"Hey guys!" shouted Eric as he walks to his friends, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny. "Guess what!"

"What is it fat ass?" Kyle asked.

"How many times do I have to say this. I'm not fat, I'm big bone!"

"Didn't your mother already told you that you're a fatty and then you went to fat camp? Anyway what did you wanted tell us?"

"Oh yeah." said Eric. "I just bought the new game called Hippie Shooter 6. This game is much different from the other Hippie Shooter games. The difference is that you have the ability kick them in the balls and rip their face off."

"Awesome. Let's go to my house and play the game." Stan said.

"Finally a game where you can defeat those messed-up no good hippies... and kick them in the balls." Cartman grinned in a evil manner as he walks to Stan's house.

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric finally arrived at his house. They all entered the house and Stan ran to the TV set to turned on his Okama Game Sphere. The boys started enjoying the game, Hippie Shooter 6.

"Hah. I won." shouted Eric. "You are losers, losers, losers, aaaaaaand... losers."
"Shut up porky." Kyle shouted. "You just won, because you kept on pausing the game and distract us from the TV screen."

"I did not!" shouted Eric.

"Yes you did!" Kenny muffled.

"WAIT!" shouted Eric. "I know how we can settle this. All we need to do is to kick each other in the balls. The last one standing decides the outcome of this argument."

"Okay. Then let's all kick Eric." said Stan.

"Wait!" shouted Eric.

"What is it now?" said Kyle.

"If you're going to kick me in the balls, can I at least kick Kyle in the balls?" asked Eric.

"KICK HIM IN THE BALLS!" shouted Kyle.

Kyle, Stan, and Kenny started to kick the crap out of Eric.

"Ow.. Owww. Wait.. Ow... Fu.. ck... y... ou... g...uys" Eric said

"Just forget it." said Stan. "This is already boring. Let's go outside, and play some football."

Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and an injured Eric stepped out of Stan's house. They step to the sidewalk and saw a house on the other side of the street that used to be for sale. A house that was bought.

"Hey. Someone bought the huge house over there." Stan said.

"Let's check it out." Kyle said

The friends who walked to the new house, except for Eric who was standing there thinking about who is more evil. A hippie or a Jew? "HEY!" shouted Eric. The boys walked to the new neighbors, to see a man in a blue jacket. Not only that, they also saw Stan's father, Randy Marsh.

"What's your dad doing here?" asked Kyle.

"How the heck would I know?" Stan said.

"Probably jacking off with his wiener." Eric suggested.

"No he wouldn't... I think." Stan said. "Hey dad. What are you doing here?"

"Hi Stan." said Randy as he turned around to see his son. "I'm just talking to my new boss, Mack Tyrant."

"Aren't you the only scientist in this town?" asked Stan.

"Mack here, is going to bring more scientist here." Randy answered. "Not just geologist, but different kinds of scientists. Anyway meet Mack Tyrant."

"Hi Mr. Tyrant."

"Hi there Stan." said Mack. "Your dad already has a promotion. He is now a boss to most of the scientist that will work in my new company."

"What is your company anyway?" Stan asked.

"It's a company of nuclear... I mean research of many problems that exist in human lives." Mack said.

"I'm sure, you just said nuclear." Kyle said.

"Well I didn't. Just go back to breaking glass, drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes, or whatever the heck you children do at this time of the year?"

"Riiiiight." Stan said sarcastically.

The next day in morning. Stan woked up and stepped out of his bed. He walked out of his room and to the living room. Then he walked to the door until his mom came.

"Stan. Your father forgot his suitcase." said Sharon. "Can you give it to him? He works at the new company built by the Mall."

"Fine, I'll give him the suitcase with stickers of Power Puff Girls on it." Stan said.

"What?" Sharon asked.

Sharon gave Stan the suitcase as he walks out of the house. As he walked on the sidewalk, Stan saw Kyle, Kenny, and Eric chatting about Terrance and Phillip.

"Where are you going with the suit case?" Kyle asked to Stan. "And why does that suitcase have Power Puff girls on it?"

"I'm going to the place where my dad works." said Stan. "And my dad is a fan of Power Puff girls, Teletubbies, Care Bears, and Blues Clue."

"Dude, your dad is freaking sissy."

"Yeah." Stan said

"Anyway, I'll follow you. I heard the company offers free snacks." said Kyle.

The boys went together to the company in the town of South Park. Later as they kept on walking, the boys found the building beside the Mall. It was 10 stories high and they entered the glass door of the building and saw different kinds of scientists.

