Disclaimer: I don't own Metal Gear, or anything else I might mention in this story
Metal Gear:
In Da Hood II
By: C Dink
Chapter 1: Same Ole' Song And Dance
AU: Okay..so this is my sequel to Metal Gear: In Da Hood.I hope you guys enjoy it as much as the original.I promise this won't just be another story, this one is actually gonna have a plot and maybe some serious stuff in there aswell.Here you go
Announcer: Hello there..my role is to tell you exactly what to expect from this chapter..and what to remember from the last...prepare to be informed of none..well if you haven't read the first one...needless to say read it first.I'll set you up.well basically Otacon and Snake are just living on there own in the city.It's been two months since they moved there..and still they've done nothing...until...
(Snake and Otacon are sitting in there living room.Snakes playing banjo Otacons not.)
Otacon: Any chance you could stop that?
Snake: Otacon, I've been playing the banjo my whole life how can you ask me to stop now?
Otacon: Snake you started playing a week ago.
(Theres a knock on there door)
Guy: Hal and Dave? I'm here to collect your rent...says you haven't payed it in the two months you've been here.I know your in there!
Otacon: How do you know?
Guy: Well it's simple I...
Snake: If you say you read it I'll tear your fucking limbs off!
Guy:: Oh..well in that case...I didn't know.
Snake: Then we must not be in here..you better get going.
Guy: Thats probably a good idea...hey wait I know your in there..you've been talking to me!
Otacon: They have a real top notch staff here.
Guy: I'm coming in there.
Snake: Good luck! We're heavily fortified!
(Guy opens the door and walks in)
Snake: Dammit Otacon! I told you to start locking that door.
Otacon: Sorry...
Guy: I have a large blunt object and I plan on striking you with it!
Otacon: Woah! calm down!
Snake: Lets talk this over, Otacon get him some "coffee".
Otacon: Ok...wait..do you really mean coffee?
Snake: I mean "coffee", why don't you get him some of that?
Otacon: Ok..is this one of those games?
Snake: For fucks sake Otacon! I'll go get it.
(Snake goes into the kitchen.)
Guy: What are you two planning?
Otacon: I honestly have know idea.
(Suddenly snake strikes and kills him with a frying pan.)
Snake: How did you not understand this?
Otacon: How the hell was I suppose to know coffee means kill the rent guy?
Snake: No "coffee" means that...dumbass. I mean we've been at this for years Otacon, pick it up a bit.
Otacon: What the hell are you talking about! We haven't been at anything like this for years.
Snake: I guess you'll just never get it.
(Snake shakes his head)
Otacon:...For the love of...well anyway..about the body?
Snake: Put it with the rest..you know in the community freezer.
Otacon: Right...wait we have a community freezer? Did you make that up?
Snake: Fuck Otacon, just do the damn thing.
2 hours later
Otacon: Snake still with the banjo!
Snake: It's in my soul.
Otacon: ugh... you know what we need...lives.
Snake: Nah, they just nag and get mad.
Otacon: What?
Snakes: Wives..they nag and get mad.
Otacon: I said lives..we could use lives.
Snake: Oh..I see this was just a misunderstanding..oh how funny.
Otacon: Um..right.
Snake: Oh, how rich.
Otacon: Sure is.
Snake: MAN! how funny.
Otacon: Joke was over awhile go buddy.
Snake: Sorry..I kinda got carried away. So how do you suppose we get these "lives" you speak of?
Otacon: Jobs would help. I wanna be able to actually abide the law and not kill the rent collectors.
Snake: Pansy. Fine lets go look for employment...
(Otacon gets up)
Snake: Tomorrow.
(Otacon falls over)
The next day...
(Snake and Otacon are looking at an old building)
Otacon: I want this place we can start a business!
Snake: For once I agree with you.
(Snake walks up to the man beside the building)
Snake: Hello!
Man Beside The Building: Hello chap! Im the aptly named Man Beside The Building! Most call me MBTB.
Snake: Fuck me backwards, are you british!
Otacon: Your not surprised at his odd name?
Snake: We know people named Vamp,Ocelot, and Fatman...nothing surprises me.
Otacon: Yeah but there not as...
MBTB: Not as what?British?
Snake: My gosh Otacon are you a racist?
Otacon: No no. I was gonna say generic.
MBTB: Oh! Generic..yeah I agree with you there,mate.
Snake: Right..well we'd like to buy this building!
MBTB: And i'd love to sell it to ya...
Otacon: Great!
MBTB: ...If I owned it. See I'm merely standing here, mate. Your looking for a chap by the name of Man Who Owns This Building.
Otacon: More lack of creativity...
Snake: Oh I see...were can we find him?
MBTB: Well he's usually either down by the theatre or the town centre.
Snake: Um..either the what or the what?
MBTB: The theatre or the centre.
Snake: Otacon, you getting any of this?
Otacon...theater or center.
Snake: Oh!Right right. How will we know who he is?
MBTB: He usually wears the colour purple.
(Snake looks at Otacon)
Otacon: Color Snake...color.
Snake: Well were gonna go find him!
MBTB: Right oh! Well see you chaps around then I suppose?
(Snake and Otacon walk off into the sunset)
To be continued...
AU: Okay..I really am working harder on this this then the original. Please,Please, Please review..even if it's bad I just wanna know how I can improve.Thanks and thanks for reading.