Oops I did it again.
Jack sat looking between Ianto and the piece of alien tech that he had in his hands. At least he thought it was Ianto it had defiantly been Ianto exactly 12.86 seconds ago, which is about when Jack pressed the big button in the middle of the device. He had spent the subsequent time staring at Ianto in shock.
"Ianto?" he called nervously,
To which he Ianto cocked his head and started to wag his tail slightly.
"Okay so it is still Ianto, sort of." Jack said to himself, "why oh why can't I just do what you say and stop playing with all this tech?" he asked himself.
Ianto gave one booming bark of agreement.
The end.