"Oh my god." Eric said angrily. "There are too many hippies here."

"Hey, where are the snacks?" asked Kyle.

"Never mind about that." Stan said. "I need to give this suit case to my dad."

"Where is your dad anyway?" Kyle asked.

"I think he said he was on the 4rth floor yesterday at dinner?" Stan said.

The boys saw the elevator at the other side of the room. They went to the elevator and Kenny pressed the 4F button that caused the elevator to rise to the 4th floor. The elevator opened revealing a hallway. They all stepped out of the elevator and walked through the hallway to find Randy's office. Finally, they found the room called, "RANDY'S OFFICE" with Teletubbies stickers.

"Here's his room." Stan said. The boys opened the door to find Randy with five other scientists.

"Hi Stan." said Randy.

"Here's your suitcase." Stan said.

"I thought I lost my suitcase."

"Yeah, anyway I'll be going now."

"Wait! Where are the snacks? I haven't ate any breakfast?" Kyle asked.
"I don't know. I'll ask my boss." Randy said. "Follow me."

The boys and Randy walked out of the office to the hallway. They went to a different room in the same hallway, that said "Mack Tyrant's office". The room was bigger and vast than Randy's office. In the room, there was Mack Tyrant talking to people who look like terrorists from Afghanistan.

"Hi Randy." Mack said as he turned around in surprised.

"Hi Mack, anyway do you know where the snacks are?" Randy asked. "One of my son's friends wants some snacks."

"Oh sure. They are on the first floor in the kitchen, on the left." said Mack.

"Oh shit! We were just on the first floor." said Kyle as he starved in the room.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot." Mack said.

"What is it?" asked Randy.

"Can all of you turn around for a minute. Oh and wear these ear muffs."

"Okay, but I don't see why."

"If you do, I will buy you a new golden watch."

Randy and the boys wore the ear muffs on their ears and turned around quickly.

"Why would he want us to wear earmuffs and turn around?" Stan thought.

Mack picked up an remote and pressed a certain button. Suddenly a huge TV screen appeared showing different kinds of people.

"Hello governors of California, Virginia, Arizona, Illinois, Maine, and Texas." said Mack.

"You again." said Bob McDonell.

"What do you want now, Russian?" Rick Perry asked.

"I want 20 million dollars delivered at Colorado, Denver, at the biggest and oldest abandon mall in the north." said Mack.

"What if we refuse." Jan Brewer asked.

"Then I will blow up everything precious to you Americans." Mack answered. "I'll be starting with all of your precious beer companies."

"You wouldn't dare." Arnold Schwarzenegger said.

Mack picked up another remote and pressed a blue button. Suddenly a large sound appeared out of nowhere. The sound of different kinds of missiles that launched and went into the sky. Some of the governors heard explosions at faraway beer companies in a second.

"You bastard." yelled Pat Quinn.

"It will be worst, because I will send a nuclear missile that will shot at the heart of New York City. And after that it would be the precious 'FOX' company." said Mack. "I'm giving you two days."

"You won't get away with this." said John Baldacci.

Mack turned off the screen and the TV disappeared by the touch of one button. He turned around to see one of the boys that saw everything, Stan.

"What the hell was that?" Stan asked.

"That was just some business with other companies. By the way, you want a chocolate bar." said Mack

"Did you just say nuclear missiles." said Stan.

"No, I said Nuclear Bunnies. Everyone loves bunnies." said Mack.

"I'm calling the police."

"You think the police will believe a kid that will say a nice guy that has nuclear missiles kept in here. Anyway the rest of you can take off the ear muffs and turn around."

The rest of the boys and Randy took off their ear muffs and they left the office except for Randy. "Randy." Mack said to Randy.

"What is it sir?" Randy asked.

"Tomorrow, I'm promoting you to be the manager of this whole building." said Mack.

"Wow. That seems too much, but aren't you suppose to control this building?"

"I still control this building, but I also control projects that are separated from this company too. I need managers to control each buildings from different states while I control my projects."

"I see... So... Um... Hey, you want to go to a bar."

"Sure. Bosses like me need a break once in a lifetime. In fact I might as well go get drunk. "

The Next Day. Randy walked into his new office that was big and vast. Inside the office was a desk, computer, and a flat plasma screen TV.

"Gee. The new office is huge. I'm gonna need some coffee if I'm gonna work in a big place like this." Randy said.

Randy walked into the kitchen to find different kinds of food products. He wanted to searched for coffee powder, but there was no coffee powder. He kept on searching in other places of the kitchen, but there was nothing.

