I have my brain nearly be smashed due to this opening and this is all I can do. Let's just make things simple…
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or Togashi-sensei….
Special thanks to my co-author, Ladyasile and the friend who gives me the whole ideas and organization, Hnhi…
P/S: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, BUDDY… (1/6/92)
MAY YOUR PATH BE FILLED WITH HAPPINESS AND LAUGHTER…
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CHAPTER 1: THE INVITATIONS AND THE TOURNAMENT…
The 3 gangs in Yu Yu Hakusho are standing on an isolated island; in front of them is a stage…
Yusuke (suspicious): This is the place? Are you sure? Why can't I see anybody?
Hiei: Hn...
Kurama: Ah, according to the map, this is the place. You can check it to make sure, can't you? (voice rises humorously)
Yusuke (angry): Of course, I can. Darn you!! Can't you stop teasing me, fox?
Hiei: You really do?
Yusuke: Argh…
Kurama (laugh): Oh, just want make sure. No need to be so flustered, Yusuke.
Hiei: Wait….
Voices become clearer and louder…
A lot of people are behind them, appearances differ from one to another…
Inuyasha: Damn it! Why is Sesshoumarou invited, too?
Jaken: Because Master Sesshoumarou is much better than you, stupid mongrel!
Rin (happily): Lord Sesshoumarou is the best!
Inuyasha: What was that you just said? (Hand raises, ready to hit Jaken)
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit!
We see Inuyasha fall down as usual from the Miko's command.
Inuyasha: What did you do that for? (frowning face)
Kagome: This sign says no fighting outside the arena, see?
Inuyasha (growling) : Wait and see…
Sesshoumarou (smirking): Stupid half-breed.
Naraku (appears with Kanna, Kagura) : Hm…
At the other side of the island…
Fye: Ah, this place is so nice.
Syaoran: Yeah. What do you think, princess Sakura?
Sakura: Yes! Wow, I didn't expect so many people here.
Mokona: Kurogane! (about to kiss him)
Kurogane: Stay away from me! (hits Mokona hard)
Karasu (appears behind Kurama): We meet again. This time I'll get my revenge. (looking at Kurama's hair) And take care of your hair! Damn, you should pay more attention to it. (ready to touch the hair)
Kurama (shouts): Get your filthy hands off of me! What do you think you are doing?
Yusuke: What more do you expect? Brushing his hair eight times a day is not enough? Jeez. (sighs) I'll never understand what you two think.
Kurama (scowling): You're not helping.
Hiei: Three idiots…
Kenshin (running around): Heeeeelllllloooooooooo!
Hiei: Four…
Sasuke: What's with these people?
Haku (bowing respectfully): Sasuke-kun, how are you?
Kabuto (smirks): Lord Orochimaro will be extremely pleased. These guys are strong. (mutters something to himself )
Tamahome: Well, I'll sell the tickets. It'll get me a bunch of money. (covetous expression)
Miaka: Come on, Tamahome (gives him a nip)
Tamahome: Help, guys!
Nuriko and Hotohori: You deserve it.
Nuriko: Need a helping hand, Miaka?
Tamahome: Help… (almost crying)
Nakago: Idiots… I'll kill you this time!
Yui (nearly cries): Hands off, Miaka! Tamahome, poor you ….
Yue (cool and non-emotional face): …
Touya: Stay away from Sakura, little brat!
Eriol: Hey, Yue, do your best, OK?
Hiei: Seven idiots… This place has more idiots than I thought.
Kurama: Well, it isn't like you, Hiei! You're beginning to worry me.
Kakashi: Attention, please!
Genkai appears on the stage
Yusuke: what is this old lady doing here?
Genkai (frown): Watch your mouth! I'll be your judge this tournament, got it?
Yusuke: What?! Koenma, damn you!! Why?
Genkai (frown): Shut up and listen, will you? (turns to the crowd) You're here today to compete and therefore choose five that are most attractive and best fighters of all times. And here's Koenma (his picture appears on the screen), the one who organizes this competition. On your left hand, please say hi to your audience. And may I introduce the judges… first, Kakashi-sensei, second, me, Genkai and….
Yusuke (interrupts): We know it. Skip that part!
