AUTHOR NOTE: Lyke omg, hi! My name is XxPokemonBellaEdward4evarxX and I looooove twilight so much! Edward is so sexy, jacob is a gay fag who loves bella who's a major bitch and deserves to die. This is a story about a girl name d riry who loooooooove edward so much! Ilike twilight pokemon and my name's riry.
Disklaimerrrr: edward sayz tat stefaniey myer ownd him
ps. iif u like jacob you sux
pss i'm serious
psss I love reveiws!reveiwe pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pleeeease1
Once upon a time, there was a berautifur girr named riry. She was preyyt good at everythiing and she move to the coolest town in the worlf furcks, and then saw a hotness named edward.
"hey sexy bear." I said
"totattly my man queen bitch said
'not no more said edward, I see a preyyt smelling girr named riry
like omg edward bella said
then he kissed me tjhen took riry and you to a pretty place where they had rots of babies 4 evar
THE END