"How can I work without coffee?" Randy said. "Maybe Mack knows where it is. Where is he anyway? He did said his project is going to be made here." Randy stepped outside of the kitchen so he could find one of Mack's employees. As Randy kept looking he finally saw one of Mack's employees. "Hey you. Do you know where Mack is? I need to talk to him." Randy asked.

"I think he is in the B1F" The employee answered.

"Thanks." Randy left the employee and went to the elevator.

Randy stepped into the elevator as the doors open and pressed the B1F button. The elevator began to lower to the B1F. The elevator then stopped and the door opened. Randy stepped out of the elevator and saw a rocky tunnel. "This is a strange place to work on a project." Randy said as walks into the tunnel. Randy later saw two soldiers with machine guns guarding a metal door.

"This must be his other office." Randy thought as he passes through the guards as if they didn't know he was there. He enter the metal door as it automatically opens and saw a even more huge room. In fact it was a huge cave.

Randy saw soldiers, weapons, and many destructive things.

"What a nice office." Randy said. Randy spotted Mack near a control system. Randy went to the control system to ask Mack for some coffee sugar. "Hey Mack." Randy asked.

"What is it?" Mack asked as he pressed different kinds of buttons on the control system.

"This is a pretty cool office. Kind of think of it, that plastic missile in the middle of this office looks almost real." Randy said. "Anyway, do you know where the coffee sugar is?" Randy asked.

"I'm kind of busy. Here, have my coffee sugar." Mack said. Mack pulled packs of coffee sugar out of his pockets. "Anyway I have to deal with the government, now."

"Oh, don't start with the government." Randy said angrily. "Almost every government have bribes, and lie to people. They also do a lot of unnecessary things. Like, one time, they send my son to Peru because they thought he was some kind of Peruvian band."

"Your right. The government is trying to stop me from finishing my project." Mack said. "Anyway, someone in this room is a spy."

"Really? Well then I'll find him."

"Sir!" shouted one of the soldiers. "We found the spy"

The spy was in the hands of two soldiers who was trying to struggle out.

"Good." Mack said.

Just then, the spy kicked into the soldiers balls on the left.

"Ow." shouted one of the Soldier as he covers his balls and dropped to the ground.

"You idiots. Capture him." Mack shouted.

Randy saw the spy running to the metal door. He had to stop him. He jumped from the control system all the way to push the spy on to the ground.

"Thanks Randy. You're going to get a raise this week." Mack said. "Anyway, will deal with the spy for now."

"Okay." Randy said as Randy walked out of the huge cave and went to his office. Mean while Mack and the other soldiers killed the spy with their machine guns.

At night. Stan was at home eating dinner with his family.

" Guess what happen to me today." Randy asked.

"What is it?" Sharon asked happily.

"I just got a raise for stopping a spy."

"A spy?" Stan asked.

"Yes. He was from the bastard government." Randy answered. "The government tried to stopped Mack from working on his project. Some governments back in the past didn't even care about freedom."

"Could his project involve with nuclear warfare?" Stan asked.

"That's silly." Randy said. "Why would he ever have any nuclear weapons."

"I saw Mack talking to the governors of different states about threatening them by using nuclear weapons." Stan said. "He might be a terrorist."

"It must be your imagination, Stan."

"No it wasn't. Why would the government send a spy to stop Mack."

"The government is annoying and always do unnecessary things."

"You know, forget it. You never listen to me." Stan said.

Stan got off of his chair and went to his room.

"You know I think you need some more father to son time, Randy." said Sharon. "You keep hanging out with this Mr. Tyrant guy."
"You may be right." Randy said. "I'll cancel my plans tonight with Mack."

"He had plans?" Sharon said. "How come you never have plans with me most of the time?"

"I have friends!" shouted Randy, in an angrily voice, as he got up from his chair and slammed the table with his own bare hands.

Meanwhile in Stan's room. Stan was on the phone to call Kyle.
"Hey Kyle." Stan said.

"What is it?" Kyle asked

"Gather all of our friends to my house."

"Why?"

"This is important."

The boys and their friends were gathered at the basement of Stan's house.

"What's this al..al..al..all about anyway?" Jimmy asked.

"We are going to reveal who Mack, my dad's boss, really is." Stan said.

"We came here for this?" Token said.

"He's really nice." Craig said.

"TIMMY!... TIMMY!" said Timmy.

"That's what he wants you to think." Stan said. "I found out that he is a Russian terrorist who controls nuclear warfare. I want all of us to prove that he is a terrorist rather than the perfect gentlemen to our parents and other adults."