Genkai: Shut up or I'll disqualify you! (turns to the contestants) And here's Mukuro,
Jiraiya-sama and Koenma.
Kakashi: The medical team: Kagome, Kikyou , Dr Black Jack and…
Jiraiya: Hey. (pointing at Kikyou) She's pretty but I love you more, hehe, your skirt is shorter (Kagome's) hehe…
Kagome: Shut up!
Inuyasha: Bastard! I'll kill you!
Miroku: Want to be disqualified?
Sango: Watch the rules, Inuyasha.
Kakashi: Hm, and Sesshomaru, may I have your sword, please?
Sesshomaru (glares): Why? No.
Kakashi: Healing purposes…. We'll talk about that later. And we'll also borrow the
dragon balls, so nobody will have to die in this competition, OK?
Out of sudden….
Kuwabara: Urameshi!
Yusuke (surprised): What the heck are you doing here?
Tamahome: Hey, Tasuki, he has orange hair like you (mutters) I've never thought there'd be a day that I meet two orange-haired idiots here.
Tasuki: What the heck are you muttering? Crap!
Hiei: Want to taste my sword? (pulls out his Kanata)
Genkai: I said no fighting! Hear me? Now, those who have the invitations, take the queue and get out of this room.
Fan girls are sitting outside, waiting for the guys.
Hotohori (waves hands, smiling happily): Hello, ladies!
Fan girls: Hotohori!! (screaming, some fainting)
Tasuki (shyly): Hi
Fan girls (silent): …
Tasuki: Argh! That's why I never liked women…
Nakago: We love you. (no fainting)
Yusuke: Heh heh
Fan girls: Yyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuusssuuuuuuukkkeeeeeeeee… (yelling, fainting)
Yusuke: I know I'm hot.
Kurama (smiles, says nothing): …
Fan girls (silent, then burst out): Did he just smile at us? Cutttteeeeeeee! We'll die for
you, foooxxxxx…. (a lot, a lot, a lot of fainting)
Hotohori: I hate that guy. He looks so impertinent!
Tasuki: You can't beat him. Jealous?
Hotohori (angry): Be quiet!
Yue (flies like a ghost): …
Fan girls (some screaming, some fainting): Cool! Yue!
Tamahome: Money, money… Any one wants my signature? 5 yens for one! (yells)
Genkai: No selling here! Follow the rules, idiots!!
Miaka (sighs): Idiots…. Dollar is much worthier.
Fangirls: Ok, not very special.
Yui (only her): You rock! (and faints)…. (well, at least, you get one person who faints for you)
Sasuke (cool face): …
Fan girls: Ah, he's so cool! (screaming and fainting)
Hiei (says nothing, glances at the girls): ….
Fan girls: Hiiiiieeeeii! (fainting)
Tasuki: He's much uglier and shorter than me!
Kurama (laughs): Let's hope he doesn't hear that.
Tasuki: Huh?
Fye: Hi, girls.
Fan girls: Yay, Fye… (more fainting)
Syaoran: Um, hi…
Fan girls: Sweet… Did he just smile at us? (many fainting)
Kurogane (annoying face): … Hm, annoying!
Fangirls: Kurogane. (at least 10 fainting)
Inuyasha: I'm here!
Fangirls: Stupid face, but cute… (1 or 2 faint)
Yomi: Hello. (waves at Kurama)
Kurama: Oh, Yomi is here, too?
Fan girls (silent): … Too old and has a son…
Karasu: Hm…
Fan girls (one almost faints): He wants to kill Kurama!
Sesshoumarou (steps out in silence)
Fangirls: Oh. (loss of words, a lot of fainting)
Naraku: Hm. (points at Sesshoumarou) I'll kill you.
Sesshoumarou: In your dreams.
Fan girls: He wants to kill Sesshoumarou-sama? (no cheering, fainting)
Tasuki: At least I got two more unpopular guys like me…
Haku (bows respectfully): Good morning
Fan girls (at least 10 faint): Lovely…
Kabuto (calm): …
Fangirls: So-so (no fainting)
Kenshin: Hi!
Fan girls: It's Kenshin! (some fainting)
Genkai: OK, let's go check the announcement this afternoon, gentlemen. You will be divided into groups, OK?
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Hehe, that is it! My brain…. In god, I trust…
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