Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine, merely the plot that fills the page.

Warnings: slash, implied 'action'

Just a bit of fun :)

Harry screamed, sitting bolt upright in his four poster.

"Harry? S'matter?" Neville rubbed sleep from his eyes.

"I…I…just forgot my magazines! What… he… I mean my Aunt… what if she found it, she'd see… him! I mean her… I mean, no."

Neville hid a smile. Dean rolled his eyes. Seamus didn't beat around the bush.

"Harry, we've known you were gay for years!" Harry's mouth dropped open.

"I'm NOT! I mean… I like girls!"

"Harry, we found your magazines years ago! Besides we've been your roomies for…" Seamus counted on Dean's fingers "seven years!" Dean nodded, stroking Seamus' chest.

"Did you see? I mean…" Harry stuttered, sitting cross legged, face as red as Seamus' swollen lips.

"Did we see the picture you stuck on the faces of the guys? You betcha'!" Dean grinned, snuggling into Seamus' arms.

"I have to say Harry, you've got good taste there!" leered Seamus. Dean proceeded to hit Seamus over the head.

"Oww! I was just joking, Malfoy isn't as good looking as you my dear…" There was the sound of smooching for a while whilst Harry and Neville looked away pointedly. After a couple of minutes, Harry cleared his throat.

"So, umm, how long have you two been, y'kno…?"

"Bout three years now?" Seamus nodded his assent.

"Wow"

"Yeah, you sleep heavily…"

"Eww"

…

"Wait so you're gay, but you think it's gross that Dean and Seamus are shagging?"

"Oh its not that they're boys, its just them!"

"Oh thanks a lot" Seamus huffed.

"Not like that, it's just, its you guys, I've known you too long for that!"

"…known Malfoy just as long…" Seamus grumbled.

"Do you want me to want you??"

One look at Dean was enough to quell Seamus' answer.

"Don't be jealous, Bambi? Dr. Seamus can make it all better!"

Harry looked at Neville in disgust. "Bambi…?"

Neville heaved a long suffering sigh. "Yeah I know, you should have heard them when they went through their Sesame Street phase- it was all, "oh Big Bird!" every night."

"SEAMUS! Quit grinding on me! At least when Harry's watching! He looks as though he might wet himself"

"Shut it, you!" said Harry turning red and looking away quickly.

"Whasgoinon?" Ron sat up sleepily

"Ah, Ron, finally Sleeping Beauty joins the party" Neville snickered.

"Ah shut it, so has Harry finally come out then?"

"Ahem"

"Oh sorry, Harry, didn't realise you were awake- I guess that's a yes then- DEAN SEAMUS! What the hell are you doing! Stop that this instant!"

"Sorry, Ron, No… Can… Do…!"

"At least shut the curtains!"

"FASTER!"

"OKAY! I think this is when everyone casts a silencing charm and goes to sleep!"

"Night!"

"Night!"

"Night"

"SEAMUS!!!"

"AHH…Dean…"

"Wait, what do I do about my magazines?!"

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