"I don't believe you." Clyde said.

"I'll give you each 5 bucks." Stan said.

"Deal!" Bill said.

"Good! This is how we're going to do it. There's a B1F in the building where my dad works. We will enter the building with my dad. He's probably going to take us to his office. After that we walk out of their and sneak into the elevator. We will use the elevator to go to B1F. Then, we will step out of the elevator and we will take pictures of the nuclear weapons. Finally, we will show it to the people and my dad. This plan will reveal who the nice Mack to a bastard terrorist."

"How do you know all this information?" Kyle asked.

"My dad was drunk last night after hanging out with Mack. Anyway, we will begin tomorrow."

The next day at Stan's house. Stan ran to his dad

"Hey dad. Can me and my friends go to the company you work at together?" Stan asked.

"Umm... sure." Randy said. "Just gather your... " Randy opened the door and found Stan's friend outside of the house. "What do you know. There already here. I wonder why they have cameras?"

"Nothing." Kyle answered.

"Okay." Randy said sarcastically. "I'll just go to work with all of your friends, Stan."

Later, Stan and his friends were at the huge company building, at Randy's office.

"Man, your dad ha..ha..ha... has an huge office." said Jimmy.

Randy stepped out of his chair from his office. "Stan."

"Yes." asked Stan.

"Do you think my job is okay?" Randy asked.

"Yes, but you never..."

"Never what?"

"You never told me how a dick strangely become big."

"THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING." Randy shouted. "Plus you have to be a little more older and mature to understand that." Randy stepped out of his office for some coffee sugar. "At least they finally have coffee sugar in the kitchen." thought Randy as he went downstairs.

"Okay, let's take some pictures." said Stan. "Come on everyone."

The group of boys walked out of Stan's dad office and to the elevator. Kenny pressed the B1F button that caused the elevator to lower to the tunnels. The elevator stopped and open the doors to reveal a rocky tunnel.

"So this is B1F" Craig said.

"Come on. Let's find the metal door." Stan said.

The group walked through the tunnel and found the metal door, but no guards.

"Strange. My drunken dad said there would be guards here?" Stan said "Oh well."

The group of boys enter the metal door to find a huge cave, but also a battle within it. There were soldiers fighting soldiers.

"What the hell is going on here?" Kyle said.

"You were right, Stan." Clyde said. "There really are nuclear weapons." Clyde pointed at the nuclear missile in the middle of the cave.

"Oh my god.. AH-!-... There's Mack Tyrant." Tweek said.

"Quick take pictures." Stan shouted.

"You mean in the middle of a battle field." Kyle shouted.

"Hey look theirs your dad!" shouted Token.

Randy walked through the battle field without even noticing what's going on. He went to the control system to meet Mack.

"Nice show you have here Mack. It almost looks real." Randy said.

"I'm kind of busy here." Mack said as he quickly presses different buttons. "Do you want more coffee sugar?"

"No. My family wants me to spend more family time rather than work or friends." Randy said. "What should I do?"
"Family is always first." shouted Mack. "After all I have a family in Russia."

"Thanks for the advice Mack." Randy said. "Maybe we can have dinner with your family sometime."

"Maybe. In fact, I actually don't like America, but you are my first friend that's American."

"Really? Well anyway, I guess I'll have some father to son time with Stan." Randy walked through the battle field and to the metal door without even noticing the dangers of the battle.

"Dude." Stan said. "Maybe we shouldn't show that Mack is a terrorist."

"WHAT!" shouted Eric. "Terrorist are against America."

"Yeah, but my dad is friends with a terrorist. He doesn't even know that he is a terrorist."

"Uh... Fine." said Eric. "I'm going to get rid of hippie's anyway today. I don't have much time for Terrorists."

Mack pressed a red button that launches the nuclear missile and jumped from the control system to the battlefield carrying a huge vulcan.

"Take this American Government." Mack said as he shoots down his enemies. He suddenly acted insane in a happy manner, and shot down his own troops on purpose.

"Dude. I think we should get out of here." shouted Stan. "That Mr. Tyrant just shot down his own troops."

The next day at Stan's house. Stan and his friends wanted to watch "The Terrace and Philipp show", but it was interrupted by the TV news.

"Hello everyone. We have just been reported that a Russian man named Mack Tyrant has just bomb the heart of New York city by using a nuclear missiles." said the Anchor man. "Luckily there was a malfunction that saved most of New...

"No one gives a crap." Eric said.

"Yeah, change the channel." Stan said.