Hey guys, this is most definitely going to be different from my usual stories. This is a bit darker, older. Not so much fluff, mainly crude humor. I'll try my best. This idea has been rolling around in my head and I had to work it out. Enjoy/ Review!

Disclaimer for entire story: I do NOT own Twilight. However, i do own this plot. (:

Chapter One: The Letter

My alarm clock buzzed, taking me out of my slumber. Dazed, I fumbled to find the snooze button. No such luck. Slowly, I flipped the light on, hoping to get the damn noise to stop. Fully awake, I begrudgingly stormed out of my queen size bed. A voice trilled from the door, signaling for me to get ready.

"Get up, Bella!" Alice screeched. I yelled back at her, telling here to not yell at this time in the morning. For God's sake, it was only 6 o clock in the morning.

My name's Isabella Marie Swan, but don't you dare ever call me that. I prefer Bella. It's nice and simple, like me. I live in a little town called Forks. It's in the middle of nowhere, but that doesn't mean I don't know what's going on in the rest of the world. I know exactly what styles are in and which are completely heinous. Most importantly, I know who Miley's dating and who is going to win American Idol. I am perfectly informed. Hell, I watch the news, Ryan Seacrest is always keeping me updated on all the celebrities.

With Too Fake blasting in the background, I hopped into my steamy shower. The scorching water hit my bare back, burning it a bit. I jumped at the temperature, but doused my hair in shampoo, forgetting about it. After washing my hair twice with my Bed Head shampoo, I tossed in some conditioner and washed it out. I quickly shaved my legs and armpits. Once I finished, I washed my body and scurried out of the shower. I quickly blow dried my hair, leaving it to look beautiful. Fuck, I was late already. Alice's fist pounded on the door.

"BELLLAAA!" She drawled out in a wail. "I need to use the shower!"

I wrapped a towel around my body and swung the door open to reveal my best friend and sister, Alice. Alice was a foot shorter than me. She was quite petite, all skin and bones. Her usual spiky jet black hair was ruffled on one side. I laughed at her image and stepped aside to let her through.

"Thank you" She said icily.

"Boo hoo, Alice." I joked. She hit me playfully before she slammed the door in my face.

I hurried down the hall to my room. When I entered my room, I sighed. The Swan family was probably the wealthiest family in Forks, besides the Cullens. We most definitely were rolling in cash. My room was a deep purple with white everything. My beautiful queen bed had a white bed frame and my dresser was white, as was my desk. It was simply elegant. Alice's room was very much like my own, only hers was pink and white instead of purple.

Our parents, Charlie and Renee, were quite the pair. Renee was an author, who sold five best sellers. Charlie, a police officer, was also great with stocks. We could bath in our cash. Literally. Alice and I each had our own cars, both Lexus, of course. Daddy loves us, so he got us both the top of the line.

I stepped into my walk-in closet in search of the perfect outfit. Hell, all my clothes were perfect. Each were designer. Nothing is good unless it is designer. I looked in my Stella McCartney section of clothing and pulled out a pair of black jeans. I pulled them on, marveling at their perfection. Then, I searched for the best top that would work with the pants. Finally, I found my Ashish Tiger pattern tank. It was sequined and fit me like a glove. I slowly stepped into my Burberry platform pumps and leafed through my closet for a cute bag to carry my books in. I found my black Alexander Wang bag and slid it onto my shoulder. I then fled the closet to go to my vanity. I brushed on some makeup, mainly black eyeliner, blush, and mascara. I swept my eyelids with gray shadow and stepped in front of the full length mirror. I looked hot. Perfect for the first day of school.

I picked up my bag again and got my iPhone off my bedside table and went slowly down the steps to the kitchen. Renee and Charlie already left, leaving a little note wishing Alice and I a wonderful first day of school. Alice and I were twins and we were most positively nothing alike. We didn't look anything alike. I looked like my mother and Alice like my father. They both had dark hair, but surprisingly Alice had bright blue eyes, while the rest of us had brown. Not only were Alice and I twins, but we were best friends. We went anywhere and everywhere together. We shared our secrets with each other, well most of the time. Also, we were the most popular girls at Forks High. Hell, even at schools we didn't go to, we were popular.

Alice soon padded down the staircase. She looked positively cute today. Her face was fair and delicate with pink lips. She wore a black multicolored dress. She looked like my little Ali.

"Ali, you look sooo pretty!" I said, eying her. She smiled shyly and replied with a nice response to my outfit. I looked into our fridge. There wasn't much. We mainly had takeout every night. I scoped out the pantry, but we were left with nothing.

"You want to go to the Quickie Mart?" I asked. The Quickie Mart was a little shop down the street. It sold bagels, food, ice-cream, anything. Alice nodded and we left the house, locking it behind us. We got into Alice's shiny car and drove away, stopping at the Quickie. I jumped out while Alice waited in the car.

When I reached inside, I sighed in content. Almost everyday, we came to the Quickie. I ordered two Bacon, Egg, and Cheese sandwiches. As I waited for the order, I grabbed a Red Bull for me and a chocolate milk for Alice. Alice could not have an energy drink at this hour, for she would be bouncing off the walls. The bell dinged and I scooped the sandwiches off the counter. I quickly paid before I headed back to Alice. I handed Alice hers and opened my package. The delicious smell of bacon and cheese hit my nostrils. I inhaled, taking in its beautiful scent. Soon enough, the delectable sandwich was gone.

When we arrived at school, I waved to everyone there, asking about their summers. Alice and I were all smiles as we greeted everyone. It was like we were the queens of the court. I laughed at stupid jokes and exchanged polite conversations as I walked to my locker. Alice stepped beside me, opening hers. We had the same lockers for all three years. As my last year of opening it on the first day, I slowly turned the lock. 10-36-03. The lock clicked open, revealing an almost empty locker. I pulled out the only item in the locker. An envelope. I tore it open, wondering whom it was from. I read the letter with shaky hands. I looked around the hall, hoping to find the culprit. Who was it? But all I found was the bustling movement of students heading to homeroom. I reread the letter.

My fairest Bella,

I hope you enjoyed your summer. From the looks of your sparkling tan, you look like you went many places. And I don't mean just the Bahamas. I promise I won't tell Jessica. It will be our little secret and Mike's...I know what you did last summer.

Love always,

Your secret keeper

SOOOOO, I hope you guys review. It's much, much different from my regular stories. I pray that you guys will take some time to review. Even if it is just a smiley face. (:

Hugs and kisses,

Luvinlifee :]]