Disclaimer: I do not own kingdom hearts so the first person to try to sue me gets shot. Thx : )

Stereotype: It is stereotyped that surfer guys are idiots who always use words like dude, totally, and wipe out (which technically is a phrase but you get the point).

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"Dude that was awesome!" shouted a boy with long grey-silver hair (not sure if it's more silver or grey so I use both)

"I know I totally shredded that wave man!" shouted back a boy with ruffled brown hair and a surf board with the picture of a key on both sides.

"Like Sora that was like totally righteous right Riku!" screamed a girl with shoulder length brown hair as she was running toward the two boys Riku nodded in response.

"Gee thanks Kairi." Said Sora while blushing so much he sort of resembled a tomato.

"Please if you think that was cool Kairi watch this." Said Riku as he grabbed Sora's board and ran towards the water.

He was doing pretty well until he stood up then he fell into the water almost immediately and was quickly dragged underwater.

"Omg!! Sora help him before he drowns!" screamed a very panicked Kairi.

Sora quickly ran to the water and dived in he reappeared later pulling a slightly disoriented Riku.

"HAHA! Wipe out man that totally sucked!" laughed Sora.

"Shut up loser!" shouted a very embarrassed and pissed off Riku.

"You shut up stupid!" shouted an equally pissed Sora.

"Moron!"

"Idiot!"

"Dumbass!"

"You're the one who failed kindergarten." Taunted Sora

Riku shot back "At least I didn't fail second 3 times!"

"Omfg you're both idiots so shut up already!!" shouted a very angry Kairi who looked ready to kill and or castrate one or both of them.

"Sorry." Sora and Riku said in unison.

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"Dobe!"

"Teme!"

"I said shut up or so help neither of you will ever have children!!!"

Osuwari

Yay!!! I finally got around to writing a story after having a fanfic account for so long. Take that MasterofHearts1313 now I can attack you with the cast of kingdom hearts. This is my first story so please be kind criticism is accepted but will probably end in your assassination. Saa…. : )