I was going to only update SFSCTT until it was finished but THIS IDEA WAS TOO GOOD TO MISS! I think anyway:

Hot Potato

"OK DIS IS DA HOT POTATO SHOW OF DOOM!" Crazy Hand screamed quietly, in a loud way that was silent, to the camera "OUR CONESTANTS ARE…"

Roy! "JOO R ALL PERVS!"

Sandbag! "…"

Peach! "I like cheese!"

Zelda! "Someone stuck a fake peanut up my nose!"

Link! "I IS H.O.T."

Marth! "YO MAMA!"

Pichu! "Foxes! Hehehehehe!"

Fox! "I'm scared!"

"OK LET'S START!" the glove threw a potato in the air, it landed on Pichu, but he was just obsessed with foxes and didn't catch itand melted in the heat. Then mixed with the potato and ate himself causing him to disappear.

"YAY!" Fox cried, Crazy threw another and Zelda caught it, she tossed it to Marth who tossed it to Sandbag who fell over.

"OOH JUST LOOK AT THAT BAG'S FACE! HE MUST BE SAD, HUMBLE, AND HURT BECAUSE OF HIS LOSS!"

The sandbaglay there.

"ANYWAY! SAY BYE-BYE!" he picked it up and stuffed it up something to stuff up into; a pit of rabid houses, ouch.

Link picked it up and threw it at Roy who caught it with his mouth, "YUM!"

"DIS IS GETTING NOWHERE AT MEIUM SPEED! TIME FOR THE NEXT LEVEL!" Crazy Hand pulled out a crazy chicken and threw it at Roy who screamed and was chased out of the living room with banjo music playing.

"EH WHAT DA FUDGE!" he pulled out a rubber chicken that was hot and tossed it to Fox who tossed it to Zelda who tossed it to Peach who tossed it to Link who tossed it to Marth who tossed it to Marth who tossed it to Marth who tossed it to Marth who tossed it to Marth who tossed it to the lamp who tossed it back to Fox.

"I'm cute." A chocolate bunny said, walking up to Link, so he did the most obvious thing that would be funny and if you didn't see it coming than you are a weirdo who has a poopy head.

He ate it. (Psyche! You thought it was something weird and unrelated! HA!)

Then Fox made him sneeze with his tail while Link passed the chicken to Marth, "Like ew! You sneezed on this!" thenMarth fainted and fell out a window, landing in a dumpster where the trash truck came by and threw the contents in.

"Fox, Link, Zelda, Peach are the remaining contestants!" Sonic said before being eaten by a madhouse.

Peach threw the chicken with such force, Link and Zelda put on their bubble shields, but they were stuck and screamed as they rolled down the hall.

"It's just you and me!" Fox said.

Peach threw the toy at him and jammed itin his ear and he screamed and fell unconscious of horror. Then a savage pie Crazy was about to eat broke free and charged at Peach, destroying everything in its chaos-ridden path of evil.

She ate it.

"Oh, did I win?" she said,

"YES YOU DID!" the crazy one said "HERE IS YOUR PRIZE!" he handed her novelty exploding tic tacs.

"Who could want a better gift!" she exclaimed.

Review or devour a sub in two seconds while standing on your face cuz I have twenty other planned games, though I probably won't use all of them.

Prey the next chapter is funnier or die trying! (?)