollars! I think it'll work. Now as for England, I'm not all too clear on that. I'm thinking of getting me a kamekaze and going to Japan after I go to Iowa.
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1 day later...
Okay, I can't drive. I just crashed the car right into the garage. But hoh well, I'm going to steal some money and fly to Japan. Urr...Ja ne!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...crap, I'll just repeat kurasame in a seductive voice to see if I can find Gackt ^-^.
Okay, here goes....*in a feminine, deep, slow voice* Ooi, kuraaaa sahm aaaeeey....eh? hai, hai, haaaai. Kurasame, kurasame, kurasame....errr...kurasame.
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1 minute later...
I don't think they would appreciate me saying f you over and over again @_@. Okay...err, I think I'll just try England. Hey, the queen should welcome moi. After all, my middle name was named after her ^^*. Argh...Xiiiilllleee!!!
Xile: ne?
Minsook: Where's your airboard?
Xile: muh? muh?
Minsook: Anori...U.U;; No Hanguka?
Xile: Muh?!
Minsook: Argh...ahn yung?
Xile: Ahn yung ha sayo ^-^.
Minsook: Ahn yung ha shim nika?
Xile: Cho-wa.
Minsook: Cho-wa? *__*;;
Xile: Ne.
Minsook: Oh ahka, ahka, ei-ro-wa!
Xile: O.o;;
Minsook: ?__?
Xile: Uhh...chul-ka...
Minsook: Noooo Xileee come baack!!!!
Xile: o.O() Ehh....*runs off*
Minsook: *__* Xiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiillllleeeee~!
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10 minutes later...
Bah, Xile was no help. But onwards, I arranged with Greyhound to take me to Iowa! I'm very happy ^^. Wish me luck, I'm off!