Author's Note: This is just a silly idea I had as I was spell-checking a chapter in The Spy of Sauron. Doesn't it get frustrating when spell check insists that "Aragorn" isn't a word? Well, this one shot is in order to humor spell check just once. Let's hear it for Microsoft Word!
Disclaimer: Nothing here is mine.
Fellowship of the Rings in a Nutshell, According to Spell Check
There are Hobbits. Hobbits are short. There is one called Freda. Freda is the nephew of Bible Bagginess, an adventurous but aging Hobbit, who is also the possessor of Saran's ring of ultimate power.
There are Ring wraiths; servants of Sarong forced to do his bidding. They are searching for the ring bearer and return the ring to its maker. Bible leaves the Ring to Freda. Instructed by Vandal, one of Bible's closest friends and also a wizard, Freda must smuggle the Ring from Hobbit on. He takes along his gardener; a rather pudgy Hobbit named same, and his cousins Periodic Brandy buck (Merry) and Peregrine Took (Pippin.)
The four head for Brae to meet Vandal. At The Prancing Pony they discover Vandal has been delayed for unknown reasons, and a strange man by the name of Strider, insists on being their guide to Rive dell, a home of the Elves.
The Ring wraiths intercept the travelers at Weather top and a mogul blade stabs Freda. He is carried to safety by Arden (or Glorfindel, depending on whether this is based on the movie or the book) to Rive dell, where he is nursed back to health.
In October the famous Council of Elton is held to determine the fate of the Ring. It is decided that nine shall be chosen to match the nine Ring wraiths. Freda immediately volunteers, followed by his faithful Sam, Merry, and Pippin. The other five consist of Vandal, Gimlet (the son of Golan, the dwarf), Boomer (son of Donator, steward of Condor), Strider (who turn out to be Argon, son of Marathon, rightful king of Condor), and Ligulas (the son of King Tranquil: the king of Kirkwood).
They journey south to Mt. Doom, the volcano in Murder where the Ring was forged. Only in the fires of that volcano can the ring be destroyed.
The scale Cardsharps, and delve into the Mines of Maria, where Vandal falls over the Bridge of Hazed Dump in a valiant battle with a Barlow of Margot.
Subdued yet still determined, the Fellowship continues on their way. They rest in the Elvin realm of Lothlorien, where they meet the Lady Malarial and she provides them with boats to travel down the Andean in. At the Falls of Taurus, Boomer tries to take the Ring from Freda, and Freda realizes that he must destroy it alone. Sam of course, forces him to take him too. The Ulrich Hay, a breed of orcs, kidnaps Merry and Pippin and Boomer is slain trying to protect them. Ligulas, Gimlet, and Argon then vow to save Merry and Pippin from the Ulrich Hay, which is where The Fellowship of the Rings ends.