The Big Time Rush guys were in Kendall's room, just getting up. James had his lucky comb out, and he was forcing Logan to add up all the points that he rated his bandannas with.

"I told you, there's 700 points in all!" Logan said. "Yeah, count again" James scoffed, taking out his lucky comb. Logan counted them again in about three seconds.

"There's 700" he said. "Fine" James said, rolling his eyes. He picked out his lucky bandanna, named Lucky, and out it on.

"Carlos, will you get up?" Logan demanded. "How am I supposed to do math problems with you snoring?" "That's right…math…" Carlos muttered sleepily. "200 B.C."

"That's social studies!" Logan said. "Unbelievable! And they don't use B.C. anymore! They use B.C.E., as in before Common Era! Anyone who reads updated history books knows that!"

"So just you then" James told him. "And please don't give us another history lecture!"

Kendall came out of the bathroom brushing his teeth. "Carlos, your helmet's on the loose!" he hollered. "Watch it, don't spray my hair with toothpaste!" James cried.

Carlos jumped awake. He picked up a baseball bat. "I'll swing at you, you feisty evil turtle!"

"Uhh…I'm Kendall, not turtle", said Kendall, trying not to laugh. Carlos looked bewildered. He looked at Kendall more closely. "Oh, sorry" he muttered. "I'm hunting an evil turtle, and I'm gonna shoot it down with my AK-47!"

"You mean your baseball bat", Logan told him. "Carlos, are you sure you got enough sleep?" Carlos whipped the bat out.

"Ah!" Logan cried. He blocked his face with his hands. "But…the turtle outside the window…" Carlos tried to tell them. "And Donald Duck hiding in the mirror!"

"What's hiding in it?" James yelled, whipping around. Kendal rolled his eyes. "Come on guys, let's get some breakfast," he muttered.

Katie and Mrs. Knight were at the table already. "Boys, I decided to order pizza today!" she said. "PIIZA FOR BREAKFAST!" Carlos screamed. He ran over to the pizza box with Kendall and James closely behind.

Logan, giving all three of them a dirty look as they squabbled over the pizza, went into the kitchen to wash his hands.

"Carlos, calm your blood pressure!" Mrs. Knight exclaimed. Carlos didn't listen. "Cheese puffs!" he yelled, diving into the pantry to get cheese puffs.

"Do you know how unhygienic that is", Logan asked Carlos, as he gobbled up a handful of cheese puffs, licked his fingers noisily, and plunged them back into the bag.

"Gross, don't get any cheese puff dust on my hair!" James said. "Yeah, Carlos, that's pretty unsanitary!" Logan said. "So?" said Carlos indignantly. "You're a…a…stupid dummy! So there!" He threw a cheese puff at Logan.

Katie caught the cheese puff and ate it.

"Real original" Kendall said sarcastically. "How'd you come up with stupid dummy…?

"Anyway, you four know what day it is!" beamed Mrs. Schmidt. "The day Carlos gets cheese puff dust on my hair?" asked James, fearfully clutching his lucky comb.

"No, it's Katie's birthday, remember?" she asked.

"Yeahhhh…" all the boys stammered. "You're lying, dorkazoids" Katie scoffed at them. "Can't even remember my birthday!"

"Katie, don't use that language, honey" Mrs. Knight said reproachfully. "Carlos made it up!" Katie said.

"Anyway, it's time you got into an acting career!" Mrs. Knight told her daughter.

"NO! Please! Anything but that!" Katie said. "Relax, I've hired Camille to help you get into the play!"

"What's the bet that mom will enroll me in a Barbie and the Nutcracker play?" Katie hissed at her brother. "Or a boring play about the revolutionary war?"

Everyone groaned except Mrs. Knight and Logan.

"Come on!" said Logan. The Revolutionary war (1775-1783) began as a war between the kingdom of…"

It didn't take Logan long to notice that everyone had their ears plugged except Kendall's mom.

"Anyway, I want a new laptop" Katie said. "We'll see, my little angel!" Mrs. Knight said. Katie smirked.

"Is it just me, or can you see Katie's devil horns poking out?" James asked. Katie kicked him under the table.

"Add the chain saw, and the evil face, and she' perfect" Kendall said, teasingly. "Hmph! I'm going to the pool!" Katie huffed.

"Only for a few minutes, honey, Camille needs to take you to the audition!" Mrs. Knight said. "Hypocrite…." Katie muttered under her breath.

"And you want to buy her a laptop?" Logan asked.