R- Hey, Scorp! What's up?
S- Meh.
R- Huh? Non- monosyllable answers please?
S- Eh.
R- What's wrong?
S- Nothing. Why would anything be wrong?
R- What's wrong?
S- Nothing, for God's sake!
R- I know something's wrong. What's wrong?
S- Get lost, woman. I'm fine.
R- Listen, I'm not moving from here until you tell me what's wrong, so can you please hurry up? I have to finish my Charms essay.
S- Stupid witch.
S- HOLY CHRIST, WOMAN! What was that for?
R- So, what were you saying?
S- I said you're awesome.
R- Good boy. So now will you tell me why you look like you got an A instead of O in potions?
S- No.
R- Fine, then. I'm staying here till you decide to swallow your stupid male ego and tell me.
R- Okay, I'm bored. Tell me now. Now, now, now!
S- Fine, then! I'll tell you. Have you ever been in love with someone you thought you were just friends with?
R- Me? Umm… no.
S- You hesitated! You have! Who was it?
R- I said no! So, who do you like? Annabel, right? Or maybe Sarah. Or maybe….
S- NO! I don't like Annabel or Sarah. Stop changing the topic. You like one of your friends too.
R- I do not!
S- Yes, you do. I know you're lying.
R- When did this conversation turn to me? I thought it was about you and your sordid love life.
S- Hey! My love life is not sordid! And you have to tell me who you like.
R- No, I don't. You like Kate, right?
S- No. Now can you tell me who you like?
R- No one.
S- LIAR!
R- FINE! I'm in love with you, okay? Happy now?
S- You…. like…..me? Really?
R- Forget it. I'm sorry I said anything.
S- Don't be. I love you too.
R- Whaaat? Shut up.
S- But I do. Can I ask you the question both of us have been waiting for?
R- Yes.
S- Do you want peanut butter and oreos?
R- What?
S- OUCH! What was that for?
R- You're such an ass!
S- Where are you going? Don't go! I was joking!
R- Whatever.
S- Rose!
R- Leave my hand.
S- No. Rose Weasley, I love you, and I have loved you for years. I want to know if you love me too, and will agree to be my girlfriend.
R- I'll have to think about it.
S- Rosey- Posey, stop playing hard to get.
R- I said I need to think.
S- Rosey, please? If you say yes, I won't blackmail you into doing my homework for me.
R- In that case, yes.
S- Yes what? You'll do my homework for me?
R- No! I will be your girlfriend, you ass!
S- Oh. That kind of yes.
R- So, you want to make it official?
S- Didn't we just make it official?
R- *
S- *
S- Mmm. That's the kind of official you meant. Want to practice some more?
R- I don't know. I'm kind of in the mood for peanut butter and oreos now.